[Closed] What track do you have as your ringtone atm?

Mine makes a noise like a phone ringing.

Seriously, musical ringtones are OK if you are 15 or retarded. Otherwise stick to something simple.

Paul Okenfold-Ready, Steady, GO.
The track off the film Collateral when he is in the club about to do a hit.

On Days Like These, Matt Monro.

the boss - james brown

The mall music from Dawn of The Dead, just because it's really annoying 🙂

I must be retarded

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I must be a retarded self-publicist. It's one of my own band's tracks

Theme from Superbad

i have a ring ring for general contacts, but cherry blossom girl for the mrs. which is quite handy when i'm on the bike and the phone rings as i only ever stop and answer if i hear that tone.

I had the theme from Get Carter. I've changed to a sample from The Twelves essential mix.

Various ones for different people, but a special one just to annoy Fat Elvis.

Mine goes ring ring. Even that is acutely embrassing, I'd much rather it jammed pins in me or something. I'd be mortified if it also started informing anyone in a 30 foot radius of my music preferences.

Duelling Banjos

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....yup i am 30 and have a a hip-hop ring tone. Deal with it 😉

I'd be mortified if it also started informing anyone in a 30 foot radius of my music preferences.

is gary glitter still a favourite?

I did have Hey joe by hendrix, which made a good ring tone but seemed a bit sacrelidgious (how the hell do you spell that...)

Got Gimme danger by Iggy Pop now but rarely take it off silent so it makes little difference!

Poison - Alice Cooper 😀

Why are some (the vocal few) people such miserable gits

Seriously, musical ringtones are OK if you are 15 or retarded. Otherwise stick to something simple.

to those of you who arent old before your time please keep the ideas coming.

Favourite past ringtones of mine have been Country Girl - Primal Scream, American Idiot - Green Day, One by One - Foo Fighters, Going Under Ground - The Jam and, of course, Teenage Kicks - The Undertones.

Not particularly alternative :-S but it makes me smile

Poison - Alice Cooper

Genius 8)

I am the dullest person here. Mine is on vibrate.

i have peanut butter jelly time by brian (the dog) griffin 😉

Russian National Anthem.

the old trafford roar 😀

witchcraft-wolfmother
saw them live last week, OMG! they were good!
new stuff's really good live

"panama"- van halen.
prior to that, it was "any way you want it" by journey.

not @rsed what anyone thinks of me for it.

Paris 400 - Mylo

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Fortunate Son by CCR. I've had it forever and it still doesn't annoy me.

Ferry Corsten-Fire.

Had CCR on it before and tempted to go for rock again as I'm started to get old people looking at me disaproving and trance heads speaking to me.

Born on the bayou...

Sweet Child Of Mine - I'm totally retarded and love it 😆

i have peanut butter jelly time by brian (the dog) griffin

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/slaps head

Christ, how could I have been so blind. It's important to let people know the things I like isn't it? No matter purile it seems, that ring tone makes me laugh every ****ing time. I see it all now.

I've changed mine to a bloke screaming 'He likes eating cheese, he likes eating cheese'. Sweet.

The Clash - White Riot, love the Police sirens at the start.

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Once upon a time I had 'Ich Weil' by Rammstein, then the opening guitar riff from ‘Aisha' by Death In Vegas. Now just got the classic black phone ring sound. Might engineer a new version of ‘Aisha' in Garageband just for the fun of it, tho'.

Son-in-law has this:

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FFVII Battle Triumph.

U2 vertigo
I'm a reetard over 45

Brilliant, I didn't realise the demographic of STW was either so young or retarded 😉

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for text messages. Most of the time phone is on silent though, especially when I'm on the bike.

[edit] I'm 24, not retarded but slightly childish 😉

Mine is the opening bars of She sells sanctuary, unfortunately it includess about 6 seconds of that strange whirring before Billy's iconic picking, I often miss calls because I didint get it it time.

I have the intro to this

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Starts quiet and builds nicely without suddenly going mental.

It's important to let people know the things I like isn't it?

Tour de France theme tune

Tour de France theme tune

didn't know it had one other than Kraftwerk

[i]Mine makes a noise like a phone ringing.

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mine's always on silent.

Scorpion's - He's a Woman She's a Man.

However it is on silent about 70% of the time.

It's important to let people know the things I like isn't it?

A bit like posting on a forum, I think.

Only a wee bit. It's much more akin to playing music through the speaker on your mobile while using public transport, or treating the shopping precinct to your latest musical love via the open windows of your Saxo.

