[Closed] OFFICIAL EUROVISION THREAD!

40mpg, no, it's a sex change for an old Miami Dolphins quarterback.

Here we go

Molly - what a flag! Winner on that front for sure!

cool uk flag, good luck to her 😀

Come on Molly.

@Flashy - chapeau sir, perhaps I should have stopped at the pinot noir 😀

Oh god it's us!!

Well I have my top three..

Austria
Sweden
France

The rest were entertaining, ballad bullshit apart of course... Molly's awful 😕

Citizen Smith but much better looking!

Bit lame this. Proppin' up the bottom again this year.

Tina Turner, Thunderdome outfit.

Molly, nice legs but awful song

I'm going

Iceland (for the song)
Poland (for the 'lungs' (not norks))

They're already doing replicas of her outfit on ebay!

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Don't discount the anti Russia vote!

Missed the gods damned flag thanks to Sky crashing when I tried to pause it.

I like our entry, but thought it was a lacklustre performance.

oh well, that uncomfortable and strange moment his just confirmed our place at the bottom

Nice gotcha on Graham Norton, still not sure that they get it though!

We won the idents by a country mile!

Ok, music over (back in to TV room), now the entertainment begins with the absurdity of the voting!!!

Big up Sweden screw you UK kniggits

Thought the UK entry was alright(best flag at least!)...better than usual, managed to sit through it which is a plus on most years

The Netherlands. Johnny Cash and Duffy.

My money is still on Ukraine. Literally. Russia getting the big 2 fingers from everyone

Russia getting the big 2 fingers from everyone

1 finger per twin?

You and me, Binbins. Brothers in Pies.

WTF is happening now?
Stunt window cleaning by the CofE?

Tom Petty's let himself go.

Did the guy on the ladder used to be one of the naked cleaners on Eurotrash?

wtf was that (was expecting the grange hill sausage on a fork in that montage 😕

Will England (sorry, only joking) UK get less than Russia?

I do believe you're right JoJo!

Ooowww That hurts!

I quite liked Norway and The Netherlands, the rest can get tae.

I wonder if Nigel Farage watched it in the pub?

Did I just get modded, or fail to launch?

Netherlands and Yorkshire are looking the best out of the bunch.

Jesus - I'm truly through the looking-glass.

Iceland = shit Showaddywaddy
Austria = Giorgios Samaras
Poland = corking set of charlies

It's all as though "The Boys From Brazil" had come to pass.

stuartie_c - Member
Jesus - I'm truly through the looking-glass.

Iceland = shit Showaddywaddy
Austria = Giorgios Samaras
Poland = corking set of charlies

It's all as though "The Boys From Brazil" had come to pass.

I missed Austria, did they look imposing but lack a clinical edge?

Did I just get modded

Wasn't me.

Call that breakfast?

Danes can't do comedy

That's done it, there's cake.

stuartie_c - Member
Jesus - I'm truly through the looking-glass.

Iceland = shit Showaddywaddy
Austria = Giorgios Samaras
Poland = corking set of charlies

It's all as though "The Boys From Brazil" had come to pass.

I missed Austria, did they look imposing but lack a clinical edge?

Promised so much, but failed to deliver.

Also bearded, but strangely feminine.

Actually, French Otto looks like Borat up close.

Cougar - Moderator

Wasn't me.

Thanks Shaggy, must've managed to self-mod - clever 😐