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have just got back from getting the bus back from swindon and feel bloody awful.

the journey there was fine,but coming back was horrible.

i started to feel really ill and sick,and then i started to sweat also.

was trying not to vomit/crap myself on the journey (seriously it felt that bad).

luckily no accidents happened either on the bus,or at home (i feel a bit better now).

all i had at swindon was a mocha coffee and an energy drink on the bus.

is it travel/motion sickness do you think (it doesn't happen all the time thankfully,but very occasionally).

am tee total (nowadays) also before anyone asks that question 😉


 
Posted : 29/12/2014 1:19 pm
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I find mixing with the general public does this to me as well.


 
Posted : 29/12/2014 1:20 pm
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Swindon Fever a well recognised condition 😆


 
Posted : 29/12/2014 1:21 pm
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You've been to Swindon. Sounds like you got off lightly.


 
Posted : 29/12/2014 1:21 pm
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Energy drink... Had it before?

Caffeine OD on an empty stomach does that to me.


 
Posted : 29/12/2014 1:22 pm
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😆

have had the energy drink before (65p from a 7/11) with no ill effects.


 
Posted : 29/12/2014 1:23 pm
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There a virus doing the round, flu like but without the runny nose cold like symptoms, lots of friend have had it lately.


 
Posted : 29/12/2014 2:05 pm
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norovirus just warming up for the main event 😉


 
Posted : 29/12/2014 2:05 pm
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Proximity to the gnarl that is the trails in the woods behind Swindon Nationwide. Can bring anyone out with the sweats.


 
Posted : 29/12/2014 2:08 pm
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it sounds suspiciously like you might have The Dreaded Lurgy. I suggest you commence trumpeting forthwith.


 
Posted : 29/12/2014 2:12 pm
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You drank a natural coffee followed by a can of diliuted chemicals, that's what's wrong. Your body is beginning to tell you: "enough garbage".


 
Posted : 29/12/2014 2:15 pm
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it's the norovirus, my wife had it recently and it sounds exactly like what you're experiencing.


 
Posted : 29/12/2014 2:29 pm
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Wiltshire Ebola.

What bikes do you own?


 
Posted : 29/12/2014 2:35 pm
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Winter cold virus ...


 
Posted : 29/12/2014 2:37 pm
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Please tell me which coffee shop as I am about to go and get one myself and would like to avoid yours


 
Posted : 29/12/2014 2:37 pm
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Cat aids.


 
Posted : 29/12/2014 2:38 pm
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I feel like that after coffee/energy drinks

Jack them in


 
Posted : 29/12/2014 2:40 pm
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Congratulations you are pregnant, it's twins.


 
Posted : 29/12/2014 2:42 pm
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DavidB the place next to the library/bus stop/opposite the new morrisons.like a wine bar.


 
Posted : 29/12/2014 2:42 pm
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It's your body cleansing itself of Swindon.


 
Posted : 29/12/2014 2:43 pm
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One of the amazingly awful things about norovirus is how quickly you can go from feeling fine, to feeling utterly wretched.

I last got it a couple of years back. I left work and had to pick some DIY stuff on the way home. Picked up the stuff, paid, got into car and started the twenty minute drive home. Absolutely fine.

About five minutes into the drive I had a feeling like 'bonking' on the bike. An instant feeling of blood sugar hitting my boots.

Anyway, I managed to get home, walk into the house and flop down on the sofa. Within forty minutes I was on the khazi shitting like a mink and doing my best Joe Strummer electric leg.

I slept for about thirty of the next thirty six hours. I've had a couple of milder bouts, but this was the one that stood out because of its ferocity, and the fact it was August!

Good luck. Don't stray too far from a bog.


 
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it's the norovirus, my wife had it recently and it sounds exactly like what you're experiencing.

I doubt it. If you have the norovirus, no amount of 'trying' is going to stop you turning into a double ended human fountain.


 
Posted : 29/12/2014 2:46 pm
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am pretty sure it's not the norovirus,as i haven't thrown up or crapped myself (not that i'm complaining btw/just want to thank the gods for not letting me have any "accidents" on the bus/home 🙂


 
Posted : 29/12/2014 2:50 pm
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If you have the norovirus, no amount of 'trying' is going to stop you turning into a double ended human fountain.

Never a truer word said, 20 mins from first feeling ill to a bubbling torrent of fecal Armageddon erupting from downstairs,followed by intermittent bouts projectile vomiting.

The only plus side is the worst is over in the 1st 24hrs,followed by another 24hrs of feeling like a wrung out hanky.


 
Posted : 29/12/2014 7:06 pm
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Feeling pretty rough here, too - visiting Glasgow and just saw this before reading this post.

http://m.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-30628349


 
Posted : 29/12/2014 7:13 pm