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So far blasted guitar where the neighbours dog is howling along.
Went for a muddy ride. Think I destroyed the front hub.
Ordered an iPhone X and other sh1t I don’t need.
Drove my car in sports mode to shops on the backroads.
Had chocolate mud cake for breakfast.
Taking my old man to zoo or cinema.
Catch up with friends for coke and hookers tonight.
I have 3 hrs spare to do something stupid!
Ok I’m off to get a massage on my calves.
Hopefully it’s not a bloke.
Ok I’m off to get a massage on my calves.Hopefully it’s not a bloke.
Random aside: I went for a massage last year as part of a spa day. Sat there with my missus watching a series of pretty young women come into the waiting room to collect their customers, I thought "I shall do well here."
Then mine arrived, some strapping great Kiwi bloke built like a prop forward. He pummelled the absolute crap out of me.
Its my birthday and I'm at work.
Finishing at 1pm and no idea what my wife/kids have planned for the rest of the day..
Plan something you can cancel in case they have something planned too.
Or if they haven’t then you can enjoy yourself.
Day off after working flat out for months, so it’s me time!
I’m hoping it’s a lady and not the Rock.
You've pretty much aced every birthday I've ever had so maybe a sit down and nice cup of Horlicks?
Go to one of those indoor trampoline places ... Jump Evolution ... Tramp X .. whatever.
I went on my bday last year with the kids ... and could still nail back flips at 42 years of age... but no reason why you couldn't go on your own ?
Have fun
I really hate doing things on my own as everyone is married with kids 🙁
The cinema is booked out for the Jedi movie unless you sit on the edge.
Missus is at work so no birthday sex yet.
Grabs car keys and cash - retail therapy and zoo!
Tramp X
Some sort of strong cider in a 2L bottle, isn't it?
Missus is at work so no birthday sex yet.
Use your imagination, there are ways around that.
Grabs car keys and cash - retail therapy and zoo!
Ah, I see you have. As you were.
Lol