LEDS not "lazers"
Semiconductor lasers are no less lasery than other forms FWIW. The semiconductor laser in a blue ray recorder you can buy on the high street will burn through metal.
kaesae - We need to know that your vision is ok ?
Can you tell me what this is
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...and this
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did he 'scan' you with one of these?
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or drive away in this?
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Next time maybe collapse on the floor screaming;
"Arrrrggghhhh my eyes! My EYES!"
and see how the delivery guy reacts?
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I read the OP and was waiting for a punchline.
If I were you I would stick with the Royal Mail.They don't use those dangerous Laser Scanners normally, and the service is very good
Especially considering the very low prices.
nealglover I salute you 😆
how did you expect the thread to turn out?
Visit the United Kingdumb and leave happy in the knowledge, you don't have to live here!
What the hell are you on about? 😀
You really have become a bit of a comedy figure around here, I like it 😀
Same way I expect our culture or the future of the people living in the UK to turn out, very badly!
"I've misread the information about lasers, don't know quite enough to assess the real risk and therefore I'm going to shout about it online until someone takes notice DAMNIT, the country is falling apart...THINK OF THE KIDS!"
Visit the United Kingdumb (madhouse) and leave happy in the knowledge, you don't have to live here!
That's not nice!
Just because everyone is taking the piss out of you for being an idiot doesn't mean you have to be rude or hurl insults.
Visit the United Kingdumb (madhouse) and leave happy in the knowledge, you don't have to live here!
Ha Ha... a biter.
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maybe now you have laservision eyes you can use your superpowers to reverse the decline?
Never mind your eyes, the Laser seems to have damaged your sence of humour !
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To be fair, there are lots of warnings about telling you not to look into lasers. Like on the bottom of your mouse for example.
Reasonable question, perhaps poorly phrased.
he has been scanned by radioactivity
Quick! Tell TJ! He'll get it shut down (and yes, you will die - all radiation is [u][i][b]LETHAL!!!!![/b][/i][/u])
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To be fair, there are lots of warnings about telling you not to look into lasers. Like on the bottom of your mouse for example.Reasonable question, perhaps poorly phrased.
Dont tell him to do that!
Risk Assessment first.
"To be fair, there are lots of warnings about telling you not to look into lasers. Like on the bottom of your mouse for example"
Thanks Molgrips I've just turned my mouse over and blinded myself 😯
he has been scanned by radioactivity
On the bright side, he might turn in to a super hero.
" Like on the bottom of your mouse for example."
Ah.
I must confess the first thing I did when I read the OP was look at the red light coming out the bottom of my mouse to see if I thought it would damage my eyes.
Can I sue myself?
Like on the bottom of your mouse for example.
My mouse has "class 1 laser" and nothing else. 😀
You appear to have an extraneous plural.
When you were scanned, did you see what you came up as?
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....and yes, I have wasted my whole lunctime. And I didn't even realise that I could create something like that for someone elses' product!
I'm devastated my calendar is saying 11 May and not April 1st.....
Ben_mw - clever 🙂
" Like on the bottom of your mouse for example."
Quite bright isn't it!
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scottish people are silly.
Ben_mw - I genuinely LOLed!
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chapeu Ben 🙂
Most likely a class 2 laser scanner.
I'm sorry, your time is up. Go spend any remaining pocket money on coke and hookers.
Given the abuse you heap upon our postal system, I'd want to taser you if I delivered your mail, naver mind scan you.
So I should be happy someone is intentionally shining a laser in my eyes 😯
Think I've had enough of STW for a while!
This is Elfin winding everyone up yah?
*grabs popcorn*
*calls jamie.... "yup, we have a flounce"*
I've not read the whole thread, because quite frankly I'm in too much of a panic.
Mutilated seabass equipped with lasers? Then there's the floods. I was going to go for a pint by the river on the way home. Not anymore, no sir-ree.
Think I've had enough of STW for a while!
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What's with the patio furniture gags?
Kaesae - relax. Sometimes this happens when you start a thread. It's happened to me 🙂
[url= http://reviews.shopnbc.com/3339/701-829/reviews.htm?sort=featured ]LASER FLOUNCE!!![/url]
Do you wanna use my flouncing musak?
