West side Tory - Maggie Thatchers gangsta dayz
Spinal Ap - a chiropractor's quest to make it big via the iTunes store
Pubic Enemies - John Dillinger gets a severe case of crabs
Tar Wars - rival contractors struggle to win major roadbuilding contracts.
(May the 4th be with you BTW).
slainte 🙂 rob
One with the wind - a woman's fight against flatulence
Ill Bill - Mr Clinton has a terrible cold
Ton - a big fella rides a bike
Dead Man's Hoes - Pimpin' ain't easy
Ron Man- newscaster Ron Burgandy fights evil in a high tech suit of armour.
ET Carter - a vengeful alien returns to earth to find out who killed his brother
Life of Bran - a riveting tale of cereal production.
Godfinger - An intimate portrate of the friendship between Jesus and his disciples in the steamy, hedonistic fleshpots of early first century Jerusalem.
Once Upon A Time In the Wet - A wonderful fairytale set in the Calder Valley that will delight incontinents of all ages.
The Lady and the Tram - Rita Sullivan relives the day Alan Bradley got mowed down on Blackpool promenade
Field of Reams - A man is visited by qhosts who inspire him to build a paper factory outside his farm
Raining day- Ethan Hawk stays inside on his first day at his new job.
Apocalypse No! - A heartbreaking tale of how The Reverend Ian Paisley suffered a crisis of faith.
A Cockwork Orange - A sexy, violent British romp about a windowcleaner who dreams of opening his own brothel in a tanning salon.
Stars Robin Askwith.
Erminator - small stoat-like furry animal goes bonkers with guns and Harleys in post-Apocolyptic world.
ALEN - members of the Abnormal Load Escort Network are terrorised by an extra terrestrial creature during the movement of a large dumper truck down the M6.
E - a small boy is convinced he's best friends with an alien from outer space
Hamburger ill - sequel to supersize me
Toy Tory - Chucky meets Call me dave
The Pink Panter - A bumbling Frenchman runs around breathlessly in the nude
T - a very British film about our national drink
Tax Driver - George Osbourne struggles in a desperate bid to save the UK's economy.
The Dee Hunter - Docu-drama following the lives of rabbit and fish stranglers in Wales
Rainspotting - Ian Macaskill, Michael Fish and Carole Kirkwood star in this coming of age RomCom/musical/slashfest into the minds of 'The Predicters'...
It's a Wonderful Lie
Chap decides he really is a total waste of space after hallucinations fade
A*S*H - a pair of zany military surgeons investigate why their tent burned to the ground, taking their illicit still and all their belongings with it.
Easy Ride - a documentary about Blues
2001 A Pace Oddity - Paula Radcliffe's search for a continuous gait.
The Fisher Kin - A trawler man and all his relatives.
Moo - A Cow discovers she is a clone.
Robot - an unspectacular film about an everyday robot that obeyed its programmed laws.
The Blair Itch Project - a bunch of kids film themselves getting attacked by midges in the woods
Star Was
Bruce Willis struggles against the odds to save earth as the sun explodes
M*A*H - a pair of zany military surgeons struggle with their Oedipal Complexes.
Riders of the Lost Ark: trailquest with nazis
[b]Tax Driver[/b] - Robert De niro plays a mentally unstable chancellor of the exchequer, fighting his urge to violently lash out, attempting to save a teenage prostitute in the process.
Return of the Jed - good ole boy fails to settle into big city life and heads home to Missisippi to look after the family farm
Arch of the Penguins - flightless avian acrobatic team perform stunts on ice.
Ageing Bull - Male bovine demetia classic
24 Hour Arty People - Andy Warhol and his pals having fun in the Factory
Cool Hand Uke - George Formby chaingang musical
Touching The Vid - 70sHome Safety film to disuade children from tampering with the BetaMax
epo Man - The story of a racing cyclist
Chariots of Fir - The Romans experiment with different materials to come up with a race winner
Dont Loo Now - British toilet comedy
Eddy has a debt with 'Atchet 'Arry who wants control of his fathers hoisery business as payment - "Lock, Sock and Two Smoking Barrels..."
Angled - Rapunzel bends Flynn's nose through 90 degress with judicous use of her frying pan.
Ho to train your Dragon - A group of surly viking street kids use prostitutes as bait for their pet Dragons.
Finding Neo - A Clown fish makes friends with a cool dude in sunglasses and discovers that the Ocean is a computer program.
Jurrassic Ark - A mad scientist re-animates dinosaurs from fossilized DNA, herds them into a boat two by two and brings them to Europe.
The Man with the Olden Gun - A spies adventures with his trusty flintlock pistol
The empire trikes back - stormtroopers forced to abandon AT ATs as MOD spending cuts bite
Withnail Ani - young red head girl drinks, takes drugs, goes on holiday by mistake....
Aiders of the lost Ark. - The follow up to Jurassic Ark. Some well meaning scientists try to integrate the dinosaurs into sociery.
The Spy Who Loved E - 007 gets loved up and dances till dawn. He is horrifed into cleaning his act up when he wakes up one morning next to Q.
Bazil - John Cleese stars in dark fantasy film
great thread 🙂
Jurrassic Par - dinosaurs play golf
'0' - Dudley Moore falls in love with really ugly woman.
Tuner and hooch - an out of work piano tuner and his addiction to alcopops
The SawShank Redemption - The extraordinary story of one trotterless sheep's escape from the butchers.
Pup Fiction - The lives of seemingly unrelated dogs are woven together
