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Farts are always good cheap fun.....
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masturbation?
masturbation?
not in all cases, for you maybe, but folk with no hands and no 'friends'?
[i]but folk with no hands and no 'friends'? [/i]
I think it's called something else if you're not on your own?
Whathaveisaidnow - not worth the 2 hours life getting sucked out of you!
not worth the 2 hours life getting sucked out of you!
Sounds alright to me....
The crisp fresh air of an Autumnal morning.
The creak of a tyre on virgin snow.
Bad advice (mostly on here).
Uninformed opinion (mostly on here).
not worth the 2 hours life getting sucked out of you!Sounds alright to me....
i must have missed this section, . . . is it by bedroom?
The creak of a tyre on virgin snow.
Other than the cost of the bike I suppose (although you could economise and just take a tyre with you and rub it on the snow)
the best things in life
The sound of children [s]laughing[/s] whining.
Using the loo in McDonalds, then stealing a pocket full of napkins and a daily paper.
Ahem..... Nothing is free. Not even farts. To fart, you must consume food. Even home grown food isn't free. Air is still free, as is rain water. May not always be the case though!
It costs nowt to smile tha knows! 😀
Farts are a by-product of digestion, so by definition you have made them, they are not taxed or refundable, -- you could eat out of bins, windfall, pilfering if that would help ease the 'free' definition
Again, you have to consume food to have the energy to operate the muscles required to smile. Enjoy that grin, you've paid for it... 😆
my cynicism.
it's free and in abundance.
meh.
Bad advice (mostly on here).
Uninformed opinion (mostly on here)
You forgot "unwanted advice" and "uninvited opinion"
People are always sticking their nose in trying to be what I can only assume they think is 'being helpful' 🙄
It's ok...I never knowingly try to 'be helpful'.
It's ok...I never knowingly try to 'be helpful'.
😆
yunki - Memberthe best things in life
But you can give them to the birds and bees
peterfile - MemberThe creak of a tyre on virgin snow.
Other than the cost of the bike I suppose (although you could economise and just take a tyre with you and rub it on the snow)
😆 😳
Always remember what my old man ( God rest his soul ) use to say to me :
"Two of the most important things in life are respect and manners, and they're both free."
"But you can give them to the birds and bees "
I want money
swearing 😀 😳
Thats what I want.
Do-do-do doooo dooooooo