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[Closed] What does it mean if you're called a "love gherkin"?

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A friend needs to know.

Ahem.


 
Posted : 16/12/2017 8:52 pm
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If you're in prison?

It means someone's about to be in a pickle.


 
Posted : 16/12/2017 8:55 pm
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It could mean dildo maybe.


 
Posted : 16/12/2017 8:58 pm
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Worryingly it could have been "merkin"?


 
Posted : 16/12/2017 9:01 pm
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no idea but it sounds like a compliment to me


 
Posted : 16/12/2017 9:03 pm
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Posted : 16/12/2017 9:03 pm
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The best you can hope for in life is to enter a McDonald's.


 
Posted : 16/12/2017 9:05 pm
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Probably not what [s]he[/s] you want[s]s[/s] to hear:

[url= https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=gherkin ]https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=gherkin[/url]


 
Posted : 16/12/2017 9:28 pm
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Sounds a bit green and knobbly.


 
Posted : 16/12/2017 11:50 pm
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This pair of young ladies seem to be enjoying their gherkins


 
Posted : 17/12/2017 12:03 am
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It means you're the Real Dill


 
Posted : 17/12/2017 12:11 am
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It means you're the Real Dill
that my friend is genius.


 
Posted : 17/12/2017 12:50 am
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I seem to attract odd comments.

Was told to "ride like a pirate" by an unknown cyclist a few months back.

Now this.

I see a pattern forming!


 
Posted : 17/12/2017 2:28 am
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Posted : 17/12/2017 2:41 am
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^^

Even looks a little like me. ๐Ÿ˜‰


 
Posted : 17/12/2017 2:43 am
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I think they mean you are an utter buttplug. Aka sycophantic brown nosing twit.

That's how I would take it anyway.


 
Posted : 17/12/2017 5:39 am
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Was told to "ride like a pirate" by an unknown cyclist a few months back
Like Panatani whose nickname was the pirate?


 
Posted : 17/12/2017 11:18 am
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I think they mean you are an utter buttplug. Aka sycophantic brown nosing twit.

That's how I would take it anyway.

Yeah,I wouldn't mind but it's by brother!


 
Posted : 17/12/2017 10:03 pm