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Much amusement reading this. More than a few have cropped up on here over the years, as did the subjects on my computer when I did the search.
At work.
Well, I didn't have a computer at home back when I first started on here.
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Posted : 29/01/2014 8:45 pm
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Once got a shock looking for pics of Prince Alberts!


 
Posted : 29/01/2014 8:54 pm
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Not website as such
Films, both quite disturbing

Mordum I think it's called

Tumbling doll of flesh


 
Posted : 29/01/2014 8:57 pm
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My 7 year old daughter is doing a class project on Queen Victoria. She googled 'Prince Albert' images. Jesus!!!!!! Missus nearly had a fit. Hilarious thinking back now tho!


 
Posted : 29/01/2014 8:57 pm
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2 kids 1 sandbox


 
Posted : 29/01/2014 9:04 pm
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do not google 'eel soup' whatever you do


 
Posted : 29/01/2014 9:11 pm
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There's a railway locomotive called a 'big boy'. It's a 'steam' loco. Do not Google for both these terms at once. I can't recall the details now...


 
Posted : 29/01/2014 9:28 pm
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Once, when looking for some meat-free dinner inspiration for that evening, I googled 'interesting things to do with vegetables'.

Oops.


 
Posted : 29/01/2014 9:41 pm
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Red pancake ๐Ÿ˜ฏ


 
Posted : 29/01/2014 10:07 pm
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Ironically, [url= https://www.google.co.uk/search?q=cock+sauce ]Cock Sauce[/url] is perfectly fine.


 
Posted : 29/01/2014 10:08 pm
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Well, I googled.

http://www.snopes.com/medical/myths/bluewaffle.asp

... will tell you all you need to know.


 
Posted : 29/01/2014 10:17 pm
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I feel sick.

and there's no way I'm googling 'cake farts'


 
Posted : 29/01/2014 10:19 pm
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There is only one thing on the nets, rotten.com as per, that has made me question what I am doing.

So much so, I don't even think I will post what it was.

Nasssssty.


 
Posted : 29/01/2014 10:21 pm
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and there's no way I'm googling 'cake farts'

Cake Farts is a shock site featuring a video clip of a woman breaking wind on a frosted cake. Since its online release in 2008, the footage has led to the creation of dozens of reaction videos on YouTube.


 
Posted : 29/01/2014 10:24 pm
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Just googled Tubgirl as I couldn't resist. OMG that is foul. I think a little bit of sick just came up!

Now deleting history and cookies from the IPad before the wife and 4 year old finds it!


 
Posted : 29/01/2014 10:24 pm
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I think "to tug or not to tug" might be a bad idea although it seems to have an innocent usage on the bike forum right now.


 
Posted : 29/01/2014 10:27 pm
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Thread pruning?


 
Posted : 29/01/2014 10:28 pm
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Girl I used to work with cut her arm at work and decided to use the internet to see the best medical thing to do, so she googled 'weeping gash'......


 
Posted : 29/01/2014 10:29 pm
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I was once after an image of a subway footlong. Image results for 'footlong' were not sfw...


 
Posted : 29/01/2014 10:34 pm
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Out in the hills one day we happened across an animal trap loaded with a shotgun shell. It went off with quite a bang when I poked it with a stick, a wonder noone was injured.

Anyway, back home and googling to find out what it was, most of the images were post mortem photos of people killed while setting said traps. Seemingly common in eastern Europe. Nasty.


 
Posted : 29/01/2014 10:49 pm
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1 priest 1 nun


 
Posted : 29/01/2014 11:15 pm
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Cannot believe all the talk is of tub girl when someone's posts 2 girls 1 cup ๐Ÿ˜ฏ

Even found family guy fame


 
Posted : 29/01/2014 11:26 pm
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Not sure how true, but I'm sure I read somewhere that '2 girls...' was faked, using entirely appropriately coloured ice cream.


 
Posted : 29/01/2014 11:33 pm
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I was trying to find out import duty rates so I googled "hm customs" seems hm doesn't just mean her majesties but also homosexual male ...


 
Posted : 29/01/2014 11:36 pm
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Not sure how true, but I'm sure I read somewhere that '2 girls...' was faked, using entirely appropriately coloured ice cream.

I'm not sure that girl could fit a Mr Whippy machine up her bum.


 
Posted : 29/01/2014 11:54 pm
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I'm not sure that girl could fit a Mr Whippy machine up her bum.

You would be amazed at the storage possibilities.

....why not google it?


 
Posted : 29/01/2014 11:58 pm
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You would be amazed at the storage possibilities.
....why not google it?

I have.

People are strange.


 
Posted : 30/01/2014 12:05 am
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People are strange.

...and surprisingly capacious.


 
Posted : 30/01/2014 12:07 am
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...and surprisingly capacious

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Posted : 30/01/2014 12:11 am
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2nd munging

Also try try Meatspin.com and "spacedocking"


 
Posted : 30/01/2014 12:37 am
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Meatspin.com


 
Posted : 30/01/2014 12:39 am
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I think that's the first time I've ever seen the "proper" video ๐Ÿ˜ฏ


 
Posted : 30/01/2014 12:42 am
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Amusingly, it's probably more gay.


 
Posted : 30/01/2014 12:43 am
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Posted : 30/01/2014 12:45 am
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I'm fine.

But my ipad needs it's memory bleaching.


 
Posted : 30/01/2014 1:25 am
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In the early days of the Internetz I was looking for the website of Werner Kayak Paddles.

One of the links from the pre Google search Engine that came up was Julie Werner Wisconsin, being the naive youth that I was I thought that would be the one.

I clicked on it.

I was wrong!

It was Julie Werner Wisconsin.....home made spanking paddles!


 
Posted : 30/01/2014 1:38 am
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I think this is as bad as the interweb can get

[url=

Jeremy - Wrecking Ball[/url]


 
Posted : 30/01/2014 9:53 am
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On the topic of Goatse, I don't think I've ever laughed so hard when this appeared live BBC Breakfast

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Posted : 30/01/2014 10:01 am
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Me and MrsBOuy googled some of these you lot suggested, I was not shocked by anything I saw..

Am I wired up wrong?


 
Posted : 30/01/2014 10:12 am
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Am I wired up wrong?

No. You're just an internet badass.


 
Posted : 30/01/2014 10:14 am
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Me and MrsBOuy googled some of these you lot suggested, I was not shocked by anything I saw..

Am I wired up wrong?

Depends if you tried spacedocking after reading about it


 
Posted : 30/01/2014 10:19 am
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Me and MrsBOuy googled some of these you lot suggested, I was not shocked by anything I saw..

You didn't find 2 girls 1 cup then...


 
Posted : 30/01/2014 11:28 am
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You didn't find 2 girls 1 cup then...

*shudder*

The YouTube vid of people's reaction is quality though!


 
Posted : 30/01/2014 11:39 am
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Machette attack video.


 
Posted : 30/01/2014 12:22 pm
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Just watched Octopus Girl ๐Ÿ˜ฏ

Although this description on the sight explained fit very well

Although the storyline of the movie is simple and the camera work quite amateurish, the film itself has some complex themes. Most notably, the theme of the place of human beings in nature is examined in Octopus Girl. It raises several questions about ocean pollution and the nuclear industry.


 
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