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1. Ceramic chopping boards. Wrong.


 
Posted : 19/03/2016 12:22 pm
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Everyone else.


 
Posted : 19/03/2016 12:23 pm
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With you on that Harry. My in-laws had a glass one which did my dome in.


 
Posted : 19/03/2016 12:24 pm
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Add ceramic blade knives


 
Posted : 19/03/2016 12:28 pm
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They're shit for chopping cheddar, that's for sure.


 
Posted : 19/03/2016 12:41 pm
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The weird mix of metric and imperial we use in the UK. We need to get with the program.


 
Posted : 19/03/2016 12:49 pm
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Beetroot. Food from Satan himself.
And Cauliflower. Pointless tastless waste of chewing.


 
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Everyone in the world.....but me


 
Posted : 19/03/2016 1:09 pm
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'Craft' beers that have random, mostly unpleasant food as ingredients to make them more 'limited' or 'seasonal'.


 
Posted : 19/03/2016 1:11 pm
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Hangovers .


 
Posted : 19/03/2016 1:12 pm
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People who dislike beetroot.

People who throw a hissy fit anx resign from the cabinet after the disability cuts have already been announced and it's too late.


 
Posted : 19/03/2016 1:12 pm
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Socialists.


 
Posted : 19/03/2016 1:16 pm
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Capitalists


 
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Excessive packaging & pre prepared food such as carrot batons which you could do at home.


 
Posted : 19/03/2016 1:23 pm
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Trek.


 
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Driving on the right


 
Posted : 19/03/2016 1:26 pm
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Saying pants when you mean trousers.


 
Posted : 19/03/2016 1:36 pm
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F1 2016 qualifying.

Well to be honest it looks like it has been ditched already!


 
Posted : 19/03/2016 1:39 pm
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My sons girlfriends eyebrows are wrong, so is parking on pavements.
Beetroot is brilliant though.


 
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Beetroot
People who eat beetroot
People who kiss someone who has eaten beetroot
People who have relatives who eat beetroot
beetroot


 
Posted : 19/03/2016 2:01 pm
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Butter eaters


 
Posted : 19/03/2016 2:02 pm
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Mumsnet. Specifically AIBU. Makes me fear for the future of humanity. Can't help looking over the missuses shoulder though.

Pickled beetroot is delicious. All other forms are pretty rotten.


 
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None 'Premium' members
People who let their OH eat beetroot and allow them to live in the same house


 
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Mayonnaise


 
Posted : 19/03/2016 2:25 pm
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butter eaters

Is that a euphemism?


 
Posted : 19/03/2016 2:34 pm
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munford and sons. are any of them mr munford's children?

softroaders

caraway seeds

[professional hat on] low fat/diet versions of normal food. just eat less or exercise more [/professional hat]

guitar amps with loads of average fx built in and no fx loop.

HD brows


 
Posted : 19/03/2016 2:36 pm
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Most veg. In fact, all veg apart from potatoes and peas.


 
Posted : 19/03/2016 2:37 pm
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oh and recently I find myself tiring of Maseratis.


 
Posted : 19/03/2016 2:37 pm
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The weird mix of metric and imperial we use in the UK. We need to get with the program.

TBF, we don't use that much imperial any more. It's pretty much the domain of road signs and old people, isn't it? Struggling offhand to think of much else. Oh, pints in a pub of course.


 
Posted : 19/03/2016 2:38 pm
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For some reason I think of cheese in terms of pounds, not grams.


 
Posted : 19/03/2016 2:53 pm
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People who get band names wrong.... 😉

Mr Munford


 
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Adele


 
Posted : 19/03/2016 3:00 pm
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Posted : 19/03/2016 3:04 pm
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^^
So so wrong

Anyone who disagrees with Binners
People who like Windows 10


 
Posted : 19/03/2016 3:10 pm
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Oh, pints in a pub of course.

Hi, I'll have 568ml of Guinness, and 284ml of Stella please.


 
Posted : 19/03/2016 3:15 pm
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TBF, we don't use that much imperial any more. It's pretty much the domain of road signs and old people, isn't it? Struggling offhand to think of much else. Oh, pints in a pub of course.

MPG, Milk, almost all fasteners on an aircraft, huge quantities of pipework/ducting/building materials. MTB frame geometry, clothing....yeah, not that much at all. 🙂


 
Posted : 19/03/2016 3:22 pm
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Jeans


 
Posted : 19/03/2016 3:41 pm
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Beetroot haters.
Pie-Nazis.
People who pose as ladies on t'internet when they are actual dudes.


 
Posted : 19/03/2016 4:08 pm
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Saying pants when you mean rubbish.


 
Posted : 19/03/2016 4:09 pm
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Saying pants instead of breathes heavily.


