right now ive got my iPad, that Guy Martin book, another book called Americanah by Chimamanda Ngozi Adichie, a copy of Dirt magazine, some cheese moments and a packet of wet wipes to ensure sufficient sanitation from catastrophic abominations of the armatage shanks, a toothbrush and my headphones.
Everything on the bench was in mine.
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This strange and rare item (on here) called SINGLETRACK magazine. (Am I really the only one??) Issue 87 (mostly unread)
NME
@DezB, based on the recent circulation figures for NME you might be the only one buying it
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Plus laptop and huge pile of papers.
My work courier bag weighs a ton, I'm really not sure I want to go digging around in its murky depths, but there's a load of pens; a couple of magnifying glasses; a plastic bag full of multitools*; bottle of Superglue; a zip-up case with various cables, connectors and my iPod Classic, and a spare set of headphones; assorted zip-ties; ibuprofen tablets, hay fever tablets, and painkilling gels...
There's probably more junk lurking around in various pockets, but I can't be arsed to go and look!
*Its surprising how often I get asked if I've got an Allen key or other tool around...
*picture of muscles and a brain*
Warehouse innit.
Laptop
iPad
Headphones
iPhone
Wallet
Keys
Spare Glasses
Anker Battery
Notebooks (x3)
Pens (x2)
Lunch
Snacks
Raincoat [Weather Dependent]
Hoody [Weather Dependent]
Carrier Bags (x3 - Why kill the environment when I stop and sainsbury's on the way home?)
Singeltrack [When not finished]
Ear defenders
Filthy not very hi viz, hi viz vest
Buffalo
Waterproof jacket
Loads of memos that get stuffed in there unread,
Dinnerbox
PTFE tape
And some glue (that's been in there for 3ish years, that I nabbed for a job at home and still haven't taken home)
Harness, helmet, RIG, 2 Shunts, hand ascender, Rocker, pair of etrier, couple of pulleys, assorted carabiners, slings, odd bits of rope kit, multitool x2, knee pads, waterproofs, big warm wooly beanie, couple of pairs of gloves, ear defenders, first aid kit, thermos mug, logbook, tape of various types, sharpie and brio plus a copy of Practical,Classics.
It's a big bag.....
[i]@DezB, based on the recent circulation figures for NME you might be the only one buying it[/i]
Not surprised really. It's garbage. Last 2 i bought had, on the cover, Morrissey and Manic Street Preachers. "New" Musical Express??
Wallet, phone, swipe card and keys. Loose change. Van/housekeys
Multi-tool, chain splitter, pump, innertube, Surly Jethro Tool, puncture repair kit with links and a bit of chain, zip ties.
Pants, shirt.
Sandwiches, cake, apple.
Today, lightweight waterproof jacket.
(edit - boring s***. Wish I'd made something up now)
(2nd edit - shouldn't the swear filter pick that naughty word up?)
Office day?
Laptop, pen and wallet and memory stick.
Training day?
A boot full of boxes and bags - mobile library, training bits and bobs, tents or tarps, ropes, knives, fire pits or kelly kettles, food, random resource boxes of great fun...waterproofs, boots and more fleeces than a sheep farm.
iPhone/iPad + chargers
Travel adapter plug
Loads of hotel pens
Sunglasses
Micro ground Coffee sachets
3 bike mags
Waterproof wallet made of inner tubes
Extra strong mints
Work uniform hat.
Pillow.
Nothing.... I'm off till Tuesday
Office day - iPad, Nook, work and home keys, wallet, inhaler, lunchbox, water bottle, epi-pen, mints, pen, USB stick.
London day - all the above + helmet for riding a Boris Bike and phone charger.
Craft Terminal (tough laptop)
various leads, 9 way d types, cat 5 straight and crossover and various adapter plugs.
DMM
Large adjustable
Rigging Knife
Krone Tool
side cutters
jumper wire
Butt
8mm spanner x 2
Needle nose pliers
Various screwdrivers, torx, crosshead, flat bladed etc
A magnet
13mm insulated spanner
Pens, including pink and purple inks to upset the log book auditors.
I need a bigger bag... and more stuff.
Hard Hat
Site Boots
Site Wellies
Various pairs of polygrip gloves in different states of decay
Unused bags of foam earplugs
Used earplugs covered in fluff/crisp crumbs
Ear defenders
Duct Tape
Misc pens & pencils
6m Tape measure
30m Tape measure
Montane smock
Hi-viz everything
Spork
Emergency John West tuna light lunch
Out of date nutrigrain bar
Waterproof notebook
Varying shades of Bolle eye protection
Box of nitrile gloves
First aid kit
P3 masks
Flask
Suncream
Baby wipes
Kitchen Roll
Buff
My passport and an envelope full of used non-sequential foreign banknotes.
Are you Jason Bourne??
headphones and MP3 player
spare pens
diary
phone charger
MP3 cable
spare USB cable
headphones for phone
sunglasses
office keys
loads of memory sticks
painkillers
pack of tissues
headphones for phones i no longer use
work ID card
hat
random documents and letters
cd case for transferring music to the MP3 player
lunch
bottle of pop
and a load of other shit
I need a bigger bag... and more stuff.
[url= http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Crumpler-Crisp-Suit-courier-bag-/251618881270?pt=UK_Computing_LaptopAccessories_LaptopCasesBags&hash=item3a95a76ef6 ]*cough cough* might sir be interested in this perhaps ?[/url]
Photos of colleague
Bag of lime
Shovel
OS map
9mm pistol
laughing gas
chillies
sand
bleach powder
spoon
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If I'm cycling.
Clean shorts, top, socks for the ride home, spare tube, pump, multitool, work keys and ID pass.