"Iiiii've haaaad, the tiiime of my liiiife, and I owe it all to yooou!"
What's with the patio furniture gags?
http://singletrackworld.com/forum/topic/asda-the-jewel-edinburgh-do-they-just-not-like-cyclist
philconsequence - Member
LASER FLOUNCE!!!
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BEAUTIFUL!!!
What about the driver?
The only bloke at parcelfarce who actually delivers something,
And the op has a go at him.....
So Kaesae gets 4 pages of advice (ok none of it helpful) but that comes with the territory. I post on here about being left with no kitchen and ive got one reply?
Whats going on??
You want to borrow my kitchen?
I post on here about being left with no kitchen and ive got one reply?
Was it destroyed by lazers?
[i]Whats going on?? [/i]
you need a ninja jogger or lasers in your thread to get attention on here today.
Whats going on??
You posted about a kitchen in the Bike Forum?
Was your kitchen destroyed by lasers?
Damn. Too slow.
Its a class 1 laser, class 2m at the very most and i doubt its anywhere near that. Your not in any way going to suffer any ill effects.
I find that many people get a bit nervous when you mention laser or radiation. I work with both and the comments i receive are all ratehr predicatable.
Is this for real. OP's a troll right. C'mon, what would ParcelForce be doing with Layzers in the first place??
Mental.
[i]what would ParcelForce be doing with Layzers in the first place[/i]
there's some sort of office sweepstake going on I think;
"Who can zap the most customers during the course of one round (score double for getting the same bloke 4 times)"
So I should be happy someone is intentionally shining a laser in my eyes
Eerrr you can be happy if you like, or like normal humans you can ignore it and move on as it has absolutely no effect on normal humans whatsoever. Unless you're not normal?
I did mention bikes in my kitchen post.
Perhaps i should lazer the workman when he comes next?
don't go to a Fever Ray gig
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Set your cat on him
Think I've had enough of STW for a while!
Missing you already 😥
Please take the time to check out the lyrics....
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It was nice while it lasted, FunkyDunc.
I didnt realise it was offensive / of a sexual nature ! (apologies mods if you found it so 🙄 )
Or maybe I've just gone blind from looking at my mouse..
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Funkydunc - I bet there'd be no problem if it was a male and a female kissing.
Now if you had combed your unruly monobrow postie would only have to scan you once.
(I don't know the op or even if he has a mb)
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Dont look at the picture any other 3rd parties reading this thread
Take that you Bearing Baron for using Parcelforce!!
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Sorry to everyone else for such illegal use of a grade one lazer
I love this concept: I think my eyes are damaged.
But you are using a computer and screen.
Yeah, but my eyes might be damaged.
But you are using a computer screen and typing.
But ... ah **** it.
Don't think too logically about it Toby 
The OP certainly didn't. Why should you bother.
Bound to be a troll? Surely nobody can be that stupid.
Just look at the threads he's started. You'll soon see the truth
Bound to be a troll? Surely nobody can be that stupid.
If its a Troll, it's a strange one.
Because the only "bite" is a couple of pages in, and it's from the OP
I just scanned this whole thread to check this hadn't been posted, so here it is...
LOL @ OP, What a Douche
My dog used to inject his own special recipe grease into bearings. The last time some of the ingredients were delivered by parcelforce though, this happened to him!!!
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I love this concept: I think my eyes are damaged.But you are using a computer and screen.
In all fairness there could be more subtle damage than that, or that takes a while to appear or something. Not THAT unreasonable of a question really, like I say. Just poorly put.
I think it wasn't an unreasonable question but the outcome was fairly foreseeable. Having a flounce mid-thread just added to the general mickey taking as well.
Sometimes you just have to live with unintended consequences.
Where I work we have barcode scanners all over the place, I have two on my desk and I look at them all the time. Kaesae, MTFU!
Or I'll come round and shine my laser pointer in your eyes. It's only a 200Mw green one, won't hurt at all... 😯
It's only a 200Mw green one
Seriously hopes you got your capitalization wrong there 😯