[Closed] There are things I don't understand

I have so much of the stuff and I wanted to help others and put myself on the world stage. I decided to go to the Hilltown and Lochee multis.

What's not to understand? Everyone on the world stage starts off at the Hilltown & Lochee multis.

Issues.
Generous.
But issues.

I’d eat it no problems.

I though it was going to be about this

It's fine..

Its wholewheat pasta not the regular .. Its helping the residents up their daily fibre intake.
What a thoroughly thoughtful chap.

I'd eat that no danger if it looked OK through the bag. But the bloke is clearly a fruitcake.

God Bless the Internet

Hmmm. I’ve read the article, I’ve looked at the pictures, I’ve even translated the Scottish writing style into English but I really am no wiser. I’m off to check the list of side effects on my meds.

Bless. He looks like a really nice guy.

“If the pasta is still outside the door then the house has been empty and can be robbed.”

Who the hell robs an empty house? "I've stolen everything in there, which was nothing..."

People are weird.

Jesus Christ that's a lot of pasta.

This has spiralled out of control. Is there a twist at the end?

If the pasta is still outside the door then the house has been empty and can be robbed.”

It doesn't mean no one is living there still, they meant no one is home. Scottish colloquialism.

Cirio tinned tomatoes aren't cheap and actually pretty good. Fair play on the guy trying to keep standards high.

There are things I don't understand... and then there is Dundee

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This has spiralled out of control. Is there a twist at the end?

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Have we found Perchy's other log in?

Top quality.

Cirio tinned tomatoes aren’t cheap

If they don't want it do they just leave the can-aloni?