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[Closed] What not to be doing when 25 cops go cycling by (NSFW + Eye Bleach)

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Title says it all really...

[url= http://gawker.com/25-bike-cops-find-couple-banging-away-in-park-during-592096628 ]linky[/url]

Cheers

Danny B


 
Posted : 01/07/2013 8:49 am
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Only just saw NSFW before link loaded up, lucky escape, will have to wait for home!


 
Posted : 01/07/2013 8:56 am
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The NSFW bit is her, streuth how desperate/drunk would you have to be to shag her?


 
Posted : 01/07/2013 8:59 am
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Quite impressed that he could get it up, she ain't no oil painting.


 
Posted : 01/07/2013 9:04 am
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Personally I would not say it was NSFW and some nice comments underneath as well

She is certainly not the prettiest lady you will ever see


 
Posted : 01/07/2013 9:06 am
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[i]Jennifer Harvey, 41, pictured at right. [/i]

😆 Yes. Jennifer is on the [i]right[/i]!


 
Posted : 01/07/2013 9:41 am
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How pissed must ha have been! 😯


 
Posted : 01/07/2013 9:42 am
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streuth how desperate/drunk would you have to be to shag her?

thing is if i was drunk enough to want to i'd be too drunk to be able to


 
Posted : 01/07/2013 11:25 am
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You can see why he took her from behind.


 
Posted : 01/07/2013 11:37 am
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Its a fat Ashley Cole - him, not her.


 
Posted : 01/07/2013 11:41 am
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thing is if i was drunk enough to want to i'd be too drunk to be able to

Snatch 22


 
Posted : 01/07/2013 12:22 pm
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Won't someone think of the children........!

[img] [/img]


 
Posted : 01/07/2013 12:30 pm
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Not
Safe
For
Anyone

imo lol


 
Posted : 01/07/2013 1:38 pm
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Cheryl really has let herself go! 😯


 
Posted : 01/07/2013 1:47 pm
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To be fair to the lady and gentleman in question, police mugshots are never very flattering.

I'm sure some decent lighting and a little bit of airbrushing would make a world of diference ...


 
Posted : 01/07/2013 1:48 pm
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Decent lighting, A LOT of airbrushing and 20 pints of Stella.

Or, as they say beauty is but a light switch away...

Cheers

Danny B


 
Posted : 01/07/2013 1:51 pm
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Cheryl really has let herself go!

Took me a while to get that. There's a definite resemblance to Cashley there.


 
Posted : 01/07/2013 1:58 pm
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Won't someone think of the children........!


Here you go:

[img] [/img]


 
Posted : 01/07/2013 2:02 pm
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Good lord, I needed to see/read none of that.


 
Posted : 01/07/2013 2:07 pm
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Crikey AS - as if things weren't bad enough already.

I was borderline before and now I am properly scarred.

Cheers

Danny


 
Posted : 01/07/2013 2:23 pm
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[IMG] [/IMG]


 
Posted : 01/07/2013 2:35 pm
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My goodness, just because she's not conventionally pretty is there really any need for some of these puerile comments? Mongrel rough she may be but it's her personality that counts. Plus the fact that fat birds give a good shag simply because because they don't know where the next one's coming from. So just think on before running down the gentler sex.


 
Posted : 01/07/2013 2:39 pm
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My goodness, just because she's [s]not conventionally pretty[/s] [b]barely human[/b] is there really any need for some of these puerile comments?

Yes.


 
Posted : 01/07/2013 3:06 pm
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You can see why he took her from behind.

I'm not convinced that the view from behind would have been any better than the view from the front.


 
Posted : 01/07/2013 3:29 pm
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jon1973 - you can never be sure 🙂


 
Posted : 01/07/2013 3:40 pm
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just because she's not conventionally pretty is there really any need for some of these puerile comments?

You're right. Fat, ugly birds need lovin' too.


 
Posted : 01/07/2013 4:03 pm
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Looks more pre-op, than female.


 
Posted : 01/07/2013 8:26 pm
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That must have been a dare or a bet. Nothing else would be excusable.


 
Posted : 01/07/2013 8:36 pm