ST Jimmy by Green Day

'For those about to Rock'

I LOVE ringtones! I have "Crazy Frog" which is great because I'm a bit crazy, so now when my phone rings everyone is like "Is that Crazy Frog?" and I'm like "Yeah" and they're like "You're really mad you are" and I'm like "I know, I'm mental me", then they're like "But that's really old" and I'm like "Yeah but that makes it even crazier"
Sometimes I'll call myself, just so I can let everyone hear it and they'll know what a crazy fun guy I am.

😉

Grandaddy - "Melody 180"; partly cause I love Grandaddy but also because that intro was actually written to be used as a ringtone.

Was thinking of Plaistow Patricia by Ian Dury but could be embarassing i suppose. Plumped for Jump Around by House of Pain instead.

The intro is very important on a ring tone, and too many great tracks dont actualy make very good ringtones. In the past Ive used 'learn to fly' - foo fighters, 'sweet child of mine' and a couple from prodigy, currently on my favotite which is the theme to the old chinese series 'MONKEY'
and it starts at the 'AAAaaaaaachaaaaaaaaa!!!!'
I ****in love it.

Guitar solo from Hotel California.

Mine is the opening bars of She sells sanctuary, unfortunately it includess about 6 seconds of that strange whirring before Billy's iconic picking, I often miss calls because I didint get it it time.

You can download free software to loop whatever part of the song you want, take only a few mins to do.

Always the same one

Tijuana Taxi from Herb Alpert and his Tijuana Brass

I've got the theme to Magnum PI at the moment, but i've also got the Back To The Future theme tune that I flit between.....

And my text alert is the bloke from 'The Princess Bride' shouting 'inconceivable', but I've also go 'Oh, behave' from Austin Powers, various ones downloaded from the Radio 1, and some other soundbites from BTTF.

Dimmu Borgir - (the intro to) Progenies of the Great Apocalypse

Oooh thats a pretty symphonic start to a track, takes a bit too long to get going. (not a bad album tho BTW)
My ringtone is Hollow Ground by the Hounted - No itro, just straight into it, head-banging metal. Raaar!
My text tone is quagmine saying ""heh, heh, alriiiight".

Mine makes a noise like a phone ringing.

Seriously, musical ringtones are OK if you are 15 or retarded. Otherwise stick to something simple.

ringtone - white man in hammersmith palias
text tone - my 3rd year old shouting 'bollocks!'

ac/dc - back in black for me at the minute

may change soon though as the intro is a little on the quiet side

Woo hoo. Yet [i]another[/i] thread dedicated to those who like to boast about how much more ecclectic and alternative their tastes are than everyone else's.

Ride of the Valkyries - Wagner

Because I enjoy making people wait while I pick up the phone.

I have 3 to suit my varying moods / split personality...

1) ClassicBell by Samsung - for general use.
2) Vibrate by Samsung - for when I'm in the office.
3) Silent by Samsung - for when I'm asleep.

I'm so street it hurts!

God Put A Smile On Your Face by Coldplay as the ringtone and for text message alerts Chasing Cars by Snow Patrol.

Ian Brown - F.E.A.R

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Woo hoo. Yet another thread dedicated to those who like to boast about how much more ecclectic and alternative their tastes are than everyone else's.

Dude looks like a lady by Aerosmith for calls and texts are the sound of a heavy calibre machine gun being cocked then fired. I don't give a flying f*ck what anyone else thinks about me, I'm happy 😀

Did have 'Ginger's are creepy' for texts but this may offend some so changed it

Jimmy Eat World - Bleed American

Used to be the orb - clouds untill someone pointed out to me that "the smack of willow on leather" might have a different meaning from which point it just conjoured up images of Max Mosley.

Before that it was a bit of a mash up I made of pendulum tracks slam/voodoo people/tarantula

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My works mobile has Joseph Arthur's 'In The Night' as the ringtone. This occasionally surprises clients, but one did ask me what it was and has apparently subsequently bought the album.

Blister in the Sun - Violent Femmes

I have Tarzan doing his yell thing, it's loud.

Rule Britannia - Elgar 😀

In the holster - Iggy & The Stooges: Penetration (remixed version)

Out - Merle Haggard: Workin Man's Blues

Althea & Donna: Uptown top ranking

i did have Jimmy Cliffs: you can get it if you really want but everytime i heard that song i reached for my phone.

though its pretty much always on silent while at work

[i]Rule Britannia - Elgar [/i]
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