 
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Underpants instead of undercrackers.
Beetroot
Beetroot
Perchypanther 😉
Beetroot


 
Posted : 19/03/2016 4:12 pm
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Ouch! 😀


 
Posted : 19/03/2016 4:16 pm
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Centimetres.
Swapping out.
Skinny Jeans (On blokes)
Diet Mayonaise
Diet Coke


 
Posted : 19/03/2016 4:18 pm
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Curate
Reach out
Synergistic
Disrupt
Music after 2002
Trek
Hipsters
Incorrect use of apostrophes'
Stew with lids


 
Posted : 19/03/2016 4:32 pm
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Green Carlsberg.


 
Posted : 19/03/2016 4:35 pm
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Hipsters.


 
Posted : 19/03/2016 4:44 pm
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Maserati ads


 
Posted : 19/03/2016 4:48 pm
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Most teenagers, although they don't know it, and actually think that their parents are wrong.


 
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The British Electorate.


 
Posted : 19/03/2016 5:01 pm
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Other cars on the road when I want to go anywhere

vegetables in cake, like...oh I dunno, beetroot in chocolate cake, stop that right now...


 
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Hipsters covered in beetroot.


 
Posted : 19/03/2016 5:05 pm
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Fat bikes


 
Posted : 19/03/2016 5:09 pm
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The US obsession with guns. And the Second Amendment being imagined as permanent.

It's an amendment. You can change it. The clue is in the name guys....


 
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Pikey youth who steal your trail building tools and trash the trails you are building


 
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Human nature


 
Posted : 19/03/2016 5:34 pm
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A lack of beetroot


 
Posted : 19/03/2016 5:41 pm
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The Strava segment near to me called The Best Singletrack in the World.

In Kent.

Come on now.


 
Posted : 19/03/2016 5:46 pm
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..pre prepared food such as carrot batons which you could do at home.

People who buy carrots, you can grow carrots at home.


 
Posted : 19/03/2016 5:58 pm
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People who grow carrots, you can buy them in the supermarket.


 
Posted : 19/03/2016 6:07 pm
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People who eat carrots


 
Posted : 19/03/2016 6:08 pm
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Halloumi
Townies


 
Posted : 19/03/2016 6:10 pm
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Carrots.

Especially on political matters. Ill-informed yet vocal.


 
Posted : 19/03/2016 6:11 pm
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Haha, Tenfoot. I know that trail well, the person who named it must not have travelled beyond the North Downs.


 
Posted : 19/03/2016 6:12 pm
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Jeans


 
Posted : 19/03/2016 6:14 pm
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It is a nice trail, mrwhyte, but it certainly is a bit optimistically named.


 
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Bacon with sprouts
Scouse brows
Mock duck
Shane MacGowan's new teeth


 
Posted : 19/03/2016 6:29 pm
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Beetroot and beetroot products [b]other than beetroot chutney[/b]
Marmite, now that I have discovered Vegemite.
Shiny shoes.


 
Posted : 19/03/2016 6:40 pm
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Posh spice's lipstick missing her lips


 
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What's orange and sounds like a parrot?

A carrot.

Eyethangewe.......


 
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People who don't understand that 'Snuggle time' is not gender based

People who complain about beetroot when in reality they love beetroot. They
have jars of beetroot in their bedroom and kiss everyone of them goodnight.

People called Perchypanther who promise you the best night of your like, but end
up falling asleep inside Burger King.


 
Posted : 19/03/2016 7:33 pm
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The weird mix of metric and imperial we use in the UK. We need to get with the program.

Nah, I use inches & ft/lbs for big actuator thrusts, because the numbers are more manageable.
Areas in mm or metres end up with daft really big or really small numbers.


 
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who promise you the best night of your like, but end
up falling asleep inside Burger King.

I hope to Zarquon that's not a euphemism.

EDIT

I use inches & ft/lbs for big actuator thrusts

I hope to Zarquon that IS a euphemism.


 
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People who ask questions they already know the answer to
People who defend Beetroot munchers


 
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People who hog the duvet
People who refuse to cut their toenails (like sharing a bed with a panther)
People who miss 'Snuggle time'


 
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vegetables in cake, like...oh I dunno, beetroot in chocolate cake

That's my Thing That is Most Wrong.


 
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@zippykona

Also...cyclocross.


 
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Roadies thinking that using French words makes them sound proper. You just sound like Dell Boy


 
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Cougar - Moderator

TBF, we don't use that much imperial any more. It's pretty much the domain of road signs and old people, isn't it? Struggling offhand to think of much else

Penises. And bikes- though personally, I weigh bikes in both lbs and kgs, then use whichever sounds lighter.


 
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That part of the Android screen that brings up Google when you don't want Google.

MTB-ers who don't get the continental nuances of road biking.

Exhaust pipes that don't stay on.

Cats.


 
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