Just though I'd say avoid shops and the internet their all crap and caused my leg to fall off.
I once ordered something in the middle of winter and snow and it was a day later and my house fell down too.
Just saying like....
Avoid
How did you feed the little kiddies? Won't someone think of the children!
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This may not end well.
Darn it I polished the biccies off last night.
[quote=mikewsmith said]Just though I'd say avoid shops and the internet their all crap and caused my leg to fall off.
I once ordered something in the middle of winter and snow and it was a day later and my house fell down too.
Should have done a risk assessment.
I think we need to send out for more cake
Cheesy, what's the expected delivery date of said cake?
Oh dear - suspect that won't hit the funny note with one or two.........
Kettle's on.
Oh fiddle sticks, IT WILL BE STALE WHEN IT ARRIVES!!!!!
Our lives are over 😥
Did you PayPal gift for the cake?
No!!! Make sponge trifle with the stale cake if it arrives. 🙂
"not fit for purpose"
"legally binding contract"
"took my money quick enough"
I need to google some more bog standard bullsh*t consumer rights standard lines....
Bank transfer
I asked for Garibaldi'd delivery (ordered some biccies too)
CAKE? I lay awake at night dreaming of the sniff of cake. It takes me years to save up for just a slice of malt loaf... and that only just fits in my tiny house... with my wife.
" Snifs armpits to see if still alive "
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Blimey! That was quick!
Delivery is here, but it's wrong. Instead of cake I have chilli, sand, bleach, a teaspoon and an angry looking man?
What do I do now?
Dance Gangnam Style?
Bloody hell,thanks for the heads up.
Bagpus don't trifle with him, you'll end up in custardy!
Of course things won't be improved if I allow a margin for error, will they?
Cake? What about Joss Ackland's Spunky Backpack?
I just went outside and NOTHING HAPPENED
Demand compensation, you were promised something and it wasn't supplied...
I just went outside and NOTHING HAPPENED
Demand a refund
i blame sarah greene.
Demand compensation, you were promised something and it wasn't supplied...
Tried that with the wife, got a slap.
Tried that with the wife, got a slap.
What's her hourly rate?
Calm down dear, its only a mountain bike
The point you all seem to fail to understand is that I have a legally binding contract with Nature to provide a "service" - and they simply haven't provided it. I'm fed up with this rip off attitude, and am prepared to stand up for it
Have to invent the Home grown machine 😉
Oh crap mine just fell off, some pass me a spoon before it sinks to the bottom off my mug 😯
I once ordered something in the middle of winter and snow and it was a day later and my house fell down too.
You may joke, but i ordered something off the internet and when I got home tonight I had water coming through my kitchen ceiling!! Be aware people, doing stuff or buying stuff could be bad 🙁
I just went outside and NOTHING HAPPENED
So did I, and I've had a phone call from a very nice gentleman offering to sue for compensation on my behalf! Wasn't that nice of him? 😀
Perhaps I'll be able to buy a new car...
Perhaps I'll be able to buy a new car...
yes maybe. maybe you could buy an audi. maybe it could arrive a day or so late.. maybe you could start a thread warning other not to buy an audi
We should use this tread to build an app that creates random STW posts.
All we need is a few more mentions of treadmills/baby robins/"what tyres for" and we are nearly there I recon.....
If this is the quality of thread that's been up here lately, I've been missing out.
What on earth is going on... I haven't chortled like this in a bit. Good words.
Yeah, what did I miss?
Although I don't condone the response, it was defo the ball boys fault
Don't watch Silent Witness. It's grim.