Live banjo music drifting down the corridor.
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"Get off STW and get back to work"
Live banjo music drifting down the corridor.
Though if you worked in a banjo shop, it would be entirely expected.
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You got a real purty mouth.....
CFH - I saw a bloke a couple of weeks ago wearing a t-shirt with that on it. Then I saw the same guy carrying a banjo, so I suppose today is the logical conclusion.
I must admit he's not particularly good - timing's all off. Clearly a beginner.
A vociferous colleague of mine started a conversation with: "I had another painful evening with the wife last night...", pause for breath and queue much laughter 😀
[coaching his wife in PC skills]
..overhearing someone asking what a boston pancake was :S
Work?
"Well done, we'd like to give you all a £44,000 bonus" [url= http://www.guardian.co.uk/business/2011/jul/14/sports-direct-to-get-bonus-worth-twice-average-wage ]Sports Direct[/url]
"I'm going to murder you then bury you in concrete in my back garden so that just your buttocks are showing. Then I'm going to **** you"
Bit harsh I thought 😕
we had a guy who worked with us who would bring a saxaphone into work on nights to play ... sadly he could only play the theme to the Pink panther ..
[i]Things you don't expect to hear at work...[/i]
"As a result of criminal activity whilst I was in charge, we're shutting down a business that makes £300 million pounds a year, has 7.5 million readers and has been around for 150+ years and you've all lost your jobs. Oh, and I'll hang onto my job until it becomes clear it's in my self interest to quit and start pissing into the tent, rather than out."
"of course you can work from home... try redundancy"