I've just bought a pair of white jeans and they really are for me to wear. I really did need to buy them. I despair sometimes.
Surely not.
Did you get some deck shoes too?
You need some red deck shoes to go with them now.
Are you on your period?
White jeans!
Nice! make sure you shake properly!
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We can only hope they are cut to hang approx two inches above your ankles so they work with said shoes.
They're for a work assignment.....
Bull running?
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A work assignment? You going undercover or something?
that isn't what they mean by 'plain clothes'.
Wear a black thong with them. That's what the lady I followed up the stairs this morning was wearing and it looked quite nice.
Think 'very niche elite dangerous sport'... but not quite bull running...
[i]You need some red deck shoes to go with them now.
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No he doesn't. He just needs the reciept.
Or perhaps you're going through your Miami Vice stage.
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is the one on the left having some sort of flourescent widdle?
Dave, whats the best email add for you? I was about to email you but i have two in my autocomplete and not sure which is right.
is the one on the left having some sort of flourescent widdle?
The one on the left? THE ONE ON THE LEFT?! My gods, man, don't you know who that is?!
Lol... Polo 🙂
[i]is the one on the left having some sort of flourescent widdle?[/i]
Probably. After all, you haven't been told about the side effect of the iDiet II.
🙂
Its a great laugh under ultraviolent lighting...
DGOAB - use the addy in my profile....
Giddy up.....
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I'm on my second pair of skinny jeans. Go with the flow.
[i]Go with the flow. [/i]
the battle cry of flourescent widdlers everywhere.
DD.
I thought you just went commando in riding Chaps.
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Soooo you.
😉
[i]the battle cry of flourescent widdlers everywhere.
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what ?. Go with the flow. Blend in.
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is the one on the left having some sort of flourescent widdle?
Boo, he's changed the picture.
Solo, you obviously found the pics from my last eBay sale. They were a bit stained, those ones 😉
Are you actually going to PLAY Polo?
DD.
[i]Solo, you obviously found the pics from my last eBay sale. They were a bit stained, those ones[/i]
I'm just so grateful you weren't [i]modelling[/i] them at the time.
No, don't post it. Keep [i]that[/i] picture for your guests.
🙂
[i]Boo, he's changed the picture.
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Yeah, had to really. I didn't spot the widdle at first, and well. Thats not on is it.
Are you actually going to PLAY Polo?
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[i]Are you actually going to PLAY Polo?
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Well, I'd be surprized if iDave wears them for SiTS.
Do they let oi polloi play polo?
[i]Do they let oi polloi play polo?
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Oh yes. Makes it more fun for the Toffs.
Do they let oi polloi play polo?
No, I don't...
No, [s]I[/s] one do[b]es[/b] not...
*sheeehz*