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Just rehoming a semi feral cat - it had a home then did not lived under one of our offices portacabin for a year and we have rehomed it - so working from home and just sits and stares me........
So all you cat phycologists WTF is going on its head.....
Food, food, kill something, food, sleep, kill, sleep....repeat
It's plotting to murder you and consume your remains.
Extreme pooing in my garden.
Wondering which bit is tastiest and then planning the best moment to trip you on the stairs?
For a semi feral cat indoors with you, sounds like your getting on fine..
No wounds, bleeding, shredded arms / legs ...
Very, very little.
it just has lift music playing in its brain as it stares vacantly at stuff
Would I trade fur and being able to lick my own bits for opposable thumbs..... Fish
Oh it is getting on fine......I keep encouraging it to go outdoors where it sits down for 1 minute and goes back indoors with a you bloody fool I have been outside for a year why would I want to go out again..... luxury I want luxury......
It does follow me round though,j just staring......
They're wondering why we are trying to work out what they think about.
My cat lays down, and every now and again gets up to eat something, though not very often, she's very old.
At some time during the night she gets up for a shit, and also pisses up the cloakroom door!!
I don't think she thinks about much these days.....
just sits and stares me
Asserting its authority/waiting for you to communicate
Do the slow blink back and see what happens
It's attempting to order you about via telepathy. Eventually it will train you and you'll just know what it wants.
One of our has had a stroke and can't jump any more, so now he just walks up a table / kitchen work surface and looks over his shoulder at me and that's my cue to pick him up and put him on it.
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sometimes I wonder.....and blog about it
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Although my 3 use Jedi mind tricks to get me to put the heating on.
yours too!
Well done for taking him or her in anyway. Cats do suffer from separation anxiety apparently so it may just being being a bit clingy until its relaxed. We have rehomed two like you and they both took 6 months to a year to settle down.
Cats do suffer from separation anxiety apparently
Separation from what? Food?
If either of our cats is looking at me with anything other than total disdain, then I'm suspicious, and fear my impending death
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Someone is staring at the back of my head.
I've tried many times to out stare a cat. Never won.
They're masters at this game too. Probably part of their trying to sneak up and kill you instinct.
Evil stares..
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one of mine has taken to sitting on the side of the bath, all i can think is it is trying to understand why i am voluntarily getting wet. Same cat that when sprayed with a shower head just licked the water off its fur, my assumption i don't even have to walk to the water bowl/puddle my servant is learning.
Your mum.
It's trying to activate the mind control function so it can direct you to where the food is. Once it has achieved this it will take you to said food where you can dispense the it. You are now it's butler so better start pulling your weight lad!
When cat is in the house it always heads to the bathroom and sits in the sink and just stares into space. It spends hours doing that but what it really wants is the tap turned on. It'll drink or just watch the water.
Had a friend use the bog when cat was in the sink, we had to remove said cat as it was putting of our friend from going.
Our cat is in the cat hotel currently, following the owner everywhere, she doesn't follow me at home, other than when I am having my morning constitution, which she insists must be interupted everyday to make sure I am in the room.
So I expect she is following the cat hotel lady wondering when she is going to the bathroom so she can interrupt.
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perchypanther - Member
It's plotting to murder you and consume your remains.
+1
It's still staring at me....
[url= http://theoatmeal.com/misc/frame/cat_kill ]How to tell if your cat is plotting to kill you[/url] (at The Oatmeal)
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I've tried many times to out stare a cat. Never won.
Much easier if you're myopic - if you can't focus on what's in front of you, you blink less.
Nothing - they live in the now!
“I have lived with several Zen masters -- all of them cats.” Eckhart Tolle
Its kittens that think about murder
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As adults all they're thinking about is whether alibi will stand up.
That and what object in the room you'd get most annoyed about if the sat on it.
My gf's sister had a very elderly cat - practically a bag of bones. It managed to get itself onto the table while we were eating breakfast - it then staggered across the table and then carefully sat itself down on my beans on toast.
I've tried many times to out stare a cat. Never won.
Won't make that mistake again. Cats just stare at things. Human's attention tends to switch from one persons eye to the other. So when we look at the cat its eyes are just motionless - when they look at us the see our eyes flicking left and rights just slightly. So my cat would just stick his paw in your eyeball to keep it still.
I dunno what cats think about but this video is a glimpse into the world of dogs
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Two hours of this last night.
I reckon I have less than 24 hours.
Unidexter?
Ours just thinks about food, food, food, licking, more food and can I trip you up on the way up the stairs in between bouts of extreme sleeping.
All (adult) animals only ever think about three things
1. Will it eat me?
2. Can I eat it?
3. Can I shag it?
neighbours cats planning another shitting expedition to my garden - like the bombing of Dresden but with catshit
deadkenny - Member
I've tried many times to out stare a cat. Never won.They're masters at this game too. Probably part of their trying to sneak up and kill you instinct.
That stalking cat video is brilliant! Like a furry weeping angel. 🙂