Longshot. If anyone knows her?
Biscuits ahoy
Unless its for a serious issue, in which case I flounce
I used to date a Rebecca Earnshwa, but that was in Hampshire, believe she's now in London....
Might do, got a photo?
This has the early hallmarks of being STW gold, or disappearing from trace.
more to the point who is Vicky longshot
I went to school with a Becky Earnshaw but that was up in Cumbria. No idea where she is now though
I knew a Valerie Longshot once.
Is it this one Hora?
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(That's not the one I knew by the way)
Maybe Becky Earnshaw is now Vicky Long shot. Then what...
*tops up Old Speckled Hen and settles down*
Stalking or guilt?
You're watching her with your telescope now aren't you.
Rebecca? Who lives at Denby Dale? With Tim and Sarah?
And she's an Audio sales assistant?
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Or the one that's married to Steve?
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Nah. Don't know either of them.
This is going to make for some interesting vanity searches.
What possesses a man to post this sort of question...
[b]bradley - Member[/b]What possesses a man to post this sort of question...
Are you new here?
I once knew a Nina White from Godshill.
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bradley - Member
What possesses a man to post this sort of question on STW..
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I knew her sister. Not biblically, of course.
I'm oddly attracted to the first one..
*pours another glass*
I once knew a Tracey Knobbs.
No, really...
bradley - Member
What possesses a man to post this sort of question...
well it is hora, so the term man is quite a loose one,
In the mean time, beer and a comfy chair me thinks
I do.
She says you never sent her a Mother's day card, and she has a pair of your underpants.
is that like a "money shot", but all the way across the room?Longshot
Cant wait for this girl to google herself one day and find this thread
I'm useless with faces but I reckon number 1 is also number 3.
**** me I'm in stitches already 😆
Cant wait for this girl to google herself
Is that a euphemism?
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I once knew a Tracey Knobbs.
Jack's daughter?
tazzymtb - Member
Longshot
is that like a "money shot", but all the way across the room?
Is that how they are going to decide the host/venue for next years SSUK's?
Hora earlier; [i]"it rubs the lotion on its skin"[/i]
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She didn't give you her contact details for a reason, Hora
Is that how they are going to decide the host/venue for next years SSUK's?
who ever catches Charlies in their mouth and can gargle "labamaba" gets the 2014 UK champs
You sure it wasn't Robbie instead of Rebecca?
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Jack's daughter?
I can't remember her dad's name TBH, it was almost 30 years ago.
Would've been good if his name was Hob, though...
...or Hairy.
🙂
Matthew H, do you have any more pics?
*pours another glass, looks around for hidden alcohol*
This place never ceases to fascinate and amuse
And Taz, you been practising?
Did you have to pick a bank holiday to start a bloody awkward thread full of personal details and thigh-rubbing?
I've better things to do than police this all night. If anyone does know what Hora's on about, email me and I'll pass the message on.
But in the absence of any explanation at all as to why he's asking, and because this is making my Cougar-Sense tingle, I'm closing the file.
