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i'm t-cutting my Coppi road bike and msning with my beloved in South African and drinking Cop SA Shiraz...
next...?
I'm posting on STW. like you...
Typing
One eye on Poirot and while the other on STW ... while the mind is thinking of dinner ...
Watching GP qualifying on sky plus ,dreaming of my new build that's ready Tuesday, tapping away on STW and speed drinking before the "South Downs Epic" in the morning?
Cleaning my willy.
waiting for DD to clean his willy
Watching Pitch Black and surfing on my mobile.
Don't ask Hora - please...
Watching limitless on film 4, cuddling my 1 week old son on the sofa. And very nice it is too.
Playing Skyrim.
Worrying that DD is still cleaning his willy and it's turning into a different activity
Watching the boxing, typing this while I'm waiting for the next fight to start.
Using my telescope to watch DD clean his willy
Watching Glastonbury on TV, drinking beer and hoping Hora doesn't find this thread!
Listening to music lying on bed. Missus has gone to work. Her daughter and fella are playing Gears of war 3 on the Xbox.
Watching Glastonbury on TV, drinking beer and hoping Hora doesn't find this thread!
Polishing now.
Rub a dub dub.
Checking no ones died in my house 😛
How does DD clean his willy and type at the same time ...
Imagine you are using his keyboard later on then notice some "helmet cheese" got stuck on the keyboard. 😯
Dinner at Naples yacht club. 4th course.
How does DD clean his willy and type at the same time ...
He's very flexible
Buffedy buff buff.
Clearing up the remnants of our balcony BBQ and now putting my flatmate's Rockhopper back together.
At work. Started at 1700hrs, finish at 0400hrs. Knackered already.
Procrastinating
Having a flashback watching Glasto and listening to a replica Dr Feelgood. Far too clean cut to be realistic though!!!
In my duds, Kush & beer, drinking wine from ia plastic bottle, watching Example, feeling the BBC Glastonbury coverage.
Edit - Just read the thread, holla Glasonbury peoples.
Watching Glastonbury on BBC3 with a wee Glen Elgin.
Driving over to Deadlydarcey's to collect Rex who he's kindly been dog-sitting.
*spits*
*polishes*
i'm t-cutting my Coppi road bike and msning with my beloved in South African
quite a convoluted euphemism? Is 't-cutting my Coppi' the new 'Shaking hands with the unemployed'
Cleaning my willy.
Pics or it didn't happen.
'I was just cleaning it officer and it went off in my hand'
Here I'm trying to work out how the blinking flip to sell some unwanted Cricket 20/20 tickets now that eBay won't list tickets and any of the ticket-reselling sites (even the ones powered by the site that sold them originally) don't recognise the event. I was going to start a thread on here to get advice but I've just this moment lost the will to live.
Sitting on the couch with a beer and whisky chaser watching the boxing
Fluffing brakes while we wait for dd to clean his willy. Once he's finished them so am I and then I'll have a nice cup of tea and maybe go to bed.
Camping at Sparkhayes and supping whisky from a flask
Nearly there now.
Few finishing touches to go.
Just watched Interview With A Hitman. Damn good movie
Drinking English Harbour 5yo Rum in the lounge at Antigua airport.
Replying to this thread.
Reminiscing
Drinking beer on the back step and listening to the stones at Glastonbury.
Drinking beer on the back step and listening to the stones at Glastonbury.
Not feeling the Stones, hopefully they pick up.
Nope nor me. I suppose when you become a corporate tribute band you run the risk of losing your edge.
Stones are possibly my favourite band.
This is awful. Really dire.
I'm guessing some people at the concert will be convincing themselves that "they've still got it". But, this just looks a bit embarrassing. I thought they looked old when I saw them in 1997. Somebody is behind the stage doing the real drumming, right?
Seems to me like they've got blokes in to play the hard bits. Not a barn storming start.
marking exams
Keeping a close eye on the dog (had an op) whilst typing this and watching The Faculty.
Trying to get some sleep at the Drive Centre at Silverstone, but all I can hear is the Fairground going at full pelt on the other side of the circuit. Please make it stop.......:
Watching a doco on Timsons. Love them.
I've had to start again.
drinking dry cider and contemplating why i helped my female neighbour assemble her garden seat and then let her feed me pizza and wine...
At work, sitting in the car by a duck pond on standby.
Just trying to imagine what sort of work requires you to grab a duck quickly and drive
Mixed feelings here,
Beautiful weekend with great weather, spent with my wife and girls, watched our team miraculously win at silverstone despite all the odds, but feeling sad at the same time because tomorrow I'm not drinking champers at the race debrief but will instead along with my family be laying my wife's beloved father to rest.
Wistfully thinking of him while sitting with Helen at the end of the kitchen looking out at the garden he helped create,