He was a long way out at sea and was towing a little red bouy with a flag on it. I hadn't been out as far as he had so thought I would take a look.
I swum out and started to have a chat and all he said was "there's a turtle over there."Headed in the direction he said and sure enough there was my first turtle.
I headed back to The Leader to say thanks for the for the heads up on the heads down. This guy was definitely S.A.S. Serious about snorkeling. He had gloves on and as it was choppy I had my gloves on as well to push myself off the rocks if I got caught in the swell. Hoped he spotted that and recognised me as one of the gang. He had a bandana on which I thought was probably better than my backwards hat. He clearly out ranked me but was thinking I was putting on a good show til he pulled out a miniature that he had on a chain around his neck and took a slug of scotch.
He couldn't have been cooler if he was snorkeling in a leather jacket.
Then his mate turned up with a spear gun said it was getting busy on our bit of reef and off they went.
I swam back to the shallows upset that I had been dumped by the snorkeleratti but glad I could bask in the precious minutes of their episcopal radiance.
I'll have some of whatever you've had.
Applauds. I read all of that
Sounds like his mate was jealous, saw you as a threat.
Episcopal is sadly under used these days, 50 points for whatever house you're in
PUT THE LID BACK ON THE VARNISH!!!
Did anyone else hear motorbikes revving in their head when they read the thread title? Then wonder what the **** the OP is snorting?
even failed to finish with "now he's gone" 🙄Did anyone else hear motorbikes revving in their head
I thought episcopal was to do with bishopry - was he, err, bashing ?
I think you're actually already pretty "far out"! possibly out of your depth..... 😆
OP, have you been fixing punctures in an unventilated room?
I thought he was more into wake boarding.
New Psychoactive Substance?
Or came from the wrong side of town?
I reckon he's had some lsd & an E..;-)
I met him at the candy store. He turned around and looked at me - you get the picture? that's when I fell for.......
A squid eating dough in a polyethylene bag is fast and bulbous. You get me?
Well it's been 2 hours, who gets his bikes?
Episcopal is sadly under used these days, 50 points for whatever house you're in
But loses 10 for failing to make use of '[url= http://singletrackworld.com/forum/topic/today-i-met-the-leader-of-the-pack?replies=18#post-7659946 ]paraprosdokian[/url]'
I am so happy.
This forum is getting back to what it means to me.
Long live the craziness.
thestabiliser - MemberPUT THE LID BACK ON THE VARNISH!!!
Sutton is hoping for that too.
I felt so helpless what could I do?
What a curious place this is. I blame The Captain.
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I thought the title said Leader Of The Gang, which would have no doubt been a more sinister encounter