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... on the roof of my garage.
Do I stick it in a bin bag and let the bin men deal with it, or is there a government department for the disposal of enormous birds?
Double bag it. Black bin.
Sure it's not just asleep ? 😀
What flavour is it?
Do you get wafers with it?
It's not dead, it's just sleeping
Seagull's dead? Monkman must be a bit upset...
Gannet on a stick.
Catch it, Bin it, Kill it
**** it, Cook it, Eat it
Clunk Click Every Trip
Beanz Meanz Heinz
A hundred calorie snack, two a day max
...I think I've had enought of today. Time to go and play out.
Leave it there, as a warning to other gulls, not to mess with you
Leave it there, as a warning to other gulls, not to mess with you
This is most promising option so far. Hateful things.
I suspect it's going to stink by the end of the weekend if I do nothing...
I would've thought it would make a tasty snack for other birdlife.
[i]Double bag it. Black bin.[/i]
Nice and specific this - in case OP thought they could recycle seagulls. 😀
Dip it in strong acid and then hang its skeleton from your chimney.
Do you feel Under Siege?
I'm surprised it's dead.
Normally they're Hard to Kill
I don't live near the sea any more, but when I visit my parents who do, sea gulls do my fuc king head in
Funnily enough there was a dead seagull in my back garden yesterday along with a sea of feathers.
Toby, jack russell 1
Seagull, lets name him bill 0
Glue it to your helmet as a war trophy.
It the only language these bastards understand.