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Is Babylon 5 a big pile of shit?

No its a large raisin. Or do I mean sultana? Damn!


 
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Mandarins are mandarins and oranges are oranges. Everything else is a mixture of the two

What proportion of mandarin and orange makes chicken?


 
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who remembers those massive threads that walleater, sui etc used to produce ?

moly, it's lemon chicken obvz, and lemon is 2:1 by weight, orange:raisin


 
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When life gives you melons make...erm.....melonade 8)


 
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Should i get the audi in white?

Will it clash with the 5?


 
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Who discovered you get milk from cows..

And what do you think they were doing at the time?


 
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Who discovered you get milk from cows..

And what do you think they were doing at the time?

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Pig climber.
One wonders what his ancestors did.


 
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^ Probably related to [url= http://www.express.co.uk/news/politics/606695/David-Cameron-dead-pig-private-part-Oxford-University-student-Prime-Minister ]David Cameron[/url]


 
Posted : 28/01/2016 10:19 pm
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That killed it 🙄


 
Posted : 28/01/2016 10:45 pm
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Jeremy Corbyn blows goats. I have proof.

(We're on to politics now, this is going to run and run...)


 
Posted : 28/01/2016 10:48 pm
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No this thread is just resting.


 
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But George Clark would kick Kevin McCloud round the room if they had a fight...


 
Posted : 28/01/2016 11:01 pm
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But wouldn't George's missus risk getting pregnant?


 
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He looks a lot like a historically uniformed doll. If I made those dolls I'd sue him for using my dolls' likeness


 
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CaptainFlashhearts codpiece isn't made from 100% cod 🙁

Anyone want 30 litres of parsley sauce


 
Posted : 28/01/2016 11:33 pm
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What do you do when your shrimp [s]is[/s] are out of control?

[IMG] [/IMG]


 
Posted : 28/01/2016 11:38 pm
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Anyone want 30 litres of parsley sauce

That's a twenty-footer
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Posted : 28/01/2016 11:39 pm
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Trout mask replica didn't contain any trout?


 
Posted : 28/01/2016 11:40 pm
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Do blind dogs chase white sticks?

Who decided CAPITAL LETTERS IS SHOUTING?


 
Posted : 29/01/2016 12:15 am
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Wow, is this thread still going! Ironically impressive.


 
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IT IS, ISN'T IT!!!!!!11


 
Posted : 29/01/2016 10:25 am
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When a tree falls when nobody is around does it still make a noise?


 
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Not if it lands on a bed of raisins sultanas oranges and mandarins


 
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Is the tree on a treadmill?


 
Posted : 29/01/2016 10:43 am
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Is it then excluded from pudding?

What's everyone's favourite pudding?

I think it's a close call between homemade sticky toffee pudding or a nice chunk of hot chocolate fudge cake with a scoop of vanilla ice cream..


 
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Double post


 
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Damn.. 2 posts* late for taking on to page 4.

Still 4 pages of pretty much bugger all!

*strealth edit as phone had a flounce and stopped working.


 
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VW vans are better than transits and other crappy face-lifted 10 year old design vans. Discuss! 😛

The government is doing a cracking job. Discuss! 😛

(That'll keep it going)


 
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Sod all that boring guff.. What happened to the guy who was "designing" a Ti frame? Did he just give up and buy an off the peg frame or is he busy learning to weld so he can build the beast?


 
Posted : 29/01/2016 10:52 am
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The thread that truly keeps on giving.

And defeating all the wannabe Thread Killers.


 
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Na, you've come on here now, thats it dead


 
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Goats are boring.


 
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This thread is like my ex. Keeps floating to the surface


 
Posted : 29/01/2016 11:11 am
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Bull specific,also available in powder form.

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A Lorne Sausage with Black Pudding in it.

Do i win the internet?

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Type 15 - The Glaswegian


 
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Only if it was on a roll.

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15 - The Glaswegian

What do I win?


 
Posted : 29/01/2016 11:21 am
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A kiss


 
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[img] [/img]


 
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Wun Hung Lo I assume?


 
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This thread is like my ex. Keeps floating to the surface

You should weigh the body down with bricks.


 
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I see your bull and raise you a boar.

[img] [/img]


 
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This thread is like my ex. Keeps floating to the surface

You need chicken wire and 4 bags of cement.
Just don't ask me how I know this.....


 
Posted : 29/01/2016 1:08 pm
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You've done well OP, but the big test will be you're next thread 😀


 
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[i]the big test will be you're next thread[/i]

Grammar's always a big test, too.

*re-reads 15 times before posting whilst fully expecting he's missed something*


 
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Nowt wrong with me grammer, it was the autocorrect (honestly)


 
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Nowt wrong with me grammer, it was the autocorrect (honestly)[b].[/b]

FTFY


 
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CBARAT, so - It happened to a mate of mine once and despite his reluctance in the end they were fine. Despite the missing digits obvs.


 
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This thread is like my ex. Keeps floating to the surface

You need chicken wire and 4 bags of cement.
Just don't ask me how I know this.....

No no no what you need is pigs... but they don't eat the teeth allegedly

And if a Sulatana is a Sultan's wife is a Mandarina the wife of a Mandarin?


 
Posted : 29/01/2016 2:03 pm
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If it takes a fly a week to walk a fortnight, how long does it take to sandpaper an elephant down to a greyhound?


 
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Sorry Ive forgotten how to light my wood burner and I'm having a bit of trouble making a nice cup of coffee......can anyone please help?


 
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Apparently pigs are good but crayfish are the shizzle


 
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Are you sure this is a roll and not a bap, bun, barnsley bit burger or another wierd northern thing


 
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Morning roll actuuallly

Anyway,what about Joe Cocker


 
Posted : 29/01/2016 2:59 pm
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Looks like a barm bake that, or a barm biscuit, or something.. I dunno.


 
Posted : 29/01/2016 2:59 pm
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A flowery bap?


 
Posted : 29/01/2016 3:00 pm
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Did someone mention baps?

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Hold on,could it be the rare and much sought after [b]cob[/b]?


 
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*squints*

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nah.


 
Posted : 29/01/2016 3:07 pm
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took 4 pages before we got to pictures of farmyard bollocks...which is restrained. Well done.


 
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Buns. Not quit baps. And most certainly not a roll.

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Posted : 29/01/2016 3:12 pm
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+1 for raisins .. or baps... or something


 
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Matt,you are out of focus


 
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Matt,you are out of focus

Arent't we all?


 
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Oven bottoms.

You bunch of pheasant


 
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Somebody's poisoned the water hole.


 
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Mrs fry you need one of these

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possibly 😀


 
Posted : 29/01/2016 4:32 pm
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Ah! The Makita Anal Intruder! ^^^^^
Not seen one those since Bangkok....


 
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looks more like a scrotavator to me.


 
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It has more to do with the second part of MrsFry's post but also linked to the first..


 
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I fancy a Subaru Impreza but do they come with matching Subaru rally jacket or do I have to find my own?


 
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It has more to do with the second part of MrsFry's post but also linked to the first..

You are not a government meat inspector, you sir are a pheasant plucker.


 
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OI!! He resembles that comment!


 
Posted : 29/01/2016 5:07 pm
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You are not a government meat inspector, you sir are a pheasant plucker.
....but, pleasant with it.


 
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....but, pleasant with it.

I'll have you know, he's a very vigorous plucker

(I have the box set)


 
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Did [i]any[/i] of you do any work today?

Will no one think of the children? Or kittens?


 
Posted : 29/01/2016 7:05 pm
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Did any of you do any work today?

Nope.


 
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Mind you, I am currently unemployed, so I think that's allowed.


 
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