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[Closed] where to find big scissors for opening garden fetes etc?

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I believe pook is looking for some.


 
Posted : 19/10/2012 11:41 am
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How big? Wallpaper scissors are pretty big.


 
Posted : 19/10/2012 11:43 am
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its easier to hire a dwarf to do the opening than find novelty giant scissors


 
Posted : 19/10/2012 11:44 am
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It's for pook. Could we shrink him in a month? He's a pretty tall chap to start with.


 
Posted : 19/10/2012 11:47 am
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Could he stand in a small hole?


 
Posted : 19/10/2012 11:48 am
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If someone comes up with a proper answer it will confirm STW as being the best website in the world ever.


 
Posted : 19/10/2012 11:48 am
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[url= http://www.amazon.com/Unknown-Ribbon-Cutting-Scissors/dp/B000VJ2VCU ]here[/url]


 
Posted : 19/10/2012 11:49 am
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Ta da!

http://www.ceremonialribboncuttingscissors.com/


 
Posted : 19/10/2012 11:50 am
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I think I win on points as mine's in the UK ๐Ÿ™‚


 
Posted : 19/10/2012 11:51 am
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Wow. Just.. wow.


 
Posted : 19/10/2012 11:53 am
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IHN, that website is amazing! ๐Ÿ˜€ (but it clearly in the US! ๐Ÿ˜› )


 
Posted : 19/10/2012 11:54 am
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IHN, can you pick up a pair for the pootle then?


 
Posted : 19/10/2012 11:55 am
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[i]but it clearly in the US![/i]

Is it?

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Ah, toss ๐Ÿ™

[i]IHN, can you pick up a pair for the pootle then?[/i]

Well, I don't know, will His Pootleness (peace be upon him) be there?


 
Posted : 19/10/2012 11:57 am
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There is even a "ribbon-cutting" guide/how-to book! And fitted scissor-cases! Aaaaaawesum! ๐Ÿ˜€ ๐Ÿ˜€ ๐Ÿ˜€


 
Posted : 19/10/2012 11:59 am
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Well he did say he was look for some scissors on the pootle thread.


 
Posted : 19/10/2012 12:01 pm
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make some cardboard ones and hide some real ones behind? Or just use a samurai sword ๐Ÿ˜€


 
Posted : 19/10/2012 12:16 pm
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Here you go -
http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/stainless-steel-tailor-sewing-shears-scissors-handle-gold-plated-10-5in-/160900747367?pt=UK_Crafts_Sewing_Supplies_MJ&hash=item25766e9067

Search for tailors shearers on Ebay and there are plenty of large pairs.


 
Posted : 19/10/2012 12:20 pm
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How about [url= http://www.madebyhandsofbritain.com/makers/ernestwrightscissors/products/959/gold-presentation-ribbon-cutting-scissors ]these?[/url] A bit spend mind.


 
Posted : 19/10/2012 12:32 pm
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Thanks but I think neninja has the best idea so far. now we need to see if his royal pookness is actually coming along.


 
Posted : 19/10/2012 12:35 pm
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I'm working on it


 
Posted : 19/10/2012 12:41 pm
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๐Ÿ™‚


 
Posted : 19/10/2012 12:43 pm
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www.ceremonialribboncuttingscissors.com

Or I'll borrow some for you off the Mayor of Dacorum if you're close ๐Ÿ˜•


 
Posted : 19/10/2012 1:01 pm
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Just hold some normal scissors nearer the camera


 
Posted : 19/10/2012 4:00 pm
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Buy some kenny everett hands and just use normal scissors ๐Ÿ˜†


 
Posted : 19/10/2012 7:01 pm
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265mm? Pathetically small. Cut something out of mdf. Make sure they're so enormous that they can barely be lifted.


 
Posted : 19/10/2012 7:17 pm
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Are you going to run with them? ๐Ÿ˜ˆ


 
Posted : 20/10/2012 3:22 am
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voodoo chile, wouldn't that make the scissors seem incredibly small?


 
Posted : 20/10/2012 8:17 am
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Chainsaw?


 
Posted : 20/10/2012 9:45 am
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I prefer the 'stand in a small hole idea'


 
Posted : 20/10/2012 10:00 am