MegaSack DRAW - This year's winner is user - rgwb
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I own an Audi.
I (until recently moving) had a wood burning stove.
I own several bikes but mostly don't ride them.
So I fit the STW stereotype perfectly.
However, I have *never* shopped in John Lewis.
What is wrong with me?
Ebola?
Do you have a North Face gillet though!?
You didn't tell us soon enough.What is wrong with me?
Do John Lewis sell cures for stroppy 5 year olds?
Do you have a North Face gillet
I have a North Face fleece with waterproof shell. And I mostly wear Merrell shoes.
I own an Audi.I own several bikes but mostly don't ride them.
I know of one STWer who fits this. And has a Skoda as well!
😉
Do John Lewis sell cures for stroppy 5 year olds?
Is that why you see a lot of them in there ?
Just too establish the rest of the criteria...
Will you only listen to bands that less than 10 people have heard of?
Do you bake your own bread?
Will you only drink beer that looks and tastes like its been filtered through a tramps sock?
OP you are the 1%.
Will you only listen to bands that less than 10 people have heard of?Do you bake your own bread?
Will you only drink beer that looks and tastes like its been filtered through a tramps sock?
No - into rock/metal (perhaps the most discussed music on here).
Yes - bread, pizza dough etc.
Yes - mainly, although I am partial to a nicely chilled lager.
It seems a recent addition is that you need to have a dog too 😉
What is wrong with me?
Cat AIDS. The bad kind.
It seems a recent addition is that you need to have a dog too
We have taken tentative first steps into petdom - a couple of dwarf hamsters with the promise of bigger pets next spring if the kids can show that they are capable of looking after them.
Beard?
And no mention of shaving with a cut-throat razor, you really are not trying very hard are you 😉
How do you pronounce gillet? gillit or jeelay
I've been [i]into[/i] a John Lewis, but don't recall buying anything.
I'm a bearded singlespeeder (who own a cross bike) with a [url= https://beerbods.co.uk/ ]Beerbods[/url] subscription who has been known to make his own bread. Listening to a lot of Luke Sital-Singh, Volcano Choir, Eels and Flaming Lips recently. But I don't own an Audi.
Hmmm, been looking to buy a Charge Plug to commute on for a while, waiting for an Ebay bargain though.
If I try a *little* bit harder I will achieve perfection...
What coffee are you drinking? Do you have a large store of obscure scottish single malt whisky?
How do you pronounce gillet? gillit or jeelay
The second one, starting with that noise that's like a g with a bit of 'shh' in it
How do you pronounce gillet? gillit or jeelay
Bodywarmer
0/10
Unless you have a John Lewis Credit Card, you're not even trying......
do you have an Orange 5? and must be in 26" wheels?
Will you only listen to bands that [s]less [/s] fewer than 10 people have heard of?
Do you feel teh awsomz when you correct minor mistakes in other people's posts
Do your 2 upper front middle teeth extend past your chin ?
You could be a beaver
Do you feel teh [s]awsomz[/s] orsumz when you correct minor mistakes in other people's posts
FTFY
Gaggia Classic
Spesh Enduro
Spesh Allez
I like whisky/whiskey (yes I am a pedant on that score too)
Bikes not niche enough
come back when you have some more artisanal kit 😉
Funniest thread in ages
Spesh!!!!
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I have a body warmer. but a also have a onsie so that cancels it out right?
no beard either. or a audi, just the one bike which I do ride,
I'm not doing well am I?
Admit to owning a pair of crocs and see what happens
I miiiiiiight have crocs....
what happens now?
ooooh,and the bike is a Santa Cruz, so that's not nearly niche enough round here.
CaptainFlashheart - Member
I own an Audi.
I own several bikes but mostly don't ride them.I know of one STWer who fits this. And has a Skoda as well!
I don't own an Audi, so it can't be me.
I do have a Skoda, though...
And I listen to lots of music that it sometimes seems as though fewer than ten people on here have ever heard of.