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Only know a couple so what's you're favourite?
Mine:
Mrs Fuddy-duddy had a flat cut punt, not a punt cut flat, but a flat cut punt
and
I'm not the pheasant plucker, I'm the pheasant plucker's son. I'm only plucking pheasants 'til the pheasant plucker comes.
red lorry yellow lorry [repeat]
I guarantee to you that this can opener can open any can that a can opener can open. If this can opener cannot open any can that a can opener can open I'll give you your money back.
Irish Wris****ch.
(I even found it hard to type)
How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood.
This sends our kids into fits of giggles every time!
One smart fella, he felt smart,
two smart fellas, they felt smart,
three smart fellas, they felt smart,
and they all felt smart together......
Like that fart smeller one. I'll be trying it on our lot later. 😀
This is my fave,
Ken Dodd's dad's dog's dead
The Leith police dismisseth us
Not a tongue twister but amazingly hard to say without writing it out first:
"James, while John had had "had", had had "had had"; "had had" had had a better effect on the teacher."
[url= https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/James_while_John_had_had_had_had_had_had_had_had_had_had_had_a_better_effect_on_the_teacher ]Explanation[/url]
[b]Tokyo tokkyo kyoka-kyoku kyou kyuukyo kyoka kyakka[/b]
Think that's right. Was taught it once but promptly forgot. If correct it means 'Tokyo patent office soon rejected the permission today'
"[i]Donald Trump is the US president.[/i]"
Dunno what it is about that phrase but i find it hard to say it without getting tongue-tied
Red Wellies Yellow Wellies
This is my fave,Ken Dodd's dad's dog's dead
same. amusingly its easier to say if you shout it angrily. try it 🙂
The cat, crept into the crypt, crapped and crept out again.
Also.
The sheikh's sixth sheep's sick.
The sixth, sick sheik's sixth sheep's sick.
Curses, beat me to it!
"We're in the stickiest situation since Sticky the Stick Insect got stuck on a sticky bun!"
Peggy Babcock.
Try saying it out loud 3 times...
pad kid poured curd pulled cod
is apparently the toughest one IN THE WORLD
De groene groeten groen op de grond.
*Stands back*
[forget that...clearly didn't read OP]
She sells seashells on the seashore
"We're in the stickiest situation since Sticky the Stick Insect got stuck on a sticky bun!"
Blackadder?
Sixty six sausages sizzling in a saucepan
A song from the 1920's goes:
She shot her saucy sister in a fish sauce shop
In a fish sauce shop, in a fish sauce shop,
She saw her slow sipping soapy sherbet
With a sly man, who's name was Herbert,
But perhaps she was sharing someone's cheap sheep chop
So she surely shot her sister in a fish sauce shop.
Or something like that. My granny new lots of them.
"We're in the stickiest situation since Sticky the Stick Insect got stuck on a sticky bun!"
Blackadder?
Yes, Darling, Goes Fourth. 😆
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Ken Dodd's dad's dog's dead
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No, Doddy
stevied - MemberI'm not the pheasant plucker, I'm the pheasant plucker's son. I'm only plucking pheasants 'til the pheasant plucker comes
I learned that many years ago as [i]"I'm not a pheasant plucker, I'm a pheasant plucker's son. I sit all day plucking pheasants underneath the pheasant plucking sun"[/i]
I think mine scans better.
When people at work ask me what my wife does for a living I tell them it's not easy to say.
She sells seashells on the sea shore. (Thanks Milton Jones for that one)
Oh and...
One-one was a racehorse
Two-two was one too
One-one won one race
Two-two won one too
(thanks mum)
shut up the shutters and sit in the shop (repeat)
A couple of German ones my missus has taught me..
Fischers Fritze fischt frische Fische,
frische Fische fischt Fischers Fritze
Blaukraut bleibt Blaukraut und Brautkleid bleibt Brautkleid.
Brautkleid bleibt Brautkleid und Blaukraut bleibt Blaukraut.