MegaSack DRAW - This year's winner is user - rgwb
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Spotted this on the Olympic site the other week...
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Granted there were a couple of letters obscured
Frost Auto Restoration Technique!
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Stuart Hall International Travel.
We were at a wedding once where Penetration Disco was providing the evening entertainment.
When I was a trainee lawyer, we had to constantly form "shell" companies for a particular client (a ****ing big one too), which was continually restructuring. We'd have to pick temporary names ourselves, until such times as we got round to changing them to something more appropriate for the client when they were adopted. The aim was to see how far we could push it without getting caught.
There were a few good ones, but I can't put them up here, a simple CH search would reveal them 🙁
It was all just word play stuff, nothing too outrageous, but still, that's about as interesting as the law ever got for me!
Here's a good logo:
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A few interesting ones I spotted in Ulaan Baatar
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A SEAT dealership in Madrid called FLICK.
Did the Leamington 10k and have a tshirt with the sponsor on, a local solicitor's by the name "Wright Hassal".
Roman Showers
Not a company name but there was a hotel in Benidorm old town called 'Hotel Colon' Shithole apparently.
There's a Lovely Mattress Co. and Happy Welder Co. in Tapei
Taken outside a bikeshop in Cordoba, Spain... *S*****
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[url= http://www.solobici.net/ ]Website[/url]
Not a company name but there was a hotel in Benidorm old town called 'Hotel Colon' Shithole apparently.
That's "Hotel Columbus" (as in Christopher) in Spanish. I always find the "Ars" cafe in Madrid airport amusing.
It's a great service, but I always read it wrong when I see the van....
www.cycletherapist.co.uk
(sorry chap, if you're reading this.... )
*You're* sorry? Imagine how annoyed *he* is, having to field questions about bikes all day long.
In a similar vein there's www.therapistfinder.com
Also, the classics,
www.speedofart.com
and
www.whorepresents.com
Closer to home, I always wondered if www.hollandspies.co.uk was a Dutch espionage site.
www.singletrackworld.com
And here was me thinking it was a site dedicated to vest storage solutions!
I once worked for a firm where we took over another that was called Letcher and Scorer.
Surprisingly, despite promises made, their name was quietly dropped from the headed paper rather swiftly.
https://maps.google.co.uk/maps?hl=en&q=sandy&ie=UTF-8
I always read this as something other than Topspot.
The link should be to a hairdresser in sandy, beds
Ooh, that made me think of Sandy Balls.
That's "Hotel Columbus" (as in Christopher) in Spanish
It is funny though...
Somehow I think it is they who think the name is (now) unfortunate.
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Wright Hassal
Well known PI firm. Everyone takes the p*** out of them for this.
There's a very well respected US law firm by the name of Morrison Foerster, whose website is [url= http://www.mofo.com/ ]www.mofo.com[/url].
Oh, and delicately named [url= http://www.coon.com.au/ ]Coon cheese company of Australia.[/url]
not Sandy Utah then? [url= https://maps.google.co.uk/maps?hl=en&q=sandy&ie=UTF-8 ]https://maps.google.co.uk/maps?hl=en&q=sandy&ie=UTF-8[/url]
That reminds me, would you use this lot for your insurance?
Also, another well regarded firm in "what were you thinking" shocker.
http://www.standardandpoors.com/
delicately named Coon cheese
Probably a contraction of "raccoon".
In field archery, night-time competitions are known as "coon shoots". It's an Americanism and refers to hunting racoons.
Probably a contraction of "raccoon".
Named after the founder, I think, some chap whose surname is Coon. Only in Australia.
ah, i forgot about this one.
My mate Pez with his favourite cheese in a chairlift somewhere in Mayerhofen in 2006 during a K2/Ride test trip. That was the only thing to bring a smile to our hungover heads that day.
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I once got a letter from a solicitors by the name of Careless & Co...
Those native to Huddersfield/Skelmanthorpe may be aware of Shat Travel and Shat taxi's?
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saw these guys van in Leeds last year
[url= http://www.ankerfurniture.com/ ]http://www.ankerfurniture.com/[/url]
Another Bristol one...
Beaver Maintenance. Always serves as a good reminder.
Leicester late 90's
T.Watts skip hire
Edit, they're still going!
www.****ts.co.uk
There's a motorbike dealership on the Isle of Wight called Dave Death. Always thought it was an inauspicious-sounding place to be buying an inherently dangerous mode of transport from
"Mum, I've saved up my paper round money, I'm 16, can I buy a moped?"
