MegaSack DRAW - This year's winner is user - rgwb
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When I am King I shall make this law:
All roads closed to motorised vehicles on weekends.
All roads to be HGV & Coach/Buses only on all roads between the hours of 10:00pm and 6:00am
This will ensure that local spending and community awareness increases.
That alternatives to road freight are forced.
That motorways are clear of boring 3 lorry over taking malarkey.
That I will have the motorways all to myself every weekend.
now why the hell is this not a good idea?
it is.
or make it so that hgv's can only use the inside lane.
limit them all to 56mph so they wont have a need to overtake.
Seconded.
😆
imagine their frustration at not being overtake me chilling out at 54mph! 
because the world doesn't revolve around you.
However when you need a blood transfusion and heart replacement and they're not allowed to bring it as it's outside of your time limits, you'll know why yours is a dumb idea.
just wondering hoe the emergency services get to you in an emergency
No buses or other transport after 10 is a bit draconian
When I am King I shall make these laws:
Topless thursdays.
Union flag to be replaced by a banner depicting two whippets rampant.
George Formby to be dug up and made to write new national anthem.
David Cameron to be made to get drunk on cider and wander naked through Barnsley town centre.
Pie.
All roads to be HGV & Coach/Buses only on all roads between the hours of 10:00pm and 6:00am
Why not just only allow the HGVs to use the roads at weekends, while they are closed to all other traffic 🙂
My Royal Edict:
All public transport to be state-owned, non-profit and completely free at point of use to travel any distance within the UK.
like the above and
Children have no TV or only a few hours a week
And everybody has a bike
If I was king ... I'd abolish the monarchy, much of parliament, lords and other parasitic hangers-on and just have a very modest administration to manage the country. I believe in Iron Age times they used to have something called sacrificial kings, that were routinely sacrificed to the gods after 19 or was it 20 years service, or they were offered up if things went wrong to appease them.
Perhaps if that law was still in play, we wouldn't have so many problems?! But then life expectancy was about 30, so probably they didn't have to worry too much about being sacrificed. My Ms Hyde e-personality is also now why I'm giving up internet forums. Hate and Darkness ........
When I am King...
You already! 'King Stupid! 😀
Ha ha you weren't expecting that one were you you're probbly going to cry now I don't care in fact I think it's funny.
I'd have all swans and clowns shot.
Ban all ill-informed comments??
ill informed comments or points of view? 😀
If I was king ... I'd abolish the monarchy
quote of the week.
I'd get all the freight back on rails where it belongs.
Ill informed comments or points of view?
Neither will ever be in short supply! 🙂
@Elfinsafety - Sorry are you addressing your post to me? What are you talking about? Please enlighten me.
No, it was @ MrNutt.