Currys said that it would be delivered between 1 and 4 - still not here 🙁
Well?
In the truck?
PP. you're getting warm (unlike geoff's tea!)
Have you checked your kitchen?
That's where I keep mine.
[i]In the truck? [/i]
<Malcom Tucker>It better 'kin had be and the truck better be 'kin in Perthshire heading this 'kin way! </Malcom Tucker>
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Is it in the Bun is some twisted surrealist metaphor?
It's been delivered here by mistake. I'll sell you it back if you like...
i repair for currys, ten to one it will be damaged on arrival, if not 5 to one it wont work anyway sorry
i repair for currys, ten to one it will be damaged on arrival, if not 5 to one it wont work anyway sorry
That makes me feel so much better 🙄
I've already removed the old one as they were supposed to collect it for scrap. No oven, No hob - Christ on a bendy bus!
Maybe your pal Hugh Fernley Dick Whittington ( Oh no he's not) will lend you one of his?
Maybe your pal Hugh Fernley Dick Whittington ( Oh no he's not) will lend you one of his?
😆
On its way apparently - according to the nice lady in [s]Sheffield[/s] Mumbai!