[Closed] What does it mean if you're called a "love gherkin"?

If you're in prison?

It means someone's about to be in a pickle.

It could mean dildo maybe.

Worryingly it could have been "merkin"?

no idea but it sounds like a compliment to me

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The best you can hope for in life is to enter a McDonald's.

Probably not what [s]he[/s] you want[s]s[/s] to hear:

[url= https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=gherkin ]https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=gherkin[/url]

Sounds a bit green and knobbly.

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This pair of young ladies seem to be enjoying their gherkins

It means you're the Real Dill

It means you're the Real Dill
that my friend is genius.

 

I seem to attract odd comments.

Was told to "ride like a pirate" by an unknown cyclist a few months back.

Now this.

I see a pattern forming!

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^^

Even looks a little like me. 😉

I think they mean you are an utter buttplug. Aka sycophantic brown nosing twit.

That's how I would take it anyway.

Was told to "ride like a pirate" by an unknown cyclist a few months back

squirrelking - Member
I think they mean you are an utter buttplug. Aka sycophantic brown nosing twit.

That's how I would take it anyway.

Yeah,I wouldn't mind but it's by brother!