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All hail the thought police! Must be lovely to have enough time on your hands to be able to spend it getting offended by words on the internet. I say we just censor the entire thing and enforce lobotomies for anybody who upsets anyone, ever.

People forget Hitler loved a good book burning.


 
Posted : 01/06/2018 8:11 am
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All hail the thought police!

Did you manually type that, or cut and paste it from the Daily Mail comments section ?


 
Posted : 01/06/2018 8:33 am
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Censorship!

Who has been banned then? Genuine question I’ve only skimmed the thread looking for the quips amongst the bickering!


 
Posted : 01/06/2018 8:36 am
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Scotroutes - aye the summer walkers - I  have read about them a bit.   I know they were scottish.  the last of them were the folk who played bagpipes and sold heather at the viewpoint just south of glencoe?    I did say not all irish travellers were tinkers and not all tinkers were irish travellers.  I was trying to keep it simple.


 
Posted : 01/06/2018 8:53 am
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Didn’t you get banned for doing something similar

Thank you for helping to make my point.


 
Posted : 01/06/2018 9:31 am
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I don't know about crimes against humanity scrotroutes, but your crimes against typography have offended me enormously


 
Posted : 01/06/2018 9:40 am
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I recall the travellers that used to go round the houses where I was brought up*, looking for old clothes, the 'rag man' was an affable fella, who's swap your clothes for whatever he had to give, which was mainly new clothes pegs.

A million miles from the only travellers I experience now.

*and what about the Mormons? Anyone recall the young guys in suits that used to chap the doors, sent from the states? We used to play football with them, they were always super nice guys. I felt quite sorry for them, as most folks in a council house in saltcoats would've told them to get tae ****.


 
Posted : 01/06/2018 9:51 am
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Who has been banned then?

Hora, beer, theprawn and Jimmy savile. Oh, and Jamba too.


 
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*and what about the Mormons? Anyone recall the young guys in suits that used to chap the doors, sent from the states? We used to play football with them, they were always super nice guys. I felt quite sorry for them, as most folks in a council house in saltcoats would’ve told them to get tae ****.

When you get to an age you are sent off to do a mission, Tasmania is quite high on the list of easy ones, there are a lot of tough ones though I think they have moved from the door to door in a lot of places. Know quite a few through my previous work, the ones I met loved the travel and challenge of it all and if your SLC based they through a nice party at the airport when you get back.


 
Posted : 01/06/2018 10:00 am
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binners- where did you find that video of the SSTW mods meeting?


 
Posted : 01/06/2018 10:20 am
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SSTW mods meeting

The Thirsk Reich?


 
Posted : 01/06/2018 10:32 am
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Didn’t you get banned for doing something similar

Thank you for helping to make my point.

Different though, as you kept making the same tasteless joke again and again didn't you?

What, half a dozen times?

I thought you'd be pleased that a more sensible approach had been taken this time.


 
Posted : 01/06/2018 10:48 am
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OK - I'm confused. I don't I'm thinking of the same post at all.


 
Posted : 01/06/2018 10:51 am
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The ones about Nigg.


 
Posted : 01/06/2018 10:57 am
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There was a post. It was deleted. I got a temporary ban. Before it was deleted a few folk chipped in with an explanation. I wasn't to know the mods were so geographically challenged....

That reminds me though - it's June so the ferry should be running again.


 
Posted : 01/06/2018 11:08 am
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The ones about Nigg.

Good job they weren't about Linlithgow.

You'd be sexist as well as racist.


 
Posted : 01/06/2018 11:14 am
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I thought you’d be pleased that a more sensible approach had been taken this time.

I don't think it's sensible at all. STW should not be providing a platform for gratuitous offence, even when the poster is one of the mods' favourites.


 
Posted : 01/06/2018 11:14 am
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gratuitous offence...

Really though... was [b]anyone[/b] actually offended? Or just typed stuff because they thought they should?


 
Posted : 01/06/2018 11:18 am
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A quick search brings up half a dozen posts where you made the same joke.

 I got a temporary ban.

Yup, yet you still continued to make the same joke.

Before it was deleted a few folk chipped in with an explanation.

Like they've done on here?


 
Posted : 01/06/2018 11:19 am
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Really though… was <strong class="bbcode-strong">anyone actually offended? Or just typed stuff because they thought they should?

I do find advocating mass murder in a Holocaust way offensive, sorry if that makes me a snowflake.


 
Posted : 01/06/2018 11:21 am
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Really though… was <strong class="bbcode-strong">anyone actually offended?

Yes. It comes with giving a shit.


 
Posted : 01/06/2018 11:21 am
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 was <strong class="bbcode-strong">anyone actually offended?

Yep, I was a bit  offended when someone suggested that I might have been providing oral pleasure to Binners but luckily, they edited it before I had the chance to read it so, no harm done.


 
Posted : 01/06/2018 11:21 am
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They [i]were[/i]?? How weird.


 
Posted : 01/06/2018 12:23 pm
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Yes. They were

They know who they are.  So do I.

Revenge is a dish best served with smashed avocado.

