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Colin!
No autograph though

Which one is Colin then?
The one with a face like a cake.
?...dont get it?
^ Clue, he's at M&S
Still nope?, don't think I've been to an M&S in the past 20years so still confused
Edit . is it something to do with a football mascot?
I met one too - in Poundstretcher
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Hungry Hungry caterpillar?
I've never heard of it either. I have heard of Google however.

Is that the new paramedic uniform?
Google ‘M&S Colin the caterpillar’
Was Connie there?
so still confused
M&S make a gummy, vegetarian-friendly chewy sweet called Colin because it looks just like Scotroutes
Meanwhile Kayak found his picture while browsing Lovehoney
Ah...... so its a cake in the shape of a caterpillar and M&S have a caterpillar mascot.
So who's the celebrity?
So who’s the celebrity?
I am. Get Me Out Of Here.
So who’s the celebrity?
Norwich City's new star goalkeeper.
So who’s the celebrity?
thats what we have to guess - they're inside the costume.
My money is on Natalie Cole
So who’s the celebrity?
The chap inside is Martin Roberts from ‘Homes Under The Hammer’
I take it most of you have never given your kids the ultimate birthday cake?
The chap inside is Martin Roberts from ‘Homes Under The Hammer’
Ah! So what incidental music would be played?
thats what we have to guess – they’re inside the costume.
Maybe it peirs Morgan and that's actually a ****erpillar
Ah! So what incidental music would be played?
take it most of you have never given your kids the ultimate birthday cake?
It's traditional in our house that not only does our boy get a Colin, but so do me and the wife.
We even took one in the car to Bologna hiding it between the suitcases.
Haha! Good choice Tom.
So who’s the celebrity?
Robert Smith?
Robert Smith?
I see what you did there
Colin!
thought it was going to be onion 🙁
I'd only recognise it if the coloured spots had been peeled from its back by a bunch of five year olds. Which sounds frikkin horrid....
😂
I've just had to google it as I didn't have a clue who Colin the Caterpillar was.
"Colin the Caterpillar" is a chocolate roll cake sold by British store Marks & Spencer. More than 7 million cakes have been sold since it was introduced in 1990
I would have been 10 when it came out so does that mean my parents have kept it from me all these years and robbed me of my childhood? Suppose it is M & S though so maybe it was only a thing for posh kids 😂
You’ve been deprived it was a treat even for poor kids.
Its not too late to put yourself up for adoption.
Is it just me or am I only one who is surprised to see how drac looks?
Is that the magic iPad (but disguised as a sheaf of papers) clutched to their bosoms?
I don't want to know what he's clutching with the other hand
I don’t want to know what he’s clutching with the other hand
His Caterpillar.
Get back to me when you meet Percy. Colin is a proper little prick, the amount of arguments that his face must have created across the land.
I would have been 10 when it came out so does that mean my parents have kept it from me all these years and robbed me of my childhood?
Yes. In a bid to hold on to my youth, I have a Colin every year. Looking forward to March so I can indulge, aged 35.
His Caterpillar.
My butterfly didn’t want it flapping around in the wind.
This thread brings to mind the movie Sex Drive.😁
It's Faf de Klerk, right?

I bloody love a bit of consistency. 😉
https://singletrackworld.com/forum/topic/look-at-what-mcdonalds-has-done-to-this-country/
And before I’m ‘modded’ with “irony”... 🤣
It’s Faf de Klerk, right?
That is uncanny.
I bloody love a bit of consistency.
I provided words and the photo not just a url.
So to celebrate our Tory council they have finally opened a M&S in North Northumberland.
We’ve had a Tory council and M&S in North Northumberland for years.
We’ve had a Tory council and M&S in North Northumberland for years.
Berwick doesn't count. It doesn't know what country it's in.
Even the Morrisons thinks it Scottish.
Even the Morrisons thinks it Scottish.
Depends solely on Irn Bru sales figures
Berwick doesn’t count. It doesn’t know what country it’s in.
Good point.
I see the new colin has made the tabloids today.
Is he going on Love Island?
If Berwick was confident about being in Scotland it surely would be Berwick-upon-Tartan.
Confession: Cannot stop eating the cola-flavoured Colin the Caterpillars until the bag is empty...
Is he going on Love Island?
Apparently he's gone through some sort of metamorphosis and become terrifying, I would link but frankly I refuse to point traffic to the sun, express et al. Google works though.
Confession: Cannot stop eating the cola-flavoured Colin the Caterpillars until the bag is empty…
That's not a confession, unless it's a bulk 25kg bag, in that case though it's as much an achievement as anything.