oi! eye's off me banana sickos!
nowt wrong with fresh fruit in the dangly regions; it's the big stripe of lipstick that worries me most
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if you had a horse you'd make it wear lipstick too.
If I was sweaty, farted a lot and "reared up" unexpectedly with little provocation, I'd
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If you were thinking of taking up kayaking 10, they are the wrong paddles...
Still in ICU, forecast looks bleak, I'd say terminal
we're losing him doctor!
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we tried to save him but it was too late 🙁
Yet just like The lord it arose from the dead!
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Oh ffs.........are you guys still playing this silly childish "I want to kill the thread" nonsense ?
Grow up and give it a rest..............jeeezus
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night all!
Nighty-night
Yea, see you in the morning...
Signs of life?
Morning All
I'm afraid it was me who killed the other thread killer thread 😈
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Macs are so much better than shitty pc's
That should keep this alive for a good while
posted from my itoaster
looks like I should probably put in an appearance here.
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Two days I managed. TWO DAYS! cockwatchers, the lot of you.
speak for yourself wangulatorwatcher!
Bugger. Forgot to bung me washing on. It'll piss the neighbours off when it spins now. 😕
they know you get sick pleasure from that (machine)
Well that's all well and good, I'm sure, but what would Richard Dawkins do? Have a lovely bit of a pray, I would imagine. Lovely.
perhaps a have hot dog?
I dont know Mr Nutt. Where does he stand on hot dogs? I know he's a god botherer botherer, but I'm not sure of his views on reconstituted meat products.
damn you BarnsleyMitch, you're quick, I'll give you that, but I've got the staying power!
I'm on an early shift tomorrow, but I'm willing to stay up for as long as it takes. And as a charge nurse on a busy ward, that could spell disaster for some unlucky individual who is trusting in my care. Still...
damn again you swift fingers McBarnsleymitch!!
I know I should wait a bit, try and create a bit of tension and all that, but I can't and I won't. "We shall not, we shall not be moved".
double damn you barnsleymitch, may your left mouse button break!!
I've just slipped into one of maters old chiffon numbers and cranked up the opium pipe. This could be a long night...
oh good grief.....
must... ...sleep zzz zzz zzZZZ
But while your sleeping, I'll still be wearing it. Sweet dreams!
Zzzzzzzzzz
No really, I'm off to bed now. I made that bit about the opium pipe up. And the bit about wearing my mam's clothes as well. She's been dead for ages, we sent all her clothes to the charity shop. It's actually one of my sister's frocks. Night all!
Glad to see that this has calmed down, congratulations barnsleymitch, you seem to have won!
Night night.
I found a quarter in my tumble drier. Good times.
Nice try barnsleymitch! Oh and congratulations 10!
See, the problem is that we have a thread history, a quick check and a posting and that's it.
I suspect the best and only thread killer is going to be one of the mods...
so the only answer is always to be the last poster ?
Well surely that raises the question...
'What do we have to do to get the mods to close this thread?'
it's going to be a long night !
I could call your boss and tell 'em you ate my hamster ?
damn you all! 14 hours!! 14 hours!!!! 😡
*shines RO torch into the sky*
remember the massive threads that walleater & co used to have ?
Slow down; you move too fast.Back to Singletrack Forum.
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is it a full moon?
One second I'll check.....
Nope
no, but I'm ovulating if that helps
I'm lactating mustard
I'm a thread killer a twisted thread killer...
French, I bet 👿
whoa !, catnash for the undisputed randomness title
catnash! I'll not rest until you put that post on the other thread that has survived far longer than it should have!
I'm back like smoked crack!
back in black?
barnsleymitch you'll be pleased to know I've got your back on this one!
Right then. Are we all sitting comfortably?
The Southern Yeti Hehe I'm fuelled by Hoeegarden and it's on the right one now..
I'm waiting for the live streaming of people sleeping on E4 to start.
Mrs Mitch has been parading around in one of her smallest thongs, in a futile attempt to lure me upstairs for some sweet sweet lovin'. However, I know where my priorities lie, and I shall stay on here as long as it takes. Upstairs with you, libidinous whore!
get her on this thread; I've some questions about chafing
Surely she's only got a thread on?
There may well be some localised chaffing, I'll just check... Jesus love, you need to get a poultice on that!
red 5 standing by.
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Such behaviour.
It's an outrage.
Phew. 🙄
That's sorted 'em out.
CG (and MrN) - shouldn't you be at the BBB by now ?
and about this chafing, ...
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scaredy - no, currently not riding. 🙁
TSY - surely you can do better than that??!!
Yay, they're in their cots. Sweet dreams. 🙂