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This arrived in the email today:

Good day.

My name is Igor Mironchik. I am from Belarus. I am 28 years old. Two
years ago, I worked as a programmer in the company «Intervale». For some
reasons I had to retire from there, but I soon got a job at another
company in which I was able to work about two weeks. The cause of my
problem is that I’m chased by group of individuals, which is equipped
with equipment allowing them to read my thoughts, to work on my mind,
impairing its activity and overall health of the body. They use their
ability to read my thoughts with a view to upset my plans. So I am
suffering for about two years. I could not even watch TV, so destructive
devices used on me. I'm looking for someone who can help me financially
or else to help migrate to the United States and to arrange for the work
I could do. I do not ask for fairytale life, if only enough to live. So
live I can not. Save my life.

I appealed to the President of the Republic of Belarus and the police
for help, but all to no avail. I completely lost faith in himself. I'm
hoping for the miracle that with your hands. Please, help me. I need $100.000.

Beneficiary: Igor Mironchik
3819327001347/840
Clien account: 131-2825
Bank of beneficiary: SWIFT BPSBBY2X
JSC BPS-BANK
(OPEN JOINT-STOCK COMPANY BELPROMSTROIBANK)
BANKING SERVICES CENTRE N327
BELARUS
Bank correspondent:
- DEUTSCHE BANK TRUST COMPANY AMERICAS, NEW YORK, USA, 04-098-818, SWIFT BKTRUS33
- STANDARD CHARTERED BANK, NEW YORK BRANCH, USA, 3582023475001, SWIFT SCBLUS33
- CITIBANK N.A., NEW YORK, USA, 36249342, SWIFT CITIUS33
- JP MORGAN CHASE BANK N.A., NEW YORK, USA, 899579981, SWIFT CHASUS33

Contact me: imironchick@gmail.com

I BELIEVE HIM, why would he lie about something like this? They're equppied with equipment FFS!!


 
Posted : 31/01/2012 9:07 am
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I think it might be a scam......I'm only sending $50


 
Posted : 31/01/2012 9:10 am
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Just reading this email means they can now read your thoughts too.


 
Posted : 31/01/2012 9:10 am
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Can we not just send him a tin foil hat? Proven to stop all mind rays, innit.


 
Posted : 31/01/2012 9:11 am
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Just reading this email means they can now read your thoughts too
you have to read it 3 times.....


 
Posted : 31/01/2012 9:12 am
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There might be some steam in the tin hat idea. Let me tell him and I'll see what he says.


 
Posted : 31/01/2012 9:15 am
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There might be some steam in the tin hat idea.

I was thinking exactly the same thing.

Wait a minute! Get out of my mind!


 
Posted : 31/01/2012 9:28 am
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That said, you'd only get steam if you wrap your head in tin foil then stick it the oven


 
Posted : 31/01/2012 9:29 am
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or stick it over a cuppa, either way is worth a punt


 
Posted : 31/01/2012 9:30 am
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I could not even watch TV,

No celbrity Big Brother?
[b]Help the man![/b]


 
Posted : 31/01/2012 9:36 am
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He exists: [url= https://masterbranch.com/igor.mironchik ]Igor Mironchik[/url]

They are destroying the poor chap's C++ skills with their equipment!


 
Posted : 31/01/2012 9:40 am
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I don't think it's necessarily a scam.

Not to be po-faced about this, but in my old job I had to deal with 2-3 people with similar paranoid delusions to this and it was very sad. They were absolutely convinced they were being surveilled/monitored/interfered with. It must have been awful for them.

Sorry.


 
Posted : 31/01/2012 9:41 am
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Anyone know how to steal an identity using bank details??


 
Posted : 31/01/2012 9:43 am
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konabunny - are you Tony Blair?


 
Posted : 31/01/2012 9:48 am
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are you Tony Blair?

lol!

I'd be too busy having mud massages in Mayan pyramids to be bickering with you pondscum if I were! 😉


 
Posted : 31/01/2012 9:59 am
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HE'S REPLIED!!!

> Hi Igor,
> I too have suspected that people are reading my thoughts. Have you tried
> wearing a hat made from tin foil?
>
> I'm here for you
>
> Eddie

Good day, Eddie.

No I didn't try to wear a hat from tin foil.
Help me.


 
Posted : 31/01/2012 12:37 pm
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Send him this - should help.

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Posted : 31/01/2012 12:47 pm
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Good day.

My name is Igor Mironchik. I am from Belarus. I am 28 years old. Two
years ago, I worked as a programmer in the company «Intervale». For some
reasons I had to retire from there, but I soon got a job at another
company in which I was able to work about two weeks. The cause of my
problem is that I’m chased by group of individuals, which is equipped
with equipment allowing them to read my thoughts, to work on my mind,
impairing its activity and overall health of the body. They use their
ability to read my thoughts with a view to upset my plans. So I am
suffering for about two years. I could not even watch TV, so destructive
devices used on me. I'm looking for someone who can help me financially
or else to help migrate to the United States and to arrange for the work
I could do. I do not ask for fairytale life, if only enough to live. So
live I can not. Save my life.

I appealed to the President of the Republic of Belarus and the police
for help, but all to no avail. I completely lost faith in himself. I'm
hoping for the miracle that with your hands. Please, help me. I need $100.000.

This works better if you say it in Meerkat accent


 
Posted : 31/01/2012 12:56 pm
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I do not ask for fairytale life

I need $100.000

Brilliant.


 
Posted : 31/01/2012 12:57 pm
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[i]This works better if you say it in Meerkat accent[/i]

Excellent 🙂


 
Posted : 31/01/2012 1:08 pm
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No I didn't try to wear a hat from tin foil.
well if he's not going to help himself....I'm out.


 
Posted : 31/01/2012 1:23 pm