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Young lady getting on the train was wearing some fishnet tights. They were ripped open at the crotch, we (myself & fellow commuters) know this because the shiny PVC skirt she was wearing stopped a few inches higher than her lady garden area (although I suspect hers is more like a pub patio than a garden) 😯 Everything, and I do mean everything, was on display. It was like the pavement outside a kebab shop on a Friday night 😯
Before anyone asks, no pics.
Oh, 17:02, platform 8, Liverpool Street Station if anyone want to check fo repeat visits!
Nursing a semi ?
you need to go to some decent london clubs
torturegarden
antichrist etc
stuff you see there will warp your fragile little mind 😈
No lazy lob ons and as for clubs. I think I could cope. Just not the sort of thing you expect to see on a commuter train!
Eeeeewwwwwww. I once fell out with a girl quite early in the evening, mostly because she was a bellend. Saw her a few hrs later wearing t-shirt and literally NOTHING else. Then she fell over in front of us just in case we hadn't seen enough. Was going to help but the decided I wanted chips so left her in a pile pretty much starkers and the police scrapped her up. Silly cow.
Yes some people are mentally ill/have problems. The difference is that if a woman exposes herself like that everyone thinks its a bit of a laugh, whilst if a man does it he is arrested for being a pervert - completely unfair in my opinion...........well that's what I told the magistrate anyway.
Lol, you poor misunderstood old soul 🙂
Use the power of the internet to provide a comparison?
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Like people do with their bikes?
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Maybe?
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Maybe not then.... 😕
Was going to help but then decided I wanted chips
You, Emma, are a quality, classy bird.
In fact, just right for me, I'd say. 🙂
Is there a girl on here that isn't just right for you, Elfin?? (and I'm not including muself in that ...)
Rachel
Probbly not really! 😆
Heh!
I do like a [i]classy[/i] bird though...
So, if we assume the sorry sight the OP reported on isn't classy, and that a bag of chips on the way home from the pub is; where is the borderline for you??
Lol elfin, I am pretty classy. So shall we say you, me and one of ronjeremy's love pods is all we need. No hekillopters!!! I'm anyones for a bag of chips 🙂
Salt & vinegar?
Open or wrapped?
Opened with salt and a teeny bit of vinegar, preferably with a sausage and if I'm feeling flush maybe a curry sauce too 🙂
Heh heh!
What about hekilopter pants?
preferably with a sausage and if I'm feeling flush maybe a curry sauce too
Phwooar. Just gets better, dunnit? 😀
ohhhh yes, no end to my classyness .... No hekilopter pants 👿
Yeah but I look good in them. 😐
So did you get her number? Or did you just follow her home and now waiting for the lights to go out?
What's all this about kebab and chips?
LOL! I see cameltoes all the time ...
Where d'you stand on chilli sauce, Emma?
Big no no I'm afraid. Maybe some mayo but deffo no chilli sauce
Ooh dear, we'll have to work on that one then love. I'm sure we can reach a compromise.
I've seen some sights in me time, I can tell you. Once saw a young 'lady' sitting in a rickshaw on Charing Cross road, legs akimbo, no pants on, putting on a little show for the completely astounded driver. I thought he would crash for sure, but he pulled over to the kerb. Just as well really, could've bin nasty. Can you imagine? Kebabs, cabbies, all over the shop.
you need to go to some decent london clubs
torturegarden
antichrist etcstuff you see there will warp your fragile little mind
I was once persuaded to go to such a place with some Norwegian lasses. Ye Gods. Young Katerina had led a fairly sheltered life, and I think was scarred for life, poor lass. 😯 I had to comfort her. A young lady, I din't actually see her face but just about everyother part of her, prodded me in the buttock with something hard. 😳
Not for the faint-hearted, I can tell you. Oh no.
the shiny PVC skirt she was wearing stopped a few inches higher than her lady garden area
Sounds more like a belt than a skirt!
Maybe some mayo but deffo no chilli sauce
Very continental Emma, chips with mayo.
[i]Was going to help but the decided I wanted chips[/i]
I literally snorted with laughter.
Classy bird. Artist, 😆
Very continental Emma, chips with mayo.
Culture innit.
Why are us chip loving ladies mocked so much then? Perhaps it's a regional thing. Round here chips are a sensible girls choice. Donner kebabs are for the great unwashed.
17:02, platform 8, Liverpool Street Station
Visions of a mob of bug-eyed STW voyeurs there tomorrow... 🙂
I'm with Em, after a nite on the apple juice you have to have chips. From a chip shop. Kebabs are for chavs.
Donner kebabs are for the great unwashed.
Gawd, you've got me right craving a dirty doner now...
Emma; come down to London, love, and I'll take you for a right nice kebab, cos I know how to treat a lady, see...
No actually if you want chips, I know a lace that does proper, proper nice chips, top bit of fish as well.
A bird who likes her chips, is a bird who knows what she wants, and ain't afraid to say so.
My kind of bird....
I played a gig once at a private fetish party somewhere in london. Mainly middleaged clients. Fairly disturbing. Nice people though.
Round here chips are a sensible girls choice.
And I can see why.........they're fill yer up and they're cheap. What more could a sensible girl want ?
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Apple juice? Lol you must be an angel compared to me emsz. I usually go for westons black top cider before my chips.
Elfin, You can crave yer dirty donner all alone I'm afraid, did I tell you I'm actually already taken 😆 in fact, ben might fly the ring onto my finger when we tie the knot so extraordinary have his flying skilz become 🙂 I feel that sadly your chopper skilz can probably not compete 🙁
Yeah well I don't care I've gone off you anyway cos you like mayo on yer chips stuck up cah...
(Is heartbroken. Runs off sobbing)
Now then now then goodness gracious boys and girls!
im just off to buy chips.....
tis no fun when they fall on the backs with their legs in the air, half the fun of christmas is the anticipation and getting to remove the wrapping paper....
Meh, can't please all the people all the time 🙂
I gave up trying long ago and now just try to please myself (thats sounds wrong) and as a result those around me are happier to
Em, apple juice = cider. 😀
You can please yourself Em. Your loss, love. You've missed yer chance now, you cooduv had a [i]right[/i] result had you played yer cards right. 😐
oh and if you like cider, have you tried Rekorderlig... very very moreish
Oh yeeeee I really should know that being as I actually live in cider land. I am poorly though so that's my excuse and I'm sticking to it 🙂
How do you know when a Chezzy bird has an orgasm?
She drops her chips.
(Chezzy = Chesterfield)
There be only one cider and that is the 8.2% Henry westons vintage.
Talking about sights; Derek got his belly out on here once. That was rather disturbing. 😯
Has it healed up now Derek?
you need to go to some decent london clubs
torturegarden
antichrist etc
stuff you see there will warp your fragile little mind
Ha! I have a [i]very[/i] broad mind. Em's my kind of lass, bag of chips, salt, vinegar, touch of Mayo, perhaps some black pepper if it's handy, preferably out of newspaper. Yum.