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[Closed] What happened to the bloke who ate a shepherd’s pie?

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The shepherd punched him


 
Posted : 17/12/2017 3:18 pm
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Someone’s been at the crackers early.


 
Posted : 17/12/2017 3:18 pm
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Did he make a formal complaint to Trading Standards over being served a “pie” that contained no pastry whatsoever, leading to a multimillion pound fine for the restaurant chain responsible, closure of thirty seven branches and the loss of over five hundred jobs just before Christmas, subsequently leading to one young couple being made homeless, and having to sleep in a stable?


 
Posted : 17/12/2017 3:26 pm
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Someone’s been at the crack[s]ers[/s] early.

FTFY


 
Posted : 17/12/2017 3:28 pm
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Did he make a formal complaint to Trading Standards over being served a “pie” that contained no pastry whatsoever, leading to a multimillion pound fine for the restaurant chain responsible, closure of thirty seven branches and the loss of over five hundred jobs just before Christmas, subsequently leading to one young couple being made homeless, and having to sleep in a stable?

To be honest I'm not sure the last Shepherds Pie I had contained real shepherd either...


 
Posted : 17/12/2017 3:36 pm
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A good point ninfan, but Shepherd's pies are exempt under EU law, if the shepherd works more than 48 hours per week.
See also Fish Pie, Angel Delite, Baby Lotion, Clam Pasty etc...


 
Posted : 17/12/2017 3:42 pm
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Clam Pasty
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From the Viz cookbook??


 
Posted : 17/12/2017 3:45 pm
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[quote=Rusty Spanner ]A good point ninfan, but Shepherd's pies are exempt under EU law, if the shepherd works more than 48 hours per week.

Well thank goodness we're getting rid of that bureaucratic nightmare. Are cottage pies similarly exempt (is 48 hours a week of cottaging required)?


 
Posted : 17/12/2017 3:49 pm
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I'm never eating a fairy cake again


 
Posted : 17/12/2017 3:59 pm
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Well thank goodness we're getting rid of that bureaucratic nightmare.

That’s no way to refer to a fellow STWer.

And if you are going to bump him off, don’t tell everyone.


 
Posted : 17/12/2017 4:09 pm
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Anyone fancy a chocolate Brownie?


 
Posted : 17/12/2017 4:13 pm
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The shepherd punched him

No pastry in a fist pie either.


 
Posted : 17/12/2017 4:19 pm