Seriously, no Eurovision thread?
Title was from a glorious description of the event I heard on the radio this morning, BTW.
I thought this was a thread about Jacqui Smith.
I am not disappoint.
Dirty.
I've just switched it on. It's getting a bit long these days, so not sure if I'll go the distance.
Are Israel in it this year? Always puzzled me why they get an invite.
Edit - nice beard on the Austrian girl!
I'm up for the French and Sweden 😆
The Finns have geeeeetaaaaars!
Austria has a beard.
Spain is looking rather lovely.
Ooh, I really hope this bloke gives himself a spectacular hamster wheel injury live on stage. 😀
Could STW hire him to power the forum?
In France we're mostly watching "The Voice la Finale", currently 25.8% of viewers on my cable supplier with nothing else over 10%. Kylie opened the show.
According to the app, the Belarussian bloke was an international accordion champion in his youth.
Seriously, no Eurovision thread?
There is now.
dammit, did I just miss the act from that wonderful part of Europe called Azerbaijan?!?
Edit; Iceland Rockkkkkkkk
And I'm on my 3rd Gin and Tonic, don't think I'll make the end..
Gins kicking in 😆
Still think my title was better! 😉
Iceland - The Jam meets the Tellietubbies.
BBC red button, sing along subtitles, and also camp comentry from Norton or radio 2 comentry from someone who sounds boring.
Oh yeah, like the Icelandic gang!
Norway? yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaawn.
Norway's entry is Beardy McAxerson!
Cougar - MeddlerThere is now.
..and in the process, making me look like I thought Jacqui Smith was singing for Great Britain.
Iceland top so far, although lady from Ukraine was rather good....
The females in my house liked that lot singing "cheesecake"
Working on the basis that you can predict any Eurovision winner by looking at regional politics, I've had a punt on Ukraine at 10 - 1. If the former Russian republics are prepared to MTFU and risk having their gas supplies turned off then I'm quids in!
good set of lungs from Romania there
Took the whole song to work out what Iceland reminded me of. J Giles Band, Centerfold.
this should've been the uk entry
😉
Armenian guy looks like a baddie from Captain America. Jackboots, flappy coat and funny lips. He's going to kill the audience with blue lightning bolts at the end of the song.
Lungs, Legend. Is that what they're called?
i have had 9 pints.......they all sound like A-HA
Battle of Britain on 5
Dagger dagger dagger dagggggerrr
There's too many male singers so far....I'm getting bored
Still think my title was better!
Potentially, but harder to find. I'd be deleting duplicate threads all night.
I've had a punt on Ukraine at 10 - 1
Me too. First time I've ever placed a bet on anything, ever.
Fair point, Meddler. 😉
😀 @ ton!
Oh,and Kevin McCloud singing for Montenegro.
BBC red button, sing along subtitles, and also camp comentry from Norton or radio 2 comentry from someone who sounds boring.
Ken Bruce. That's [i]brilliant[/i], but I had to turn it off again because it goes from HD to cataract-o-vision.
Been looking forward to this. Poland
Look at the lungs on Poland!
Butter churning!
Go Poland 🙂
Poland. Hello.
Poland seem to have gone for the "stick shitloads of cleavage on the screens behind and hope we get away with it" vote.
She can do my washing
Lordy
CaptainFlashheart - Member
Look at the lungs on Poland!
Sexist pig.
I'm getting a Polish cleaner in to do my washing. Tomorrow. 😀
Poland. Douse pants.
OO-ER Poland!!! 😯
i liked that 😳
Nah not into Poland, bit trash that.
And they should all have to sing in their native tongue..
Poland. Tits. That is all.
Greece, oooh err.. Up Up Up Up Up..... bit bouncy after 6 Gin's..
If that had gone on much longer she'd have had to make some space in her washtub for my undies. Dirty scrubber.
My bloody brother rang flapping on about a stuck cone nut in the middle of Poland. The git.
Poland singing was rubbish, but for me they've been the breast so far...
For anyone that missed the live version, or needs a 'refresher':
Ohh here we go.. Austria 😯
I never knew Kenny Everett was Austrian.
hadn't the keyboard guy heard of a guitar keyboard.he could've trampolined with them then 😉
Ooh look, the beary Austrian.
Apparently it's all the Eurovision are talking about, while on STW we're discussing Polish tits!
well this is a boner-killer
Bond theme from the Bearded Shirley Bassey.
Oh my god....
Is it Russell brand?
Wurst, as in sausage. Is that an Austrian pun?
Sausage boy is on. Good voice mind.
Legend, brilliant!
i loved mc mica g and dj sven, remember them.
I'm really struggling to fapp to this 🙁
Best song so far.
That explains why there were a load of bearded blokes in dresses wandering round town today - off to Eurovision tribute party obviously. 🙄
beej has it
Bloody Brilliant that, Austria for the next Bond Theme Song !!
she was very good 🙂
Popped in, saw Austria....!!!!!!. Can I bear to really watch this or help last minute Econ AS cramming for the keen ones. Choices, choices....
Pink's filled out a bit since I saw her last.
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Austria wow !!!!!!!
Cougs, my thought exactly!!!
Reminded me of a young Barbara Streisand, that Austrian chap.
Big breaths from the Swedish lass.
Nice looking Girlie this Swedish Girl....
I'll refrain from the fa........
Sweden's missing a hook. Hell of a voice, beautifully presented, but you won't be humming it on the way home.
(Ours OTOH...)
Kirk Hammett is a singlespeeder, who knew?