[Closed] Things you have learned today..

I learnt that Hitler did in fact have two balls.

I learnt that Germany aren't quite as good as their first result suggested.

Later I am hoping that England prove to be much better than their first result suggested.

not to drink vodka tonics on a school night.

I learnt that there is no such thing as Global Warming - Chuck Norris just got cold and turned the Sun up.

how tempting is it to try that burka search? I want to know what you found.

you can pack for a weekend at mayhem very quickly if you try!

onza - do it!

Jeebus 😯

if you speak to three different O2 members of staff in the rentention department you will get offered varying deals but none that you like.

Wow! Worth a look if not at work...;-)

😯

I suspect they may not be genuine Muslim women.

I WISH I WASN'T AT WORK RIGHT NOW!!!!!!!

jon, you think muslim women have no sexual lives? that only 'christians' do sex? interesting, do you own a passport?

what are you lot looking at? 😯

That the Sentinel-3 Earth Explorer mission will have a puzzling new feature: Multiple Repeat Cycle (MRC) OPS commands.

[yawn]

That many people can't spell Burqa.

Wow that google image search is revealing.

I learnt that someone was arrested yesterday for the burglary at our house. 😀

That Mint herbs have rather large root systems 😉

so it works on google as well as yahoo?

Does it work with burqa as well as burka?

I concluded my research project, proving without a shadow of a doubt that the second I mention the words 'pre-match barby' the sky will immediately go black, and the heavens will open. Arse!!

I learnt that I won't be on my bike this weekend cos my knee still hurts big time.

jon, you think muslim women have no sexual lives? that only 'christians' do sex? interesting, do you own a passport?

Sorry iDave, having sex and posing for pornographic images are two completely different things. But then maybe the women you know are different from the ones I know 😉

I suspect the latter is not normally what you'd expect a Muslim woman wearing a Burka to be doing.

Yes, I do have a passport - but I haven't been to any Muslim countries, so I could be wrong of course and am willing to bow to your superiour knowledge of porn.

Ah, binners, I know that one well. The minute I touch the barbie the heavens open, often with lightning and floods. I let other people do it now and drink instead

That bic pen ink does not taste nice............

Sorry iDave, having sex and posing for pornographic images are two completely different things.

i didn't see any porn shots, just 'glamour' shots

you assume all 'genuine' muslim women think the burqa is some sort of sacred thing. lots of them hate them. maybe they wanted to take the piss out of the whole idea of burqas?

or maybe they like showing off their bodies.

or maybe i have no idea what i'm talking about....

i didn't see any porn shots, just 'glamour' shots

'glamour' shots eh? is that what you call it 😉

I had to close the page pretty sharpish, but I know a Brian Clough when I see one.

Anyho. I didn't really want to get in to a debate about female oppression in some Muslim countries, it was mealy a quip.

Maybe you're right and the woman in the image was making a political statement. Who am I to agrue with that?

I learnt that I really must stop shouting at drivers just 'cos they're on their mobile.

Gecko - do you film your commute?

I learnt that the harder you work the more some people just take the pish, i had a real difficult day yesterday esp with the heat and today only the temp was different ! 😕

Ha! No, that's not me.

Guy was waiting at the top of the hill today though. 😕

I learnt I can still jump the hip at my local skate park

the swiss army guard the pope

I learnt that me and the missus will be buying our first house in the very near future, provided the surveyor's report is all cool.

Magnets and Whore Pies are NOT... I repeat NOT feared by farmers

I learned that the NHS is slow!

I learned that certain Ford Dealerships are money grabbing evil robbing bastards

I learnt that being self-employed can be extremely frustrating and dis-spiriting when getting two rejections this morning from two tenders, both of which I was perfectly capable of doing. How much time is wasted by people and organisations completing extensive tendering exercises which you don't win?

The critical process valve could have been maintained 4 weeks ago if we'd have put one of the Auxilliary Boilers in service. 😡

I learnt that my Senior Officer at work isn't as clever as he makes out. He said 'ask me one on capital cities' so I said 'Canada' & he says 'I'm not even going to lower myself to that one, ask me another' so I says, 'no, Canada' & he says, 'Montreal..no, Calgary, thats it Calgary'