[Closed] WARNING!!!! If you take photos with your cell phone...

I'm OK, I have a mobile phone, not a cell phone.

Cheers,
Jamie

I sense scares being mongered.

Not watching the video, the words around it are too hysterical. Is it saying you need to turn off geotagging by any chance?

synopsis please same reasons as Gofasterstripes.

that is legitimately terrifying

Thats tomorrows Daily Wail headline sorted .

Where's that thread about people you instantly dislike for no good reason? I have a new entry - Russ Ptatohead or whatever his name was. Lasted about 2 seconds of him and that was it.

synopsis please same reasons as Gofasterstripes.

If you have a cell phone, then paedophiles are hiding under your bed.

I'm presuming its tinfoil hat time? Sinister agents of the state are tracking my every move....

gofasterstripes - Member

Not watching the video, the words around it are too hysterical. Is it saying you need to turn off geotagging by any chance?

yes

I got as far as
[i]Hackers can track down you and your kids[/i]
and shit myself so much that I smashed my iPhone with a hammer and ran.

I'm presuming its tinfoil hat time?

To be fair, geotagging/privacy issues are a legitimate concern that some people probably are not aware of.

The links text/video is just very Brasseye in it's execution.

Thank goodness there were no cell phones or paedophiles when I was a kid.

Synopsis - by looking at the Exif metadata in the image you can work out where I was when I took this picture
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Thank goodness there were no cell phones or paedophiles when I was a kid.

aye-- it was all flagged up by semaphore--

 

Can I some out from under my desk yet? I've eaten my iphone

When I take a photo, even in just the regular camera app, Google Goggles has a go at trying to figure out what it is. Presumably it uploads the photo to 4 different Google datacentres which run an algorithm on virtualised hardware spread across 16 different CPUs, intercepted by the NSA during the upload, download and every communication in between, all so it can tag my bike with 'Money Pit'

Wow, I thought it was only [s]morons[/s] FaceBook 'friends' who posted carp like that

That's not your desk, Binners.

And that's not a phone you're eating.

lol exif data, it's been around for years and its well known about. there are even tool around that can take folders of pictures and plot the exif data across devices and map it onto google maps.

Synopsis - by looking at the Exif metadata in the image you can work out where I was when I took this picture

Lol 🙂

Geotagging? Pah, the real paedos do it with smoke signals 😈

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Any good recipies for iphones?

[b]WARNING!!!!!!!! [/b]

If a man comes round your house and asks to see your penis/boobs, don't show him your penis/boobs!
[b]All he wants is to see your penis/boobs!!!!![/b]

Pimpmaster Jazz - Member
WARNING!!!!!!!! If a man comes round your house and asks to see your penis/boobs, don't show him your penis/boobs! All he wants is to see your penis/boobs!!!!!

That's the way things are on the Island, PMJ!

I speak from experience.

I'm normally said man. 😈

what a complete crock of shite.

I must immediately share this with all friends!!!! Now!!!

I reckon cars are equally as bad. They give paedophiles the means to drive around areas looking for houses with kids playing outside them.

Damn - even feet - I mean then they can walk around parks and the like looking at the children playing there.

No the eyes THE EYES, they allow them to see.

Problem solved - blind all males over the age of 10 - that'll learn 'em...

Cheers

Danny B

I read an article a while back that said something along the lines of Apple being apple to freeze your camera in certain areas- e.g. around important government buildings or sensitive areas.

Edit: Here it is.. http://www.infowars.com/apple-granted-patent-to-disable-cameras-according-to-location/

Should add that it dosen't bother me, whether its true or not.

WTF? Thats just a patent on the idea, no-ones actually using it. Apple probably filed it as a form of patent trolling to stop someone else doing it.

Geotagging? Pah, the real paedos do it with smoke signals

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Safe in the knowledge that nobody will ever know when and where I took this photo:

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(it's not my photo, it's from Time Out)

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Thats the best yet, I think Jamie

my new android phone knows where I work

absolutely no clue where it picked it up from

obviously I have input my work address on something, I just don't know where

Needs Rod Hull up there fixing the aerial, Jamie....

I've eaten my iphone

Binners...i would have happily hit it with a hammer for you first...make it easier to chew.. 😉

Needs Rod Hull up there fixing the aerial, Jamie....

with Stuart Hall commentating from below in "It's a Knockout" style...

I've eaten my iphone

......or until the battery dies in 5 minutes!

lol, I thought this kind of paranoia died out in the 70s when everyone stopped taking acid...

my new android phone knows where I work

That's the [url= http://www.google.co.uk/landing/now/ ]Google Now[/url] function. You can switch it off if it bothers you.

For more info log into your gmail account online and select "Account" then "dashboard" then look at location history....

google are clever enough to realise that if you're at one location most of the time between 9-5 during the week, it's probably your work location. Similar for home in the evenings... You can turn it off as above.

Facebook has started emailing me at my work email to tell me what my facebook friends are up to.

If I wanted to know what they were up to I would look on facebook. However, I do find it pretty odd that fb contacts me in this way, as my work email address is not linked to my account in any way, and is not really in the public domain.

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Jimmy Saville announced as new pope! 😯

I've taken loads of pictures of my knob with geotagging turned on and I've had not once single contact from anyone who wants to molest or take advantage of me.

Can I sue the daily mail?