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When throwing an old, unwanted table into the recycling skip at your local tip, DO NOT look over the side.

You will be ****ted across the bridge of the nose by a flying piece of 4 by 2.
You will sport a lovely pair of black eyes and yet another squashed nose.

No one will believe you.

Ah well, at least it didn't have nails in.


 
Posted : 11/10/2012 9:29 am
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cheers fella

you've just brightened my morning!


 
Posted : 11/10/2012 9:37 am
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Sue them!

It's Health and Safety not gone mad.


 
Posted : 11/10/2012 9:43 am
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Lovely Black Eyes![/url]

APF


 
Posted : 11/10/2012 11:20 am
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Madness.

We're allowed to say **** but not ****.

EDIT: ah, seemingly not. As you were.


 
Posted : 11/10/2012 11:27 am
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So what can't we say?

Give us a clue Lionel.


 
Posted : 11/10/2012 11:49 am
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I once "caber tossed" a cast iron drain pipe into an empty skip. The bloody thing bounced out and did a couple more end-over-ends along the access road at Prestwich Tip then exploded into a gazillion pieces.


 
Posted : 11/10/2012 12:37 pm
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When smothering your Jam Roly Poly with custard before warming up in the microwave, check that its not actually leftover cheese sauce from the cauliflower cheese you've just had for your main. ๐Ÿ˜ณ
Still finished it though! ๐Ÿ˜†


 
Posted : 11/10/2012 12:52 pm
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When smothering your Jam Roly Poly with custard before warming up in the microwave, check that its not actually leftover cheese sauce from the cauliflower cheese you've just had for your main.

A mate of mine did the same with toffee sauce (for a sticky toffee pudding) and gravy...


 
Posted : 11/10/2012 1:01 pm
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OP - ace! ๐Ÿ˜•


 
Posted : 11/10/2012 1:03 pm
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Posted : 11/10/2012 1:05 pm
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What do you say to a Rusty Spanner with two black eyes?


 
Posted : 11/10/2012 3:17 pm
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What do you say to a Rusty Spanner with two black eyes?

[edit] double post - b-dum-tish


 
Posted : 11/10/2012 3:18 pm
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Did you sock-et to 'em back?


 
Posted : 11/10/2012 3:52 pm