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[Closed] The wives card has been done, got a name?

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It's okay it's been nipped in the bud, but it only came to light this morning. It was a Paypal transaction that she noticed (she only works part time, doesn't earn a lot so it sort of stands out)
She contacted the clothing company named in the transaction, and it had already 'flagged up'. She was given a name and address of where the gear was going.
Next she called the bank to finds it's been used in John Lewis, a few other clothing companies, a debt management company, wowcher, pizzas, taxis, including one in Holland and Tescos where it was declined.
She is getting a full refund.

So I have this name and address 😈


 
Posted : 02/05/2014 10:57 am
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and what are you going to do with it?


 
Posted : 02/05/2014 10:58 am
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bombers, shoe/ urine interface, pitchforks? the possibilities are endless!


 
Posted : 02/05/2014 10:59 am
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I can imagine opening a cardboard box full of turds and bees wouldn't be much fun.
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Posted : 02/05/2014 11:00 am
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and what are you going to do with it?

Dunno 😕


 
Posted : 02/05/2014 11:02 am
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I can imagine opening a cardboard box full of turds and bees wouldn't be much fun.
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I can imagine trying to get a turd [i]in[/i] to a box of bees wouldn't be much fun either


 
Posted : 02/05/2014 11:03 am
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post it up here for lynch mob (in true STW style where nothing will actually happen)


 
Posted : 02/05/2014 11:06 am
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Go and park on his lawn.


 
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Police.


 
Posted : 02/05/2014 11:18 am
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Kidnap him/her and get a tattooist to put one on their leg.


 
Posted : 02/05/2014 11:21 am
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Shame on the clothing company for giving out the address though - they shouldn't have done that.

But yes, police. Nothing will be done though unfortunately.


 
Posted : 02/05/2014 11:22 am
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My card was pinched a while ago.

The thief might have had the sleight of hand to pinch it from me but he was a few links short of a chain in the thinking department. The spending spree included holidays in the USA and a massive amount of clothes, electrical goods etc all of which were bought for home delivery.

I got my card refunded in full, he got a visit from the boys in blue who simply had to wander round to his address and nick him! That was a nice easy one for the Met to solve.


 
Posted : 02/05/2014 11:23 am
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[i]Nothing will be done though unfortunately. [/i]

this.

because your wife has received her money back she's not been the victim of crime.

the bank don;t want the publicity so don't report it as a crime and just up the rate the retailers pay by a few points to cover their losses or do a charge back to the retailer.

the retailer can't or won't report it as a crime because it's not worth the hassle.


 
Posted : 02/05/2014 11:25 am
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Get their home phone number.

Spend the next 2 years placing ads on gumtree for £100 Xbox One and PS4 consoles and Ikea furniture that's free for collection.

🙂


 
Posted : 02/05/2014 11:25 am
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Actually you could place the home address on the mailing list for lots of European Pron.....


 
Posted : 02/05/2014 11:32 am
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ime police will do naff all


 
Posted : 02/05/2014 11:35 am
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I'm still giggling at the thought of the surprise parcel of bees and poop.

Life long gratitude if you provide photos of the parcelling.


 
Posted : 02/05/2014 11:56 am
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Big problem is that he has to package up the bees and poo in the first place.


 
Posted : 02/05/2014 12:32 pm
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That's what I want to see. No, need to see. Hmmm, goes to find some bees.


 
Posted : 02/05/2014 12:33 pm
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bees usually only attack pooh when he's after their honey


 
Posted : 02/05/2014 12:36 pm
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An endless stream of double glazing salesmen, fitted kitchen salesmen, taxis to airports at inconvenient times, pizzas and other takeaways, every mailing list on the planet and then park up outside his house, get a real good look at him and get you and 10 or so other people to phone in his description to some wanted crim on Crimewatch.

These suggestions are offered in jest and I am not endorsing that you actually do any of them...


 
Posted : 02/05/2014 12:38 pm
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So far I have five bees, no suitable box. And I poo'd early this morning.


 
Posted : 02/05/2014 12:43 pm
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considering the police aren't going to be interested - i'd create havoc for him..

but that is just me.


 
Posted : 02/05/2014 12:45 pm
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Horse poo in box.
Dandelions on horse poo.
Stand back and watch the bees flock in.
Close box.
Deliver box.


 
Posted : 02/05/2014 1:00 pm
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bees usually only attack pooh when he's after their honey

Read that to our little'un just yesterday. Now have tea on my keyboard and down my face, genuine LOL.

EDIT:

Horse poo in box.
Dandelions on horse poo.
Take photo
Stand back and watch the bees flock in.
Take photo
Close box.
Deliver box.

FTFY


 
Posted : 02/05/2014 1:10 pm