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Just had a posh lady and her posh daughter come in wearing her leavers 19 shirt from her posh school.

Emblazoned on her back where a footballer would have his name was the word "Vagiterian".

Are she and her mother extremely open about her sexuality or is it a genuine surname?


 
Posted : 12/06/2019 1:58 pm
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This thread, photos etc.


 
Posted : 12/06/2019 1:59 pm
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Someones going to say it and someones going to get banned.

(sits back)


 
Posted : 12/06/2019 2:03 pm
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Must.Resist.


 
Posted : 12/06/2019 2:12 pm
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Maybe not. Bit detailed actually!


 
Posted : 12/06/2019 2:17 pm
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It's a valid dietary choice, only eating vagitables.


 
Posted : 12/06/2019 2:24 pm
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Think it's spelled differently but good for them!


 
Posted : 12/06/2019 2:24 pm
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At last, a categorisation I can identify with after all these years.  Thats me that is, I'm a vagitarian.....and proud to at least be able to come out from the closet and say so.


 
Posted : 12/06/2019 2:29 pm
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I googled, funnily enough urban dictionary was the top result. Will I feel the hammer if I link?


 
Posted : 12/06/2019 2:36 pm
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I'm guessing it's a nickname. If you've spent any time around posh* folk you'll be aware they have a very different concept of decency about these sorts of things compared to us normals.

*as in properly posh, my great grandfather played cricket at Harrow with Churchill, said he was a ghastly commoner, posh.


 
Posted : 12/06/2019 2:54 pm
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as in properly posh, my great grandfather played cricket at Harrow with Churchill, said he was a ghastly commoner, posh

You mean, almost CFH levels?! Blimey.


 
Posted : 12/06/2019 3:01 pm
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urban dictionary is good, though where do people find supermarkets where you can "get on" with this sort of thing?

plus, you sure it was mother and daughter...?


 
Posted : 12/06/2019 3:06 pm
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I thought this was about grandpa's supper from the gosipmongers podcast.


 
Posted : 12/06/2019 3:07 pm
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It’s a valid dietary choice, only eating vagitables.

Low protein compared to other diets I can offer


 
Posted : 12/06/2019 3:09 pm
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Er, do not look at the performance of the song of the same name by the band "Shat" on youtube. That would be my advice.


 
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You mean, almost CFH levels?! Blimey.

Not that posh.

Just common or garden regiment-and-a-minor-county-named-after-the-family posh.


 
Posted : 12/06/2019 3:10 pm
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I've never even heard of Vagiter. Is it somewhere foreign? Sounds like it might be a nice place to visit.


 
Posted : 12/06/2019 3:10 pm
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vagitables

Minge tout?


 
Posted : 12/06/2019 3:11 pm
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I’ve never even heard of Vagiter. Is it somewhere foreign? Sounds like it might be a nice place to visit.

I think it’s near Australia.

I’m told you have to go down under.


 
Posted : 12/06/2019 3:16 pm
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[strong]perchypanther[/strong] wrote:

vagitables

Minge tout?

applause


 
Posted : 12/06/2019 3:18 pm
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Ever feel like this place a fragile net of Inbetweeners-faced balloons with the hair-trigger potential of becoming wildly untethered at the utterance of a word? 😉


 
Posted : 12/06/2019 3:27 pm
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Harrow?

Slander. You'll be hearing from my lawyer forthwith.


 
Posted : 12/06/2019 3:29 pm
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Chapeau Percy, chapeau.


 
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Ever feel like this place a fragile net of Inbetweeners-faced balloons with the hair-trigger potential of becoming wildly untethered at the utterance of a word? 😉

www.BeavisAndButtheadTrackWorld.com has started redirecting here.


 
Posted : 12/06/2019 3:31 pm
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Bravo Perchypanther!

This thread has brightened up an otherwise dull day


 
Posted : 12/06/2019 3:32 pm
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Ever feel like this place a fragile net of Inbetweeners-faced balloons with the hair-trigger potential of becoming wildly untethered at the utterance of a word?

I assumed that was why everyone came here.


 
Posted : 12/06/2019 3:49 pm
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Bravo Perchypanther!

This thread has brightened up an otherwise dull day

Indeed.

Most

Awesome.

In my mind I have him sitting next to a computer all day with his own version of Thesaurus (but a modern urban version) open just waiting tantalisingly for the stab of his paws..

👊


 
Posted : 12/06/2019 3:51 pm
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Are we taking bets on the number of posts before this thread is closed? I vote 38.


 
Posted : 12/06/2019 3:53 pm
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Perchy's more of a Roger's Profanisaurus man.


 
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Perchy’s more of a Roger’s Profanisaurus man.

Correct.


 
Posted : 12/06/2019 3:56 pm
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Perchy’s more of a Roger’s Profanisaurus man.

Certainly a cunning linguist.


 
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Er, do not look at the performance of the song of the same name by the band “Shat” on youtube. That would be my advice.

That just makes me want to look at it more.

Edit: do not look at it


 
Posted : 12/06/2019 4:08 pm
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It must be some sort of cunning stunt.


 
Posted : 12/06/2019 4:12 pm
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I reckon the printer guy replaced the S with a V....

As all houses are named after Star Signs..

☄️💥🌪

And the “posh” girl ain’t noticed yet..


 
Posted : 12/06/2019 4:25 pm
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Someones going to say it and someones going to get banned.

why can you not say it?


 
Posted : 12/06/2019 4:48 pm
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Just had a posh lady and her posh daughter come in wearing her leavers 19 shirt from her posh school.

Where did they park the Vulvo?


 
Posted : 12/06/2019 4:52 pm
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Were they eating out at your cafe zippy?


 
Posted : 12/06/2019 5:02 pm
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Similar vein. Young lady walking down the road in Brizzle wearing a t-shirt saying 'save animals eat pussy' which I thought was a bit too much info about her lifestyle choices.


 
Posted : 12/06/2019 5:48 pm
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A fan of the Clam pasty?


 
Posted : 12/06/2019 6:16 pm
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It's an Armenian name. As common as Smith here. Probably.


 
Posted : 12/06/2019 6:23 pm
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‘save animals eat pussy’

"Save trees, eat a beaver" was doing the rounds back when I was in high school.

Also, isn't that the opposite of saving them?


 
Posted : 12/06/2019 7:32 pm
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According to Urban Dictionary its the opposite of Penivore. As in:

"My dietary choice complements that of my girlfriend - I am strictly vagitarian whereas she is 100% penivore."


 
Posted : 12/06/2019 8:06 pm
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AKA pescatarian?

I think I'm a biscuitarian


 
Posted : 12/06/2019 8:26 pm
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Just stay clear of the barsenips


 
Posted : 12/06/2019 8:36 pm
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Bet she supports BJ


 
Posted : 14/06/2019 9:46 am
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“Vagiterian”.

Doesn't like Sausage, Prefers a cucumber.


 
Posted : 14/06/2019 12:19 pm
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Vagitarian..............I like that word, sort of slips off the tongue nicely.


 
Posted : 14/06/2019 12:24 pm
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AKA pescatarian?

Is it a dietary choice to eat things that smell like, but aren't, fish?


 
Posted : 14/06/2019 12:31 pm
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Is it a dietary choice to eat things that smell like, but aren’t, fish?


 
Posted : 14/06/2019 12:52 pm