woke up to this
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Gollum is dead ??
[edit] again ?
is it not your car?
The aliens have landed. They must have f***ed up the landing a bit though...
Not your house?
That snail on the roof is looking shifty, I reckon it has something to hide
Any hairy underwear in the vicinity?
Realised someone was sh@ging in your car and misted up all your windows.
He was phoning home and didnt see the car come into the drive?
gutters need cleaning out??
or ,..... youve had youre bike nicked off the carrier 😆
that's quite good. is it painted or chalked?
dunno, what do SOCOs usually use?
You're marked for death!
Nah just ppl messing about-hope it washes away with rain.
OMG! So [i]that's[/i] what happened to him!
Ha ha!
I like that.
Random mischief-making. Good fun.
Why does it have testicles on its feet...?
Hmmmmm, three fingers, two toes, unnaturally shaped head.
Do you live in Norfolk?