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The Empire Trikes Back - Julius Caesar re-conquers 21st century Britain by traversing the centures in a DeLorean three-wheeler
Fried Green Tomatos at the Whilstlestop Caf - Ian Beale gets threatened by the local council and the mitchel brothers after peggy gets food poisoning.
Seven rides for seven brothers - looks likes they all scored!
Unreakable - Samuel L Jackson proves that his deodorant stands up to any challenge.
Obocop - 21st century cop fights crime with string instruments
Ho Fuzz - nuff said
ill bill vol 2 - back with more ailments
Sinal Tap - A made up band go on tour with a heavy cold.
arousel - Musical in which a travelling fairground worker uses his horse based ride to pick up girls
Wet Side Story - Government information film about the perils of sleeping in the wet patch
antasia - one half of the well known presenting duo tours the far east alone
Das Bot - Claustrophobic journey into the nether regions
1 Angry Men. One mans stuggles against poor grammar on internet forums
Tree colours: Red - A beautiful French woman discovers the true meaning of friendship using only a step ladder and a spray gun.
Get carer - Michael Caine travels back to Newcastle to find the woman who's been stealing his elderly brothers belongings in a residential home.
Gone with the win - the heartbreaking tail of how Jennifer Aniston leaves her loving husband played by vince vaughn after he wins 53million dollars. bitch.
Pretty Oman
Julia Roberts is romanced by Richard Gere in the Arabian Peninsular
Icky Christina Barcelona - Chrissy finds out why you shouldn't drink from the fountains.
Die Har -- german film about scotch mist.
Bogie Nights - Nasal activities of the 70's porn industry
Col Runnings - a team of Jamaican sprinters enter the "unknown" sport of fell running
Fee Willy - story about a bloke in the Pron industry.
Lose Encounters of the Third Kind - story about a bloke a hill, a spaceship that he can't remember quite where he put it.
Contac - Jody Foster in a "I hear a signal" but confused in a slightly drowsy way.
The Italian Jo - A story of a young boy with Italian parents who finds himself struggling to make friends due to the fact his name is spelt like a girls.
Pace Jam - an action packed thriller about a group of enthusiastic pensioners who make jam in super quick time
Aging Bull - Rocky Bilbao as played by Stallone, now.
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Stallone tries to throw straight arrows
Bade Runner - semi sifi spoof about a bloke running off in to the distance
The Hose of Flying Daggers - Chinese gardener tries to beat the ban with unconventional water substitute.
Ar America - Surreal time-travel war film where Mel Gibson recruits pirates to supply illicit arms to the Vietnamese.
Mouli Rouge - Ewan MacGregor and Nicole Kidman in Baz Luhrmann's extravagant musical homage to kitchen equipment.
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Jurassic Ark - Two triceratops, check. Two diplodoci, check. Two tyrannosaurus rex, oh crapola....RUN!
The Sining - Horror flick about a bloke who feels guilty a lot.
Hoe Alone - a 10yr old boy is left to weed the garden while his family are away on holiday
Full Meal Jacket - Bunch of Army types out for a Ginsters in town.
Ineption - layers upon layers of useless people, but are they really all as clueless as we think?
AndHi - (almost) about a bloke who walks across a continent and says "Hi" a lot.
Carface - That Stallone bloke again in "does my jaw look like a 70's Lincoln Continental" shocka.
Who Ramend Roger Rabbit - cartoon bunny gets taken from behind (sorry)
Airplan - an army of pedants build a plane to take off from a conveyor belt.
Mr. Doubtfire - Robin Williams in a "hilarious" turn as Mrs Doubtfire, her alcoholic husband, their cat, an out of work actor and the rest of the cast
A ROM With a View - a PC getting all uppity about peeking out of window in Florence.
Marley & M - Documentary about the hitherto unknown role that the reggae and rasta icon played in the British secret service during the 60s
Field of Reams - Iowa farmer in fields full of paperwork shocka.
Schindler's Lit - WW2 drama about a prison camp bathed in light.
BTW is it wrong that I'd actually like to see some of these made?
Video Rome - Debbie Harry films disturbing scenes in Italy
Forest Gum - "life is just like a box of Bubble Gum"
JK - Ex USA president in "I also sing smooth funky Jazz Maaan"
Cent of a Woman - High school kids needs money so she baby sits a lot.
The Ion King - furry atom seeks to control the jungle.
Roundhog Day - fat pig keeps eating and wonders why he's repeating the same thing over and over and over again.
Yes Wide Shut - A New York City doctor, who is married to an art curator, pushes himself on a harrowing and dangerous night-long odyssey of sexual and moral discovery, just can't say No!!
1 Monkey(s) - In a future world devastated by disease, Brad Pitt is sent back in time to gather information about the man-made virus that wiped out most of the human kind.
Dumb and Umber - Jim Carey in a dirt(y) movie.
Oraline - A family moves to the country, and the girl has trouble adjusting. She begins having adventures in another world where the people have buttons for eyes and clean there teeth a lot.
Harry Otter and the Half-Blood Prince - Harry sets out on a quest on a river with Dumbledore, for the key to defeating Voldemort.
(n)Glourious Basterds - A small group of Jewish soldiers are dropped behind enemy lines in World War 2, and they create chaos "darrrhling".
Blades of Gory - ice dance rivalry descends into slash horror fest
American Pi: A maths genius fails to get laid in a number of humorous but utterly predictable encounters.
The Men Who Stare At Gats - The military starts research in psychic warfare with small .22 pellet guns.