help me out fellow hoomans.
mrsconsequence keeps asking me what i want... i'm one of those typical chaps who 'doesn't really want anything' and if i do, then i buy it for myself instead of waiting and hoping somebody buys it for me.
thus, i am a nightmare when it comes to birthdays and christmas 🙄
any suggestions? silly, sensible, techy, cool, bike-based.. i'm open minded!
i've already been told i can't have a shiny new bike due to cost, and i'm pretty certain mrsconsequence will be able to scrape the funds together to bring dinosaurs back to life for me!
A giant bouncy castle with all your STW friends for a huge love-in.
When's your birthday?
I've been given a gift list of what what the mrs wants for hers...
A polar bear.
A flying pony.
An ice rink.
A flappy footed duck.
having sex on a bouncy castle requires careful control of rhythm and momentum, something STWers aren't great at judging by how many have been to see jedi 😆
EDIT - soon yeti, sooon! i'll thank you in advance for the covert 😈
Razzle and a four pack.
A year's subscription to the 12 month beer club from Brewery Tap (he is a forum lurker).
I have had that for the last two years and enjoy it immensely.
It's mine on the 2nd of November, and I'm in a similar quandary. Just bought myself a new helmet, and I'm awaiting delivery of a new commuter (marin lombard) on the bikes for the nhs scheme, so I'll be expecting something non-bike related. Tell you what phil, I'll touch the hen of destiny when I go to work this afternoon, and see if his plumage of mystery reveals any answers.
Cake?
PLUMAGE PLUMAGE PLUMAGE!
I just ordered Mrs Yunki a pair of these for her birthday next month.. which was a bad move 'cos I now really really want a pair in dark brown but I'm not sure if I'm cosmopolitan enough to do his n her matching shoes..
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I knew you'd succumb phil!
All hail the (medium sized) brown hen of lottery number revelation!
Coke and hookers! For a Frank Bough style birthday wig out 😀
LOL - I really like the look of this stem top cap
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Its called a Stem Captain though. That sounds like a gay porn film involving pirates
Clubber I have one and love it 🙂
Would you like a heated wing mirror Philly?
not sure if I'm cosmopolitan enough to do his n her matching shoes..
Not that you should care of course, but it's not a good look 🙂
deadlydarcy - Member
Would you like a heated wing mirror Philly?
Oh, so you can afford to just give them away, can you?
How the other half lives!
Everyting I say bakfyres 😐
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You want a gransfors bruks small forest axe, you may not know it yet, but you do.
Hmm, add me to the "not sure what I want for my birthday in November" list.
A new suit perhaps? Sad I know but I do need one.
A new watch? I have 7 already and clearly don't need any more, but...
a nice meal for two?
I dunno about this year but, when I was asked by my mum what I wanted last year, she was most upset that I said a torque wrench. I got jewellery and liked it...
Rachel
Hey Rach 😀
I would have thought a nice breifcase would be the number one choice.
Nice bottle of whisky or a threesome.
Or both ideally.
Hey Emsz!!
I think emsz has it right - all the best presents are where you get to DO something. Doesn't matter what, really, so long as it is something new and with friends...
Rachel
all the best presents are where you get to DO something... whilst wearing Fishtank shoes and Pimp hats
Skills course? I did that with Dirt School up at Glentress as a birthday present and it was great.
thats what i normally end up asking for... " tell everyone i dont want anything, it'd just be nice to spend time with them"
the end result is i get to see lots of friends but mrsconsequence (who i get to see all the time) buys me things like a tesco value potato peeler... because she was finding our potato peeler uncomforable 😆
i have the week off for my birthday, tattoo booked on the friday.. but other than that i'm completely free to see as many friends as i can cram in which is cool
EDIT - done a skills day with mr jedi already 🙂 would've been my suggestion if i hadnt though!
Happy Birthday.
Tell her you want to go skydiving.
all the best presents are where you get to DO something.
I think the best presents are where someone gets you something you really like or that suits you really well but which you wouldn't have found yourself.
Something that shows they put a lot of thought into it or that they know you very well.
EDIT - done a skills day with mr jedi already
And now your skills are so l33t that you couldn't possible learn anything else presumably? 😛
i pay jedi in smiles, high 5's and photos of bouncy boobs if i want more skills training 8)
i pay jedi in smiles, high 5's and photos of bouncy boobs if i want more skills training
Photos of bouncy boobs sounds like an ideal birthday present. 🙂
mrsconsequence hand-makes cards for our buddy jo, they always involve as many boob photos as we can cut out of zoo/nuts etc 😀
mrsconsequence sounds like an enlightened being... she probably already knows what to get you.
EDIT: how's about a print-out of Derek the Emotionally Sensitive Ninja with added boob pictures?
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ohhh that reminds me, my tattooist is drawing up a a2-ish sized poster for me for birthday-christmas combined using all the sea creatures from my right leg 
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I would go with the stemCAPtain got a clock one on my bike they are mint really robust a good price on eBay !!!