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[Closed] What's the best troll thread you've seen on here?

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There have been some absolute beauties but which one do you think was the best?


 
Posted : 04/06/2011 8:26 pm
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The one that noone has figure out yet.


 
Posted : 04/06/2011 8:27 pm
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None shall be as magnificent as Emily Green.


 
Posted : 04/06/2011 8:28 pm
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Want tips?


 
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Bombadillo


 
Posted : 04/06/2011 8:30 pm
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Winnie on dambusters was epic.


 
Posted : 04/06/2011 8:34 pm
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High Roller Safety Recall or What Crampons for MTB - jhw


 
Posted : 04/06/2011 9:05 pm
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Star fangled nut stuck in carbon steerer - a slow burn classic.


 
Posted : 04/06/2011 9:06 pm
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Please post links...


 
Posted : 04/06/2011 9:20 pm
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that one with the gimpy guy fighting in the zoo


 
Posted : 04/06/2011 9:21 pm
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anything by TJ, noone can really hold those views


 
Posted : 04/06/2011 9:45 pm
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this one


 
Posted : 04/06/2011 10:07 pm
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The one about the dispute with the neighbour that was really based on israel/palestine. It was a beautiful piece of work.


 
Posted : 04/06/2011 10:10 pm
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muppetWrangler +1


 
Posted : 04/06/2011 10:14 pm
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[url= http://www.singletrackworld.com/forum/topic/my-bloody-allotment-is-being-taken-over ]Mr Nutt wants his allotment back...[/url]


 
Posted : 04/06/2011 10:26 pm
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Dunno if you'd call it trolling but I remember the chap who repeatedly tried to flog his naff used primark and river island clothes in the classifieds. Hilarious.


 
Posted : 04/06/2011 10:30 pm
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STW meta troll low expectation having mother funkers parochialism ahoy.

What's the "best" prick trying to inflame some other losers you've seen?


 
Posted : 04/06/2011 10:42 pm
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Personally I think it's the iDave troll... anyone who's tried the diet knows it's rubbish and doesn't work. Between him, Darcy and Molgrips they must have 10 log-ins and have managed to get probably 100 of us eating disgusting meals.


 
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😆

I wish I was that good Yetski. But alas

Actually, MrNutt's thread re. the allotment was good but was easy enough to see through.


 
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yadda yadda... just keep feeding us the lies.

I don't even know if I'm log-in number 4 or 5.


 
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Oh, ok then. You got me. I still think you're the sexiest thing here.

If you were on the iDiet though...

(we can't use that bodyfat measurement technique anymore though, sorry)


 
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Eh, why not?

Doesn't matter too much as a couple of the instructors at my gym have offerred to measure it for me, wander if they'll use calipers or dip-stick? 😯


 
Posted : 04/06/2011 11:08 pm
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Only the very experienced can rely on my method. Surprisingly accurate though. I amaze even myself x


 
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You do the test on yourself?! 8)


 
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If I could, I think I'd never have to find others.


 
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[i]Star fangled nut stuck in carbon steerer - a slow burn classic. [/i]

THe carbon SFN was one of the originals & the best. Took ages before anyone rumbled it.

Long since wiped, IIRC it was Dan. Not here regularly enough now to know if he's still around?


 
Posted : 04/06/2011 11:41 pm
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Dan, Beer/The Prawn were good way back when, but then Hora/sealion had his moments.

Not that I like the tosser 😉


 
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THe carbon SFN was one of the originals & the best. Took ages before anyone rumbled it.

Anyone got a link?


 
Posted : 05/06/2011 1:36 am
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carbon/sfn best of all time.


 
Posted : 05/06/2011 4:01 am
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The one about the dispute with the neighbour that was really based on israel/palestine. It was a beautiful piece of work.

That was a masterpiece. With the added benefit of elfin being totally pwned.


 
Posted : 05/06/2011 6:27 am
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WCA trading his wife in for a newer model....

WCA and his '19 year old daughter' turning up out of the blue.....


 
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With the added benefit of elfin being totally pwned.

...and then trying to claim he got it from the start


 
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"Mr Nutt wants his allotment back" was excellent but it wasn't strictly a troll in that it wasn't designed to deliberately annoy people and start a pointless argument.

For that, the master of trolls has to be ton imo.


 
Posted : 05/06/2011 7:07 pm
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Ernie...........i am honoured seriously.......... 😀


 
Posted : 05/06/2011 7:48 pm
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It was Sealoin not Sealion 😉


 
Posted : 06/06/2011 8:19 am
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The one that noone has figure out yet.

the idave diet? 🙂 (I've been suckered if it's the case!)


 
Posted : 06/06/2011 9:17 am
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Surely to qualify you'd have to start it and then never post on it again and see how big it gets?


 
Posted : 06/06/2011 9:18 am
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the carbon sfn one sticks in my mind although sadly long gone now.

As above though, the best one is still sat there waiting to be outed as a troll.


 
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What was the SFN one? Missed that.


 
Posted : 06/06/2011 9:26 am
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Coffeking -

(I've been suckered if it's the case!)

Just one more lb to go and we'll let you into the secret.


 
Posted : 06/06/2011 9:28 am
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I'm going to go with iDave's web page thread.


 
Posted : 06/06/2011 9:36 am
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not really a troll thread but one of the best for shear ridiculousness involved this kind of activity

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Posted : 06/06/2011 9:40 am
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and this

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Posted : 06/06/2011 9:41 am
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"blown a seal" lol

Is badger still on stw?


 
Posted : 06/06/2011 9:47 am
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i'm not sure of andy is still on here. i rode mountain mayhem with him and did a night ride with him and the N. Leeds lot.

nice bloke.


 
Posted : 06/06/2011 9:53 am
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Who was it that encouraged the posting of STW wives and girlfriends in their lingerie? Was that before the hack?


 
Posted : 06/06/2011 10:45 am
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Badger is too busy on Mock the Week and other comedy shows. That wasn't really a troll though was it, more of a tantrum.


 
Posted : 06/06/2011 11:11 am