MegaSack DRAW - This year's winner is user - rgwb
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When throwing an old, unwanted table into the recycling skip at your local tip, DO NOT look over the side.
You will be ****ted across the bridge of the nose by a flying piece of 4 by 2.
You will sport a lovely pair of black eyes and yet another squashed nose.
No one will believe you.
Ah well, at least it didn't have nails in.
cheers fella
you've just brightened my morning!
Sue them!
It's Health and Safety not gone mad.
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APF
Madness.
We're allowed to say **** but not ****.
EDIT: ah, seemingly not. As you were.
So what can't we say?
Give us a clue Lionel.
I once "caber tossed" a cast iron drain pipe into an empty skip. The bloody thing bounced out and did a couple more end-over-ends along the access road at Prestwich Tip then exploded into a gazillion pieces.
When smothering your Jam Roly Poly with custard before warming up in the microwave, check that its not actually leftover cheese sauce from the cauliflower cheese you've just had for your main. 😳
Still finished it though! 😆
When smothering your Jam Roly Poly with custard before warming up in the microwave, check that its not actually leftover cheese sauce from the cauliflower cheese you've just had for your main.
A mate of mine did the same with toffee sauce (for a sticky toffee pudding) and gravy...
OP - ace! 😕
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What do you say to a Rusty Spanner with two black eyes?
What do you say to a Rusty Spanner with two black eyes?
[edit] double post - b-dum-tish
Did you sock-et to 'em back?