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Alien abduction

I'm sure I can see Jesus' face in the second pic. Call the Catholic Herald!

You have contracted cat AIDS. Sorry to have to break it to you like this.

Looks more like Mohammad to me, and displaying an image of mohammad is frowned upon by sunni's so i'd cover it up wi a big plaster and keep quiet otherwise you'll be stoned...... then you'd have some decent bruising to worry about.

It's definitely a burning poppy...

The last one says 'we'. Somebody/something has definitely started to communicate with you. Await further falls and bruising to complete the message...

Looks like them Nazca lines (=proof of alien involvement)

have you been laying on it in bed/worn tight clothing.

It's where the bruising has been displaced by pressure.

Same happened to me - it spread out along my belt line as well as getting those lines you have;

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Nah, I'm seeing this:

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Definitely message from God time. God is telling you to look where you're bloody going.

Are you sure that's not a sticker???.......

This is the first nearly-successful murder of a human by a cat recorded this year.

The most important question:

Is the cat OK ?

Martinhutch
That's weird , similar colours as my wrist.

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[url= http://www.flickr.com/photos/90489422@N06/10194401705/ ]Watch[/url] by [url= http://www.flickr.com/people/90489422@N06/ ]Alpine160[/url], on Flickr

Don't remember wearing tight clothes but it could be.

Unfortunately the cat survived. If he has not the wife wouldn't believe it was an accident 🙂

Is cat AIDS the good type or the bad?

I love this forum

How old is the cat?

The lines are from the aliens took turns spaffing into you sexually

Have you been probed by aliens?

😆

p/s: normal bruising that ...

Anyone else thinking

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Cat is a 18 year old long haired Persian.
He stinks, meows none stop and his hair gets everywhere 🙁
He is the white one. Wife rescued them when she lived in Bahrain very dear to her but not me.

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Have you tried rolling in fox excrement?

Just curious