"Who from?"
"Dave Death".
"That'll be right!"
[url= http://www.doolittle-dalley.co.uk/ ]Doolittle and Dalley estate agents[/url]
and powergenitalia
Another Bristol one...Beaver Maintenance. Always serves as a good reminder.
They've a London presence I think, or were working there. I've a photo, I'll try and dig it out tomorrow.
http://www.simonscat.com/
You know, I love that site and I never saw a problem with it till right now. Whoops.
Love this one, makes me feel like I'm coming home:
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Nothing like a good hardware shop...
S&M Supplies in Macc. I bought a coal scuttle from there once.
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Our products are SOFA-KING good!
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Lots of photography on the Salsa cycles site is by [url= http://salsacycles.com/culture/author/4/ ]Kid Riemer Photography[/url]
Be very cautious googling this guys name! 😯
There is a company in Edinburgh called Dial A Rod, I think (hope) they do drain-cleaning. My kiwi friends find it very amusing, so I think that might be a cultural thing !
Here's my favourite Sweet Chilli sauce, made by Cock Brand.
Cock Sauce for your spring rolls 😆
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whorepresents.com
Not what i expected when i googled it 😆
In the town next to mine theres an accountancy firm sitting proudly on the main roundabout called 'Clinker Little'.
Always makes me giggle when i ride past 😆
I did have a bit of a chuckle at the Dutch TT a few years back when faced with hundreds of logos from the event sponsor
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I have seen the A style logo before, it must be deliberate surely!
I think some of those riders are not on that track...
There is a scaffolding co in Leeds who have "best erections in town" on their trucks. There also used to be "mr shammys handjob" a hand car wash, but that shut down.
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Oh........... it's Vodaphone Italy 😯 😆
Saw this in Val d'Isere:
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[url= http://www.flickr.com/photos/beanum/6701876183/ ]Boobs shop in Val d'Isere[/url] by [url= http://www.flickr.com/people/beanum/ ]Beanum[/url], on Flickr
..and theres a camera shop in Villars, Switzerland called Photo Kunz....
Every Chinese New Year we have a big meal with my wifes family (who happen to be Chinese), this year we had a tin of biscuits made by this company;
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Oh, my friend Ben was much amused when he discovered Ben Gay;
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Babcock, the engineering support services company, probably hadn't fully though this through before ordering the vans:
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Heh I bet the graphics designers are still shortling...
one for the "minceurs" out there....
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I think some of those riders are not on that track..
If they were, they'd be going the wrong way 🙂
I've always thought that a lift company called Schindler's is just wrong.
www.schindlerlifts.co.uk
Big global engineering firm
[url= http://www.kochind.com/ ]Koch Industries[/url]
EDIT used to use the url world of koch so not as funny as it used to be.
The must have "cocked" on to potential issues
World of Koch appears to be cocked!
Knockin, just off the A5 in North Wales.
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It has a local shop too...
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Well, if you're gonna win a competition, you might as well be a [url= http://www.build.co.uk/company_403434.htm ]B J Champion![/url]
😆
(One of my old customers)
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Saw a factory for these guys when l was working over in North carolina. Specialists in hardwood:
[url= http://www.bona.com/en-US/ ]Bona[/url]
my friend used to work on reception for Siemens, in Staines.
she was ordered to answer the phone ''Siemens Staines''
true story
Not quite a company name but when in France on holiday I picked up some sponge backed scouring pads and they were called tampons. I took a pic but cant find it at the moment.
I mean these.
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We used to deal with a German company and despite us recommending they changed their name they wouldn't. Unsurprisingly they never really took off over here.
Near me is the lovely area of Urdaibai, naturally they wanted to promote the area to tourists around the world, what dis they come up with? Turdaibai.
Anyone for a second-hand car?
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Loving these posts today.
Used to run the fleet of cars at a company, local BMW dealer was
G Eric Hunts
Took us ages to keep a straight face when receptionist put the calls through!
I always used to chortle at Booker Fitch
Supplied by Twinkly "European 12 Hour Champion" Dave to stop us freezing to death at HTN.
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I'm the miserable looking one in the background who missed out on the Pussy action.
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An ex-girfriend particularly liked their scrumpy style beverage, but be warned, it is pretty strong! She always used to say that once she had had a large Cock Inn cider she would go all tingly and lightheaded.