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Any Mini coupe.
Roadie caps.
Men in convertible cars.
Men in convertible cars eating beetroot.
Endermammy, enderflippingmame, endememamamee...............soya beans left in a pod for 18 times more than a sack of soya beans
Fighting over the 5th gyoza
Incest
... unless you're both real priddy
Someone ringing your phone when you're fixing your bike and your hands are dirty.
What's orange and sounds like a parrot?A carrot.
What's brown and sticky?
A shit.
my beyoncé posterWhat's brown and sticky?
(nicked from here some years ago)
male presenters on Milkshake
Vegetable crisps
So what are potatoes?
GU10
Building Control Inspectors (well, probably not all of them, but definitely the one we've been having issues with)
Anything with the word 'artisan' before it.
You know the ones I mean hammy, the ones that mistake Beetroot with being edible.
(though they are actually called "veg crisps" I'm as confused as you are with the whole spud - vegetable relationship)
Belgium.
(Gofasterstripes will know what I mean)
I'm gonna add ankles to this
Broke mine a fair few years back and it's been pretty much constantly in some kind of pain since. Stupid things - bit like knees really. They can be rubbish too
Hipsters on fixies eating beetroot. Speaking in French.
Beetroot cake...
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MAWCB's.
Mountain bikers with a chip on their shoulder about other mountain bikers who also ride road bikes.
the haribo adverts on telly - allsorts of wrong right there
could only be worse if they introduce beetroot flavour haribo
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could only be worse if they introduce beetroot flavour haribo
No - theres a wronger wrong. Haribo Color-rado. Fruit flavoured gummy sweets (lovely) and Liquorice (also fabulous) ..... in the same bag.
A classic example of two rights making a wrong - its not just that they are bad companions, time in the bag together means the liquorice flavours have infused into the gummy sweets and vice versa - its all spoiled - its truly, truly awful.
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This is quite rong.
This is quite rong.
They both turned up in the same outfit - how embarrassing
People who don't like cheese.
The image of perchypanther falling asleep inside mrsfry's burgerking.
Victoria Pendleton saying finishing 5th in a poxy horse race is better than winning a gold medal in the Olympics on a bike.
Orange in savoury dishes. WRONG WRONG WRONG.
I can eat vegetable based cakes all day long, but orange in savoury dishes is proper wrong by at least a factor of two billion.
Coffee in cakes (Bargh!) seriously what the hell is wrong with people!
A stopped clock. Except for twice a day.
choppersquad - MemberAnything with the word 'artisan' before it.
The Peel at glentress sells gluten free "artisan intolerance cakes", so I choose to believe the baker goes around beating up artisans.
maccruiskeen - Member
could only be worse if they introduce beetroot flavour haribo
No - theres a wronger wrong. Haribo Color-rado. Fruit flavoured gummy sweets (lovely) and Liquorice (also fabulous) ..... in the same bag.
A classic example of two rights making a wrong - its not just that they are bad companions, time in the bag together means the liquorice flavours have infused into the gummy sweets and vice versa - its all spoiled - its truly, truly awful.
Colorado are my favourite Haribo packs in the UK, especially the bars that are fruit and licorice gummy combined. In Denmark most Haribo a licorice in it, often salty.
In Denmark
That says it all
Wrong. Never trust anyone who watches Borgan without the subtitles.
Happiest place in the world (or something) maybe its the haribo.
The speed at which the live feed on the football commentary is updated...
@Mr s fry
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Man buns
Just wrong
Coffee
In Denmark
That says it all
Wrong. Never trust anyone who watches Borgan without the subtitles.
I'm there now with my Danish wife and her family, I've just been offered a mini egg type sweet that contain chocolate liquorice!
Music after 2002
That's wrong, try listening to something other than Radio 1, like 6Music, you might actually find lots that you like.
I can't afford to buy anything like as much new stuff as I'd like to.
Panthers who wear leopard print banana hammocks.while posing on a rotating bed Just so wrong
We have a couple of Danish suppliers at work - any chocolates they send around Christmas are like the old minstrels advert... Nice, very nice, nice, AAAARGH WHO PUTS LIQUORICE AND SALT IN A TRUFFLE????
TBF, we don't use that much imperial any more. It's pretty much the domain of road signs and old people, isn't it? Struggling offhand to think of much else. Oh, pints in a pub of course.
We ride 20k's but drive a couple of miles to work and measure ourselves in feet. I'll lift 50kgs but weigh X stones.
I think imperial is still very ingrained.
I'm also adding modern hop hop. We used to have Rakims, Big Daddy Kanes and KRS1's and now we have ****ing Drake and wiki waka flocky.
any parts of a weather forecast that relate to what happened yesterday or is happening now
flags/flagpoles in house gardens
mesh covered vents in the rear bumpers of cars
Anyone who says 'erb instead of herb. **** off and die.
What about saying Oregano?
One of the people I have to work with, invariably.
I got fed up with the dual measurement thing and dumped imperial a few years ago, recommend it to everyone.
Gears
suspension
flouro enduro pantaloons
belly button fluff
Tiny pigs wearing wellies
Raisins in curry
the fact that your bumhole can only detect "spicy", you eat a really hot curry, sceaming lava ring in the morning whilst praying to all the gods that the splash landing may give a temporary but watery respite. Eat loads of chocolate and the next morning you dont get a lovely "hmmmm chocolate" feeling...so unfair
I got fed up with the dual measurement thing and dumped imperial a few years ago, recommend it to everyone.
With you till height, I can only ever remember how tall I am in imperial. Distance no problem metric just it buggers up vertically.
Chocolate and toffee with salt and or chilli. No!! Make it sweet. Don't want salty chocolate bleurgh.
Hips that ache after a weekends riding..
That's just wrong.
Religion
Watching your new topic fall away due to inactivity
Sweet chocolate - wrong
Religion
Which one? 🙂
Which one?
All. I also think it is wrong to discriminate so I wouldn't want pick on one
Having to wear a shirt and tie, spend money on fuel and two hours of my precious personal time every day to sit alone in an office and create spreadsheets,send email and make phone calls when I have a perfectly good office at home right next door to my bedroom.
Grrrrr.
Most builders I know can switch between imperial and metric no problem. They'll often as for 2.4m of 4x2. Of and 8x4 sheet of 12mm plasterboard.
Artisan beetroot.
The worse the farts, the less smelly the poo.
Artisan beetroot, chocolate and coffee soup for starters with chili and caramel chunks. Served in a very small metal bucket, with chips on a slate.
Most builders I know can switch between imperial and metric no problem. They'll often as for 2.4m of 4x2. Of and 8x4 sheet of 12mm plasterboard.
As someone who uses a lot of timber (lots and lots and lots of it) I'm like that - an upside is the maths of metric work better for materials sold in imperial sizes. Metric works really well when being added to, the Imperial system works best in dividing things up. By happy accident the existing sheet sizes for timber divide nicely in metric too and generally what people do with wood is cut it up.
Whats [b]wrong[/b] though is lumber and sheets have two slightly different metric approximations of imperial - sheets are typically close to genuine imperial sizes ( near to 2444mm x 1222mm). However lengths of timber are a metric equivalent of imperial but rounded down to the nearest 100mm - so 4.8m instead of 16ft (which is 88mm shorter than 16ft) so when you're making structures that combine timber and sheets the timber is always too short and no matter how clever you are with framing theres always loads of wastage and I finish each job with stacks of [i]nearly [/i]useful short lengths of timber. And I think "fab look at all that free firewood" then I remember that that free wood cost me hundreds of pounds.