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[Closed] what are the chances of death?

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Rifling through the freezer I've found a chicken & chorizo pie with a use by 26th Feb. On the basis of not remembering buying it, it must have been there at least a year.

Label says consume within 1 month.

Can't hurt surely? Due to go for a ride tomorrow so don't fancy missing out due to death/blindness/worms.


 
Posted : 04/03/2015 8:23 pm
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26th Feb this year?


 
Posted : 04/03/2015 8:25 pm
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100% not this year.


 
Posted : 04/03/2015 8:26 pm
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It's a proven fact that any pie with an added milky glaze, cannot hurt you.


 
Posted : 04/03/2015 8:28 pm
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look/smell/taste in that order


 
Posted : 04/03/2015 8:29 pm
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It's a pie, not a mating ritual.


 
Posted : 04/03/2015 8:30 pm
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It's in the freezer. It'll be fine.


 
Posted : 04/03/2015 8:31 pm
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It's a proven fact that any pie with an added milky glaze, cannot hurt you.

any pie with an added milky glaze, cannot hurt you.

added milky glaze, cannot hurt you.

added milky glaze

cannot hurt you.

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Posted : 04/03/2015 8:32 pm
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I'd be more concerned about the battery hen chicken 'meat' and the mechanically removed donkey balls in the chorizo


 
Posted : 04/03/2015 8:33 pm
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Not sure I can handle the crushing disappointment of cooking it then having to put it in the bin


 
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I'd eat it no worries, it's been frozen, worst thing is it may be a bit tough


 
Posted : 04/03/2015 8:36 pm
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Go for it


 
Posted : 04/03/2015 8:39 pm
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Chuck it in the bin and go to the chippie.


 
Posted : 04/03/2015 8:41 pm
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You'll be fine.

Although you may wish to phone your nearest and dearest before you chow, just to tell them how much you love and appreciate them.

P.S. I'm not qualified in any way to provide consumption advice.


 
Posted : 04/03/2015 8:48 pm
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what are the chances of death?

im guessing almost 100%?


 
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Can apply to lady pie as well


 
Posted : 04/03/2015 9:17 pm
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last post was 44 minutes ago....

maybe the pie wasnt so good after all


 
Posted : 04/03/2015 9:21 pm
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If consenting - I don't think lucien suggestion can kill you.

- iirc some frozen foods manufacturers keep 'failed' batches longer in storage to lower their bacterial count - before retesting/sold.
Year old freezer pie should be fine.


 
Posted : 04/03/2015 9:22 pm
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Still alive thus far.

Pie was stale and devoid of filling so had fish & chips instead!


 
Posted : 04/03/2015 10:52 pm
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Aaaand so the world turns.

I was going to have fish and chips tonight but instead went out and had an Italian. Calzone, which is almost a pie.
Or a pasty.


 
Posted : 04/03/2015 10:54 pm
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Death, Chicken causes cancer - FACT
http://kill-or-cure.herokuapp.com/a-z/c#term112


 
Posted : 04/03/2015 10:55 pm
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Jeez, I am eating beef tonight from one of my cows I killed back in 2010. Still as good as it was back then.


 
Posted : 04/03/2015 11:14 pm
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I suspect the cow is less functional.


 
Posted : 04/03/2015 11:30 pm
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She is still fulfilling her higher destiny.


 
Posted : 04/03/2015 11:34 pm