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[Closed] What's with all the dead birds?

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Flocks falling from the skies in the US and Sweden. Is this the beginning of the end?


 
Posted : 06/01/2011 1:07 pm
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If I hadn't gotten bored of watching Flash Forward after a handful of episodes I might be able to provide an answer.


 
Posted : 06/01/2011 1:10 pm
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If I hadn't gotten bored of watching Flash Forward after a handful of episodes I might be able to provide an answer.

Heh....it did tail off very quickly didn't it? think I did 2.5 episodes.....and I watched all of Lost.


 
Posted : 06/01/2011 1:12 pm
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The amount of birds is tiny in comparison with the amount of fish n things..

10,000's Dead small Fish in Maryland
40,000 Dead Velvet Swimming Crabs in Kent, UK
50 Dead Jackdaws in Sweden
3000 Dead Blackbirds in Arkansas
100 Tons of sardines dead in Brazil
1000’s Dead Fish in Florida

& a lot more!
[url= http://www.****/news/article-1344345/Animal-death-mystery-Jackdaws-Sweden-fish-Brazil-New-Zealand-crabs-England.html ]Aflockalypse - Article[/url]


 
Posted : 06/01/2011 1:16 pm
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undersea methane deposits, we are all well and truly fxxked.


 
Posted : 06/01/2011 1:23 pm
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How come they die in such regular sized batches? Is this proff that birds can count to 1000?


 
Posted : 06/01/2011 1:28 pm
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I wonder if this has anything to do with the Angry Birds phenomenom?


 
Posted : 06/01/2011 1:34 pm
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Why does nothing good ever just drop dead like this? You know, like sh*tty boy bands, Simon Cowell, Russel Brand, all the "Big Brother Celebrities" etc.

🙂


 
Posted : 06/01/2011 1:40 pm
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Its God, he's angry. He keeps throwing crabs, fish, birds (anything he can get his magnificent hands on) at Richard Dwarkins. But he keeps missing.


 
Posted : 06/01/2011 8:39 pm
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Its God, he's angry. He keeps throwing crabs, fish, birds (anything he can get his magnificent hands on) at Richard Dwarkins. But he keeps missing.

He's coming for people who post links to Daily Mail articles next. So don't stand next to anyone who's posted a link, cos he's a terrible shot.


 
Posted : 06/01/2011 8:41 pm
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I was once in Nottingham when it started raining frogs (I swear that I haven't been drinking). I was walking my girlfriend back to her house when, all of a sudden, there was a plopping of slimy green tennis ball sized blobs all around us. We stopped to see what it was and there were tens of frogs all around and they appeared to be dropping from the sky. None actually splatted flat though on landing, smothering us in a sticky greeny yellow goo, which was odd. It was certainly up there with the top 20 wierdest things I've ever experienced.


 
Posted : 06/01/2011 8:54 pm
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Oh, I thought you were talking about my exploits with the shotguns over the festive period!

Freezer full of yummy goodness!


 
Posted : 06/01/2011 8:55 pm
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You shoot frogs out of the sky for the freezer, Monsieur Flashheart? There's a law against that, surely?


 
Posted : 06/01/2011 8:59 pm
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top 20

I think you owe us a rundown...


 
Posted : 06/01/2011 9:01 pm
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[b][i]My boss[/i]'[/b] Freezer [b][i]is[/i][/b] full of yummy goodness!

FTFY

In all seriousness, God is playing Angry Birds on his JesusPhone shirley 🙂


 
Posted : 06/01/2011 9:12 pm
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I think you owe us a rundown...

I would, but......10 of them would be moderated on the grounds of common decency, 5 of them would not be allowed because of sub judice laws and I can't really tell you about the other 4 because I'm afraid I was veey, veey drunk.


 
Posted : 06/01/2011 9:13 pm
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is it related the stw missing posts?

aliens?
government experiment?
2012/day after tomorrow/the core?


 
Posted : 06/01/2011 9:48 pm
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how much would it cost to build a website for dead birds?


 
Posted : 06/01/2011 9:52 pm
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Tinners, Tom Cruise wasn't somewhere around when that happened was he?


 
Posted : 06/01/2011 10:16 pm
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Lol@tinners. Nicely done 🙂


 
Posted : 06/01/2011 10:21 pm