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Our microwave has a potato setting. We’ve no idea what this does. I’ve tried putting other vegetables in there and zapping them with the ‘tato waves for 5 mins. But it does not in fact turn them into anything tuba shaped. It’s disappointing frankly.
Aeroplane mode on my telephone is a similar letdown
But it does not in fact turn them into anything tuba shaped. It’s disappointing frankly.
A tuba:
A tuber:
I cant be bothered to do the images, but
A beer keg
A hangover
the fact i could remember a potato was a tuber feels like a major win 😉
oh and LOL at Aeroplane mode. Mine doesn't work either.
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If we are talking true mysteries then how are boobies so hypnotic?
We’ve discovered, only after it’s been bought and delivered that every appliance has this now.
I'm not one for habitually naming cars, but when I had an i40 I named it Crosby. Because every time you did anything it went "bing!"
If you leave the transit bolts in, when it goes on spin cycle a washing machine can escape and move across the floor pretty quickly as it goes. Don’t ask me how i know this. Particularly don’t ask my wife…
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If we are talking true mysteries then how are boobies so hypnotic?
Not always...
I guess the knock-on effect is that further down the line they will be five minutes later in drying, but if a five minute delay in the acquisition of fresh smelling shreddies is crucial then you are either leading an exciting, if slightly unusual, lifestyle, or have made some regrettable lifestyle choices
Marginal gains
Nope. Heatmiser.
Nissan Leaf has a seat sensor that thinks a bag of shopping on the passenger seat is a person. Put he bag in the foot well and it refuses to stop beeping the seatbelt alarm until you stop the car, turn it off and turn it on again, even if the bag was only there for the second you turned the car on.