It's SO au fait at the moment and it really makes it "pop"


 
Posted : 01/06/2018 12:27 pm
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I am probably the epitome of the STW stereotype of a leftie handwringer liberal snowflake and to me Binners post was simply a joke taking the line espoused by some on here to its extremes to point out their view were tasteless. reductio ad absurdum

But then I do know who Binners is and I can see once again nuance and meaning gets lost in text.


 
Posted : 01/06/2018 12:28 pm
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Even as a joke, it's in very poor taste, as serious historical context etc.

Rather than admit it and cop some flack he decided to double down and has kept doing that through the tread.

They <em class="bbcode-em">were?? How weird.

Yes, strange how people can react to things written down or said.


 
Posted : 01/06/2018 12:33 pm
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Mike -  reductio ad absurdum


 
Posted : 01/06/2018 12:34 pm
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reductio ad absurdum

My second favourite spell after Wingardium Leviosa


 
Posted : 01/06/2018 12:36 pm
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I prefer the one that creates straw men or the magic Edinburgh Defence against the Ban Hammer


 
Posted : 01/06/2018 12:37 pm
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But this is STW, nobody would say anything like that and not mean it as a joke. That's bleedin obvious to anyone who has been on here more than a week. An offensive joke!? Noooo!

He even said "I’m normally a hand-wringing, Guardian-reading lefty who thinks that all colours and creeds can live together in perfect harmony.." before it.

Oh well, I'll just get on with being too thick to understand.


 
Posted : 01/06/2018 12:40 pm
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I am probably the epitome of the STW stereotype of a leftie handwringer liberal snowflake and to me Binners post was simply a joke taking the line espoused by some on here to its extremes to point out their view were tasteless. reductio ad absurdum

I don’t know Binners other than through here and even I could tell it wasn’t a serious comment. I also agree that TJ is the epitome of STW leftie handwringer (and probably a communist) 😉

There was no vitriol in the post and I don’t think I’ve actual ever read a serious post by Binners unless it relates to Greggs confections.

The fact that he has chosen to carry on with the comedy approach and people are still getting upset about it is what’s keeping the thread alive. Keep reeling them in Binners you little Tinker


 
Posted : 01/06/2018 12:44 pm
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But this is STW, nobody would say anything like that and not mean it as a joke

Absolutely this.  I don't even like avocado.


 
Posted : 01/06/2018 12:45 pm
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Genuine question.

Would it have been a different result if I had said it instead of Binners?

I'd like to think that i've established an online persona which is such that I could play the Edinburgh Defence and anyone reasonable would  say " Yeah, Fair enough. He probably WAS joking"

I've put loads of prep work in for that very scenario.


 
Posted : 01/06/2018 12:49 pm
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I thought smashed avocado was someone going mental with a baseball bat in a bathroom showroom in 1973


 
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Genuine question.

Would it have been a different result if I had said it instead of Binners?

Try it out, see what happens?


 
Posted : 01/06/2018 12:52 pm
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On a serious note. Well.... as serious as I'm ever going to get.... I comment on loads of stuff on here and it's fairly apparent that I actually am a hand-wringing Guardian-reading lefty. So to state that then say, but... (in the manner of the usual 'I'm not racist, but...) and then go on to advocate rounding people up in cattle trucks, building gas chambers then getting stuck in to a bit of good old-fashioned genocidal mass-murder?

Seriously?

Get a grip!

I could have said this 3 pages ago, but I'm been having far too much fun! 😀

I've not had this much of a response since I suggested I was going to beat my next door neighbours dog to death with a cricket bat. I meant that about as seriously, and thought it would have been equally as apparent that I was joking. That one led to a ban, and then I started getting emailed death threats. Seriously. Which I had a right old laugh replying too

Anyway...., don't let me stem the flow of the rightful tide of the indignant....

Carry on!


 
Posted : 01/06/2018 1:01 pm
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beat my next door neighbours dog to death with a cricket bat.

That's too far, you bloody Communist nobhead.

I'd send you to a Gulag in the Arctic where you would be forcibly worked to exhaustion and starved to the point of eating your own fingers for that.

All in a Joe Stalin-esque manner of course.

...and no pudding.


 
Posted : 01/06/2018 1:07 pm
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😀


 
Posted : 01/06/2018 1:08 pm
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I would just like to state for the record that I have never, nor will I ever, beat a dog to death with a cricket bat.

Not my next door neighbors or anybody else’s.

and I’m not trying to advocate anyone else does either

Just so we’ve no confusion on this one...


 
Posted : 01/06/2018 1:19 pm
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But you'd still oppress a gypsy, yeah?

Make your bloody mind up.

This death threat has more Tipp-Ex on it  than anything else now......


 
Posted : 01/06/2018 1:22 pm
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Depends. Has the gypsy got a dog with them?


 
Posted : 01/06/2018 1:27 pm
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I would just like to state for the record that I have never, nor will I ever, beat a dog to death with a cricket bat.

Hang on is that the joke?


 
Posted : 01/06/2018 1:28 pm
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Depends. Has the gypsy got a dog with them?

No. It's a dag

It's on a bit of string.


 
Posted : 01/06/2018 1:28 pm
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So essentially a mercy killing, yeah?


 
Posted : 01/06/2018 1:29 pm
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I would just like to state for the record that I have never, nor will I ever, beat a dog to death with a cricket bat.

What about a cat?


 
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