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which tree is it that smells like jizz? Used to get a whiff every now and then but in London they seem to be everyone.... orr everyone's just doing it on the street...


 
Posted : 25/07/2012 12:29 am
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Carob trees in Cyprus after a heavy rain stink of jizz..


 
Posted : 25/07/2012 12:30 am
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do you get them in london like?


 
Posted : 25/07/2012 12:32 am
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Probably the linden tree?


 
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This one?

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Posted : 25/07/2012 12:33 am
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There's one in Norwich on the Ipswich Road.

Don't know its name though.


 
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Eric?


 
Posted : 25/07/2012 12:35 am
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do you get them in london like?

Can't trees go on holiday too?


 
Posted : 25/07/2012 12:36 am
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Cumquat?


 
Posted : 25/07/2012 12:39 am
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What does jizz smell like?


 
Posted : 25/07/2012 1:32 am
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That tree whose name everyone's trying to remember


 
Posted : 25/07/2012 4:11 am
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There's the Bradford Pear tree (not sure how many you get in Britain) and the Linden tree which is quite common over here. There's a privet that does it too.

There's also a tree that smells like weed too but I've not tracked that one down yet.


 
Posted : 25/07/2012 7:32 am
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went for a ride last night and hit a huge blast of jizz stench riding past some trees on a nice country lane... thought it was my deeply surpressed imagination.. turns out I didn't imagine it


 
Posted : 25/07/2012 9:24 am
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sounds like pre-wedding jitters again slimjim ๐Ÿ˜†


 
Posted : 25/07/2012 9:28 am
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are you sure it's a tree and not a bush?


 
Posted : 25/07/2012 9:47 am
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I thought my neighbour had been knocking it out all over the place with the fusty jizz smell this year.

Think it might be the Elderflower in his front garden though.


 
Posted : 25/07/2012 9:55 am
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That's a relief, I get the odd whiff of jizz while riding and have always thought it was my clothes! Not that I jizz in/on them you understand, I just thought that nasty smell well used cycling kit tends to get had gone a bit jizzy.


 
Posted : 25/07/2012 10:06 am
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I'm concerned. My jizz is odorless. It works perfectly well, but doesn't smell. Am I unusual??

And what does these people's jizz smell of? (and don't say Bradford Pear Trees).

I have a tree in my wood that smells of cat piss, is this what you're smelling. I'd be rather concerned if my jizz smelt of cat piss...


 
Posted : 25/07/2012 10:16 am
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Because I have a very acute sense of smell (one of the bi-products of being Bipolar apparently) I always assumed it was actually jizz I could smell, whether that be animal or human, and as I presumed few other people could smell it I'd never discussed it before!

STW, teaching me something new every day!


 
Posted : 25/07/2012 10:21 am
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Box usually smells of cats piss just after it's been raining.


 
Posted : 25/07/2012 10:23 am
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I'm concerned. My jizz is odorless.

Are you perchance Oriental?

(Noted for being fairly body odourless, and thinking us Europeans stink!)


 
Posted : 25/07/2012 10:24 am
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Nope, not oriental, bipolar or infertile.

I'm more concerned that Pinkster's box smells of cat piss...


 
Posted : 25/07/2012 10:26 am
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its all down to diet isnt it?


 
Posted : 25/07/2012 10:28 am
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Anus & jizz on the same post. ๐Ÿ˜†


 
Posted : 25/07/2012 10:40 am
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Bad news. It's not the trees. Your flatmate has been "topping up" your shampoo bottle.


 
Posted : 25/07/2012 11:13 am